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A six member jury yesterday convicted suspended Lawrence police officer -- is it Kyle are. Lopez then I've stealing gas she bought with a city credit cards to -- her to go our access.

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I'm you know I'm Mike guesses did she know Maryland to -- work my guess is there you know they're all else. Now now. Don't jump to conclusions. Would -- Georgia authorities saying inmate who broke out of jail them returned after stealing fourteen packs of cigarettes. Has been sentenced to twenty years twenty years for fourteen packs of cigarettes prosecutors want -- I got. Inmate Harry Jackson escaped to sell the Camden county jail last year. Went to the exercise your true cheap cigarettes you'd expect it would be tossed over a fence. They say when -- wasn't there he scaled the fence broke a window at a convenience store and grab cigarette packs only to be arrested upon its return. He pleaded guilty to Bruins gave charges Tony Arizona's initial don't tell you what he's in there for. -- smoked you need a smoke you know. Who knew was that bad Buford Georgia. Gwinnett county police have cited three men accused of soliciting sex -- Kmart restaurant there you go there has stayed axis for you know. The citations followed an undercover sting operation by the county vice unit. At the Kmart located in Buford highway in Buford the acting -- assistant complaint about lewd acts occurring between adult men and the rest your mood. Always I don't like this is warlord during for the purpose of engaging in solicitations of sex --

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This is from the Salem evening news police -- to report any naked man playing with fire. In the rose garden a naked men playing with fire in the rose garden patrolman Chester Flynn -- found a large group of people gathered in the garden watching a man. Dancing of the -- the time he was wearing shorts somebody has to -- so he was arrested.

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Boynton beach Florida man nabbed after trying to scare lesson in two cats. A Boynton Beach man was trying to teach his cattle lesson. When he fired his gun that the efforts -- him in jail if 43 year old man was upset this -- used his -- so have a litter box. -- they took the catch of the garage and fired a handgun into a flotation device to scare. The cat was not injured but the man was charged with our whole ball where I'm gonna shoot -- this year cap no shouted at a life preserver. To keep teaching catalysts mussina can I was getting out anyway. This is from. Com. I'm not sure this is from a Georgia. Sandwich to be renamed for men with -- job. A Georgia man blocked -- bit off more than he could she literally when he dislocated his outlook trying to eat a super sized sandwich. Chad actually up on a rusty nail what's royalist forces would cause -- to one this particular case I don't believe that's the -- start talking met. A structured settlement Bob broker suffered a -- job for fourteen hours after biting into a double meat double cheese sandwiched. Them let me be Mormon should order a double announced. -- this case is is he was a key which which -- based restaurant specializing in giants images of talent. Date he has is John wrestling united on our ten years old the second in my job -- a stack up and couldn't get a close studied at a hospital and they relocated my talk. So clicks. I was thinking the monkey wrenching how we knew when you slide. One piece back among humans doesn't close anymore and I wondered if your job was like that so I -- I -- clicked in my job open and then slip back and sure enough to wouldn't closing your cross your eyes now. Can't vote that's OK keep me out stuff.

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Colorado a lake county sheriff's deputy who attended a job fair has been suspended for using a stun gun on thirty high school students. Like who said they wanted to know what it felt like. Sheriff Ed holt says deputy John Ortega has been suspended. Teaser -- and ministry and non lethal electric shot -- to -- beer taste like India may have bear some students suffered burns of varying degrees from the taser was applied to their legs at least one student was treated in the hospital. Authorities are considering whether to file criminal charges.

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Parents are up in arms. After teaches at a government school tried -- black magic to find out which of their pupils don't money from a staff member black magic children complained they're made to swear they didn't take a -- and drink magic water from a bottle containing various kinds of garbage. Magic -- after no child admitted to the staff to teachers -- bottle of magical water made by a local monk. The water contained old nails marbles tooth -- human hair leaves and rubber bands. The teacher's forced children to drink the concoctions -- instill the money.

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Speaking there's -- off a -- Iraq today yes people drinking and eating things they should shouldn't really yes -- this is the other one is from England who are they know the woman should saying. A father of two died of heart attack after drinking from Obama from unaware that it contained pure liquid cocaine. The alcohol always used to smuggle the judge into Britain from Saint Lucia and a bizarre chain of events one bottle was handed to cab driver. Bomb Malcolm as against the bar was intended to be handed over to a drug baron. He would ask unsuspecting flyer Martin Lawrence to carry two bottles of from his luggage claiming his own bags were overweight after landing. Usually and customs mister Lawrence campus connector finally happened way movies.

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All right these the 21 as the first one is also Indians an instance of somebody eating something we shouldn't have this from the Daily Mail. John Lopez was transferred to saint George's hospital in -- To have you educate and to have a ring remove your shooting. Yes. Pensioner dies after swallowing his royal wedding ring without knowing it's. Retired railway Clark Tomlin had a great have been -- to the hospital suffering for Donald -- if you did -- wife knows that large Signet ring and disappeared. They were unable to find hearing in Chile began to throw up -- an X -- found wedged in his throughout medics decided to let the ring -- naturally through his system. Well guess what happens. It -- food to go into his lungs because it couldn't get past the ring that was in his system naturally and he died thank you to national health -- health service. Poor guy they don't they take it take take an anti undertake during that he would be alive today the other winner.

He could be recuperating and then dying of thirst and you have British hospital -- from Oklahoma sitting.

Title is fetish friendship turns file. Flatulence -- claims who assaulted by men he met online. And a police report their reads it was a written for the Howard Stern -- on Oklahoma man who enjoys. The sound and smell -- has told cops that he was sexually assaulted by men he met online. They met and the judge in that. They met -- chat room and an extra levels predicted this would happen a series of sexually charged text messages. The 27 year old victim's sexual your flat to only charge it is sexually told investigators that he was lonely and -- seeking to make friends and had the same fetish for fart that he had however. When he got there he was forced to engage in a variety of sexual acts Obama suspect's --

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