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Joe Biden And The Plumber
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Wed, 23 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a cover of the old ditty Boop Boop Diddy Diddy Wattum Choo only our version was dedicated to Vice-President Biden and his love of plumbers.
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no problem identifying a breathalyzer after his five be wise. How did Dick Cheney get into this conversation. Is isn't here -- still. Broke strains of pushed arrangement syndrome. In the country. -
Chump Line Tuesday May 22, 2012 - Affirmative Action Line
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Tue, 22 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a guy pretending to be a girl calling on the Howie Carr affirmative action phone line.
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La La land with a beautiful people. She wasn't just with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon just wells was there Van Jones. -- Jones was tweeting about how he was speech about how. Liz Warren is the favorite -
Chump Line Monday May 21, 2012 - Crabs In Chicopee
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Mon, 21 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to Elizabeth Warren saying that western Massachusetts had a coast and lying about being an american indian - the caller was going to Chicopee to pick up fresh crabs.
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All we know that was that was John Edwards . Went NC state. Look what happened to. -
Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
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Fri, 18 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line posited that Elizabeth Warren's Indian name was Sitting Duck.
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at a it looked like great lawn was -- talking about it high school pot smoking.
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One more poll or quiz question here one more quiz question is -- real easy quiz question before you to -- shop lights up you wanna get on board and when a T shirt. 1877469432218774694322. If you want to -- try to win mania. A T shirt with their trivia question of the day and we'll have more tomorrow but anyway if you wanna do what will I will do it right. Now. In the meantime while away from alliance to fill up but that's gonna take that long here's a here's a fax I just got to and I want to where it came from or anything like this. The illegals know how to work our system absolutely true story illegal woman slips in from Brazil she's in the US for only three days and -- neighborhood clinic. After thirty minutes she gets tired of sitting in the waiting room so declares chest pains. Fact every time in every medical establishment chest pains kitchen pushed to the front of the line and a big hurry. Guess what no chest pains. She finally fessed up -- claimed that she came to the clinic as she had a bad cough for months four months. She's now on a major medical hospital quote unquote recuperating from medication resistant TB remember she just came here from Brazil a couple of days ago. This illegal alien potentially infected everyone in that waiting room she didn't give a crap who she injured. Look in the mirror to see who's played paying for a world class medical care. There are only coming to the United States to infect the US citizens -- Medical resistant TB that Americans can't be bothered infecting that's all that's solid as say you know how how mean spirited Abbas not to. Welcome every free order from the Third World that wants to come in here for a free ride. Okay. But Trace your next with how white car.
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It's an easy question are we okay at Texas politician. Announced yesterday. That he had gunned down. -- coyote. The was menacing his daughters Labrador Retriever puppy. Who is this Texas politician who gunned down -- Wiley Coyote.
I don't know that I look they governor Rick Perry.
Very good gas Patrice that is correct. And you've won a T shirt.
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Well it's the seventh one that they'll stop you want Patrice you know that.
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Okay Patrice hold on you're getting the T shirt all right 18774694322. If you like to. Listen to the show on the unity can always do so go to our website which is how we current dot com how we cart dot com click on the live audio streaming. Yeah also how we cart dot com you take part in our daily Internet poll questions -- what does today's poll question what -- the results thus far. I do you support the one farming in Nantucket Sound the answer is yes please call yes it's a new 1% all right 71%.
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Sometimes I think that any reaction is better than no reaction on on a talk radio show and he gets speed reaction doesn't make. Even though today it was very.
Below average call I would say.
after that can't nor did receive an award -- profiling in courage award.
I'm waiting for some remarks about her -- her hair or something like that you know. Here and say you big god forbid you say anything about Barbara Mikulski or somebody like that but you know did GA and world like. Sarah Palin is is it's open season on her.
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I just keep wondering about this whole thing about profiling you know I mean -- what do these 161000 new IRS agents going to -- they hate to repeat myself but I. That's okay because we need more money to pay. For the medical care for all the illegal aliens who we can't profile port port.
We have Al Gore it's I'm not calling for any particular reason is because they've got back. They're well they're accused of global climate change. Has fallen. And -- Vermont and upstate New York global climate change you Leo how you don't agree bandwagon so.
That's why I'm for the wind farm in Nantucket Sound because I believe in helping polar bears. Then by the way Al Gore clearly. -- some reporters. For not. Properly covering the the musical climate change in the least -- away angrily all of the thing amount of time magazine a lost -- the little. Article but it said -- all all of the great institutions. Of the of western civilization. They have the same problem and that's the no one trust them anymore whether it's the federal government. Or. Climate science and -- climate science you know like you why should we trust climate science. The three words for you always remember whatever anyone tells you that you you know you're -- the night -- like -- holocaust and -- Given these three words back all the all all the Al Gore acolytes -- hide the decline. Hide the decline that's food phrase that appears. In those emails back and forth between these so called climate change scientists they're trying to. Hide the decline in the global temperature.
They've always gives I think what that hasn't shot of vodka you ought to be carried in newspapers.
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It's always so I am in no -- supportive -- illegal aliens. But if you haven't got the things that we have we have been following Arizona and a friend -- went from Mexico and only 1840s. Wind wouldn't be illegal aliens.
If you wanna keep going back I mean I'm sure the illegal aliens go I'm sure the aztecs stolen from us -- websites -- somebody else images goes back and forth it's our country right now and we work.
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You know. When his dad was around. He is -- that the weekend the traditional Easter weekend back in 1991 after quote unquote some girl was raped at the compound. Ted Kennedy and patches they'd stuck out a saint Edwards the high mass on Easter Sunday in -- go around a quarter but chuck M barrels. Do they order shots. Of course of course patches had a with under the tutelage of his old Meehan he understands that a politician can't be ordering shots. It's -- wheezing keep count you order patches I'm repeating to your father would be telling you this if you were here. You order a Long Island PlayStation. We get 345. Shots in a Long Island nice stage and it looks like a regular drank when he had that Easter Sunday morning. Head but boy head three bloody Mary's seen it in 45 minutes and patches head. Three Long Island iced teas and 45 minutes I saw the credit card received the bill. -- you know what I daresay that's more than six shots of vodka worth of alcohol and yet nobody noticed until we got the credit card receipts as part of discovery.
The polls thin -- believe. She and it is those. And when do we -- 68. The job. In those positions can immediately filled. Mitt Romney tries to do here but do may have. No and game. Only go the.
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they've always been performed well although the fly those wouldn't -- do we try to land on Nantucket this summer.
How many times did John Kerry changes position over the years he finally came out fourth. He he was again I think it was for it before he was against it before it was war.
Welcome Billy Graham and then Mr. President I assume you have your pay good.
They'll they passed that legislation approved saying the -- to prove citizenship to get under the bell has a presidential candidates.
Elian got on the fence about forward prompt saying -- But now the government approved of it I know it's so good.
I you know why this is this is a quandary there's no question about it I I see what you're saying but on the other hand you have to remember that in The Herald. Paul Kirk. Libya called holder. US senator for a few months after Ted's death. Said that Ted would be disappointed to learn that the wind farm was going through so you have to -- have -- to say okay. Obama and Salazar in the and the regime mar for this thing. But Ted Kennedy would be opposed to -- in this case I'm gonna go with Obama I'm gonna go against Ted Kennedy Ted Kennedy is disappointed. Then I think it's a wonderful plan. Beep beep beep this is your last term -- message. All right that's it for the -- wind today the -- light is the recorded voice mail message service about we car show. You -- leave a message at any hour of the day or night we may or may not play your message at this time each weekday today's -- line is brought if you buy Lumber Liquidators Lumber Liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. From 99 cents a square foot call 1800 -- today for all.

