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Yeah you know I -- If they wanna come and inspect my new basement floor they can come men but you know for insurance liability purposes -- have to insist that they wear light jackets.

Stories we I just heard Obama go to planned to harness the powers -- going to drive this water up. And also gonna do. Were of the Earth's gravitational field -- requested from a bit on the ground. --

I know there's not a new tax. On no water in one's basement if there is say. I could be in trouble.

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Picassos. You -- you -- new billboard they just put up with all those -- paintings that came out of the old Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum back in 1990. I had all them pictures in my basement. I didn't know I didn't even though they went there until they were washed away. -- how I won this fair market value. It's a five million dollar reward the pictures are probably worth fifty million OK I don't know thirty prison sentences what attest -- that since you. I am wrong I didn't know say at least. I didn't know where try to get -- Mori on our way let's try to get a month to discuss the situation. They had they they talking about all the gonna check via DNA. To -- see if they could figure out who stole the paintings in the so well I don't know you know I come from very confused about the Issa. The DL DNA developments in the hunt for the missing paintings.

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We know you are stunning -- like the BP these days I think you. And I -- ever flooded basement that's all I said -- I said that she was yelled -- me blaming me for what happened. It was an act of god go I look like god now.

Can you hear about this. 800 blogging here is you can't adaptable local hardware store standby at the speed all -- you have to borrow one. Well I don't and you might import the -- and I -- that you can't smoke.

And that message. Do you really think you go buy up pump anywhere. In eastern Massachusetts right now come god. I would ideally that would buy up pumpkin if I could buy one. Yeah I know you could borrow in the house where you installed it over and cottage street. Yeah I think -- I think they need the pump as well you know I mean it's not like suddenly that houses is -- has risen. Above the water lines I'm sure that that -- is going full blast on overtime.

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Get a bucket brigade gone now neighbors and Dan. You know I actually thought about it but is just too good. Horrible swore. The dodge and do their toddler girls are gonna dawn when they're still -- another just it's not a it's it's ridiculous I get I went through that over on cottage streets in the it was a you know we were like we -- the the pump was going. And the waters coming right out and it's being pumped out and I see it coming right back yet there's like some kind of cartoon. You're so full of -- it comes to mind really.

She's -- it could finally get one that's actually gonna be doing the work to clean up that they let come you know that I. --

Your really wasn't bothering me all that much the basement was flooded I was kind of PO about it but you know it's one of those things. But then the furnace went out now does not going to be high water. We're now -- now all I am beginning to become concerned and but more now my guess is that your children -- now beginning to become concerned and that's going to be okay here's a pretty after ball after. Who cares about them they go over with -- her friend's house of they would if they don't want us. I'll probably difference I think every every house is there around the metro west is this flooded most of them anyway. There's nowhere to go. Nowhere to run to baby nowhere to hide.

I was on my way over here I'll put a couple of cases -- share Wallace went all apple -- Sure about the batteries and it all older car Prius slot on the map to.

I said you know there's no. Problems with a run away Prius is here in Massachusetts today -- you know you're you're you're Prius goes out of control just drive. Indoor pot -- just right indoor -- which is also the local road.

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The proud moment for you not does anyone really think that they're going to win the M -- today -- Did they win the MIT and ninety I think you want at one time in 1971. Or maybe doctor. I think they'd be they'd be doctor. 32 teams may be only sixteen teams in the it in the March Madness but anyway you know I don't care I really until today so until a caller told me today that they who they were invited to the MIT I didn't even walk. I just saw that they lost the game to Virginia Tech on Thursday and assume that says season's over I'll I'll I'll rejoined a rejoin this one in progress next. Thanksgiving.

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Well how about all the old hip hip -- hippie types who have turned into losers women in the mom's basement. They -- they left they left to go to work today and they come back. And there's -- half a foot of water.

We managed ruined do what it's like you're actually wow man a tragedy of -- and go dude dude. By the way Charles luckily there on Friday was very impressed.

Thanks to faced brewer and Shipley had to Charles for a come on the show on Friday had a good time with -- volatile.

Can you get -- can he get a oh right they can actually get an insurance. Payment if you're we've got wiped out in the flood and -- wonder why and.

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Using I don't like to let the successors in the White House you know for obvious reasons. This time. I wonder if they'll give me an abatement since complete the house has been damaged dammit.