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Thu, 25 Mar 2010|

This is the daily Chumpline for Thursday, March 25, 2010.

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  1. Sarah Palin4:53
  2. Tiger Woods3:41
  3. hardwood flooring0:26, 6:50
  4. lumber liquidators0:34, 6:58
  5. Bomb sniffing dogs5:46
  6. square foot0:29, 6:53
  7. fiasco2:26
  8. roadmap6:03
  9. apparatus6:09
  10. remote control4:36

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Don't forget the department of revenue here in Massachusetts the DOR I've gotten some threatening messages from them over the years.

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Hey did you hear that that's hate speech. Give me give me Steny Hoyer on the line I've got I've got one report. A threat.

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Like like that's in the what do what's the deficit in California 89 billion dollars plus the talking about that this this health care fiasco was gonna cost them another two to three billion dollars. And they think selling we've just gonna make the make up that. Deficit.

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When -- arrived back -- and a baby killer you will move but gave you did this mr. Stupak. You are in this draft staying normal and I hope -- went into the rest of the elastic living days.

I'm haunted by high taxes after this thing as well that's my big fear you're using C wanna you wanna get a phone message in the first words are you more of bastard. I immediately erase it I wouldn't even. Recorded it but I guess you know I'm not Bart Stupak I wasn't looking for some sympathy.

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If you opened today's herald the page 24 and 25. On paper money for the extra juggling game Tiger Woods one guy's girlfriend and -- company -- side. Few people got to drop a little bitten -- newspapers quickly to put up what you want about -- there.

Very funny today way to much time. You know someone gave me the phone number for Jocelyn Jameson said you can yeah you could reach her in the light. The myself I don't mind reading a couple these racy text over the year but I don't really think any -- interview or and that I read about the interview today in the paper and I said for once and made their decision.

Hypothetically now if I leave you a message saying. Don't relax you and oh viewed. -- not a death threats. But the best hope.

Again it -- like what I always say about TV you know you don't like what's on TV just at that remote control you -- like what's on the radio changed the change the station. You know if you don't like what you're hearing on your voicemail just hit the delete button.

They cry babies be glad there only death threats if you were in another country to be a military to get over it. It was Sarah Palin did --

Surveillance going to be a Boston next month by the way leading at Tea Party April 14. -- on the time of the patriots day and the that it thief. The incidents in Concord and Lexington.

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out again the only person who's been stopped from -- speaking. And threatened with death among the public figures in North America the last couple of days has been in Coulter and it it happened in Canada.

Bomb sniffing dogs but all we can draw -- from Minnesota. I didn't mean to offend people by saying controls -- people automatically oops I can't control my -- PP. I'm that old that I have to wear depends now that's the roadmap to control over PP.

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Give me the FBI. I didn't I don't have to put.