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Did you see comrade Chris Matthews that I did. Comrade Keith Olbermann if they're brought on Friday night that this would Mayweather is pretty good for the weekend. It's trying to say that the somehow Katrina. Bush fly over on the second day is is somehow worsen more of a dereliction of duty even. Obama not even paying any attention to the thing for a week.
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So we're just Samir -- an email we got calls himself build up so polite. You don't want another one of his excuses I forgot to mention that I just overlook that in the the the torrent of rubbish that's come out of his lawyer's mouth lately of trying to justify this thing. He blamed it on reading Stephen King short stories. How many books Stephen King is sold. I mean if if Stephen king's books call cause people and stories cause people to murder other people. This country it would be totally be populated.
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I can't wait for the -- part miniseries on the Kennedy family the history -- go around with Katie Holmes Katie Holmes is going to be playing -- I I don't care by Katie hall one who's going to be played in -- battle. The president is doing in the pool of the White House from the Secret Service I you know president of Finland SATA will be in the miniseries. I just read it CNB they are in the miniseries that's one of the things would be Leo moon bats are objecting so is that that Jack is doing one of amend the pool. Why do you think -- why do you think Richard Nixon. Has the pool covered up and turned into a bowling Alley he he know what was going on an apple. That's not why he did ASE and that's coming your light falling maps while he'd know sandy there was more toward -- press room is on top of that. The prints I is that is that the press rooms come like a shrine dollars and it. There do you have to Jenny reflect before you go by the picture of Barack Obama or does it just help if you really wanna be one of the --
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Yeah I forgot about that. That's why Josh appeared so agitated yesterday it's the end of the month. Newsletter some -- to gory stuff running this chat doesn't arrive until tomorrow. Got what's gonna happen if when the post office ghost five day a week delivery in the first balls like it does tomorrow on a Saturday. That means these guys are gonna be able to get their prescriptions until Monday. Oh my god. Like the old days in the South Bend you know when no one knows will confer looking for fortified wine on us on a Sunday and Sunday morning in the and all the liquor stores were closed. Remember those days city and everywhere in the south -- that they would have that these guys can come with these giant cadillacs. Full of four fortified wine in the be selling like a pipe for like ten box. All the wine and knows it and be like all lines of why -- us all through the south end. Looking for these Cadillac you don't you don't go gore -- to the street and trying to wave them down there were so desperate for. Alcohol.
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I don't know if I'd be worried about this -- old. That they won't say it proud tradition -- forward he's gonna finish that faith alive or Bob sort of verified your scale -- staff proposal calls for -- at -- until somebody from moral authority always.
The proposal was a gang -- killer who was cut tree and that's part of his parole was that you could never set foot Massachusetts again. He said okay when -- California kill somebody. And there was David bar Jonah accountable he was BM from Worcester County went out Idaho and lot of cookbook or maybe was a self publish cookbooks how to cook little voice. To -- some mature group of -- was but I'm sure he was an equally upstanding character.
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Three younger kids that's what I meant. We -- can be blamed for the older kids what they do their they've reached that age.
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The stuff but he is breathing a sigh of relief. The way it does a guy would -- there's a funny when it grounds for cruel and unusual punishment. What do I do anyway a knife to school now let's go live at cedar junction.
I put -- equal opportunities. I think. So god has 130 would know all around the rim of the Grand Canyon if we gotta have been here.
I think it's only equality to let him have a --
The thing about the people live around the Grand Canyon is they haven't been trying to stop offshore oil drilling they haven't -- able to try to stop by nuclear power plants the wake Kennedy and Kerry did for all those years. You know again it's -- it's like Harrison Ford complaining I'll walk when everybody else walks. No you walk first because you would tell and everybody else to walk while you drive had taken an airport when -- seven airplanes up the coast for a cheeseburger.
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I put -- equal opportunity. I think. -- thought to have 130 would know all around the rim of the Grand Canyon if we gotta have been here.
I think it's only equality to let him have a few.
We'll ask her the same question asked grace Ross what do you mean weak human side hobby. Mike.

