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Thu, 20 May 2010|

The daily chumpline from 5/20/10.

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  1. illegal aliens2:51
  2. attorney general8:37
  3. hardwood flooring0:30, 11:50
  4. movie theaters10:36, 10:50, 11:06
  5. rush hour6:45
  6. Lumber Liquidators0:38
  7. Dan rather's1:48
  8. weasel9:03, 9:10, 9:22
  9. misspoke8:50, 9:49
  10. Welfare Party3:56

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Wow wow -- week's Bob -- accused the Obama administration. And how Wolf Blitzer what CNN driving -- their ratings.

Becky mentioned wolf get a call them today and well wolf president of the company wants to see a wolf. -- ensure proper respect. To help president take all the -- how dare you ask Jim real questions you know that's not your job -- this -- CNN. Where. MSNBC. --

Did you see the what happened when one of the news reportedly was chip Reid. When Obama's -- stopped taking questions so he's leaving the Rose Garden with call their -- as he yelled out -- questions and then the president wouldn't answer it. So then he yells out well how about what you gonna real press conference.

While. Dan rather's roll it over and his grave oh that's right he's not dead yet. We wouldn't be rolling over in his grave if he were dead. Chip -- I assume is CBS right. I don't know who really who knows when he of these people hurting more you know I mean who the hell watches. The network newscasts.

You've got my friends and I would have putting together that's what my needs to take a bus stop to -- we want the web on your Mountain View property nine billion won't mind -- you're winners here.

I they just as a way of getting every under everybody skin doesn't think.

That is crushing distrust of the more people that Steve I. You don't either -- equal opportunity offenders about the months Steve at least you can have a conversation with Josh has decided to adopt my policy which is just talk through everybody he doesn't he doesn't wanna -- Anything that's going to way interfere with his moon bats.

Moon -- exactly.

They called around. On those Guatemalan this kind of gets to -- because so they can get to America because behavior illegal aliens in America he pretty much get the mother.

It's like what in the lottery. Everything Florian -- yeah. Oh boy talk about it prescient songs.

There's a -- that was so first name midfield eighteen games for the last dealing with the second name it's so we AMA. Spending trillions and trillions don't -- peavy doesn't care about illegal and a country means. It didn't happen and they were truly band broke back country.

If you would think with the unemployment rate hovering just under 10% that. He would be saying you know what maybe we don't need any more unskilled. People illiterate in their own language let alone English coming into the country and squatting. With diseases end. An enlarged BM release of people who were just as dependent as they are. But. That's the bad news the good news is if they can just get them legalized. They'll all vote for the Welfare Party Democrats.

If the novel idea why they come out of the shadows -- my right back down to Mexico.

Got kicked to we will -- cliche that there -- in the shadows. When the president of Mexico was using the cliche you know it's it is truly bad guys I mean this means YouTube ship breathe this means YouTube. Comrades and keep them comrades caress on MSNBC. Loosely in out of that in the shadows and -- game.

Yeah I yard fade back.

He admitted that he admitted it to Wolf Blitzer that they ask them for their camp bus. That tip us but --

And -- until but nobody mentioned today. Quite a crude dipped from around a -- kids.

I'll that's ball he made that up. I don't -- more Raza law and -- they weren't there they were there earlier in the week and they and I have asked I have asked -- My lawn company guy he's from Walpole by the way. And I he says everybody's legal I've checked. I checked with him he can each daddy I'd -- Jack I've them. Personally demanded the papers but it's not La Raza wants service.

How we are gonna get this thought might American flag. Eight the christianity's. Cry. Chris who. God bless America.

Yeah miles wanted to correct me I city in notes domino. It's an old nominee. Domino would be data for tablet live or would also be a van Morrison's song from the early seventies. And Obama need Jenna live or possessive. Toward the piano abomination I stand corrected.

I'm it is always good Vietnam around injuries came home became a toll collectors. And have a court order I was given that local radio talk show.

It stops on change. Is that the head of the the union The Who who claims that he is actually seen me here she has a -- he. I'm glad he wasn't under oath when he said that because that would have been perjury. By the way they still have they still have the three toll booths open at 6:30 on Sunday morning coming into the city in Alston three. Three but not you know fast lane transponders at three may end toll booths or woman has told person toll booths. Whereas if you look through right now chances are there's two total votes open rush hour on a weeknight you know why. Because it's an easier shift overnight on Saturday night.

Some people gain an advantage by lying about serving in Vietnam and some people gain an advantage by lying about living in north Carolina's. --

That's ball. It's not the same who who would be possibly be referring to by the way maybe anybody you might have been looking for I don't know in state tuition may mean. I can't help but if they never asked for my driver's license whenever the produce -- Massachusetts driver's license I can't help lists nobody. Ever checked to the fact that I was putting down up from my parking permit a Massachusetts license plate. I can't help but if nobody ever checked that my home address happened to be to YMCA in Greensboro. Aren't -- your kid to poignancy about us. Now I think -- I think they've tightened up the rules considerably.

Go general Blumenthal. I can still remember miss speaking. From the NBA. With the mortars coming ahead in the artillery coming head in -- overrun -- about bird at a place called gay bar one night. I hope we're in the -- and -- bodies boy have you.

David -- How -- this guy David Brooks get away with claiming to be a conservative columnist. Here's what -- this is a quote from a David Brooks. As for Blumenthal my guess is he survives his little brush with -- vast supply. The Connecticut Democrat accidentally said he was a combat veteran. When in fact he never served in Vietnam. Could happen to anyone. The cases this honorable but everybody expects politicians to lie.

Here's why do we as a I finally I have an attorney general of Connecticut alone and we yeah he lies about it clearly he goes for a long period to compliment people we need movement. Then when he gets caught. And -- he misspoke -- instead of line but he's not all the people distort his record who got his record of lying.

You know there's a difference between lying and being a lying weasel and you know lying repeatedly about. Your service. That's that's being allying Wii is Horace a weasel line John actually I don't know CNB but it -- you know it's like one of the Supreme Court justices set about pornography you know he said he didn't know he couldn't the find of but he knew what when he sought. IE I know are lying weasel when I see evidence sodas Fred -- and and so does everybody else.

I may have misspoken I didn't miss it speed you're alive when he was agents out of hundreds. That I attended. Weather events or ceremonies. And I will not allow anyone to -- a few of those misplaced words and impugn my record. A service I regret. That I misspoke on those occasions.

Dylan taking a few I don't know how many were there really mean seriously how many do we know -- well is it. This race today we found out that he talked about wearing the uniform in Vietnam.

Right and yesterday we found out that he was he was saying and he was talking about being in Vietnam three weeks ago. So it's not like this thing is in the past it's not like he's been on the lying weasel Wagoner anything like that he has admitted lying weasel recover. He's -- he's a a full blown lying weasel.

like this it's politician got misplaced word. Hell no I know I'd like oh god.

Yeah those who have personal story from Louisiana about -- law he promised somebody some group of people that he was gonna I think -- he was to allow movie theaters open on Sunday this -- back in the fifties. And so he got he got elected in the movie theater owners gave him a ton of money the lobbyists and and then he called amenities that more as I gotta tell you few combat this'll kill me if I what -- movie theaters -- open on Sunday. How -- go -- I'll veto the bill if it gets through legislature until the lobbyists set. Wolf governor -- governor along you told us that you'd get the bill throw. What what do we go back and Powell tell our employers the guys who on the movie theaters what do we tell. At -- logs that while watching Vista home that governor along we'll.

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