Police Blotter Fax Friday 3/12/10

That's a for the chump like now it's time for police blotter fax Friday all week long we ask you to. Send us funny stories about the cops are funny items from your local daily or weekly newspaper from the police log of a police blotter whatever they call it. Could be -- from those columns are could be -- the end alone police story. In at this time every Friday afternoon we have a little contest here. Friday --

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We do this and we read the funniest no entries in our opinion and the two funniest winning entries receive a nice prize what is at this week's as --

We are still working on our collectibles are brown 41 T shirts and matching caps OK but they with the best dressed jogger who likes to -- just banging around the house like us. These the runners up they do not when the T shirts out by the way to T shirts -- from our friends -- sportswear happened current -- could still order them you can indeed. He's the runners up the first one is from Falmouth. A driver trying to market T ticket market -- 28 instead crashed into the building yesterday after his foot slipped off the break. -- do you think he has -- US eighty driving into Rihanna on the two year on the money. Actually positively eighty -- try this damn pray yes sir you have a Buick. And kept us. And I think I think that's an excuse is dying to run amok with us from licensed there Lester Allen's other Lester. A woman who was allegedly got CNB that's in Worcester County you're not a -- you know I should really am kind of embarrassed by that went. A woman who was allegedly eating her way through a local Cumberland farms with arraigned later that day one talk over the line -- jeez police determined she was intoxicated had driven the story and didn't pay for some of these snacks on which she -- As -- work your way around a -- of hiring a slim Jim -- snack how much salt is in math coach called paging Mayor Bloomberg and sporting a greasy Sheen on her face and hands and hadn't paid for a bag of chips before running out of cash.

This is from the daily news should we wanna have like some blueberries -- some --

I'm shocked shocked when you Johnson for a snack after your intoxicated yeah that's what first comes to everybody's mind is antioxidants. A man whose dog mauled his eleven year old son was sentenced to three months in G now. According to the peninsula daily news here's the kicker Matthew B stems have left the boy alone with the dog because he'd gone to steal a motorcycle.

Well at least the had a good excuse. Right broomstick I had to get to work where do you work by just steal motorcycles from outside the studio biker bar.

This is from Goran that warm times. It to Bob let an ichabods lane Collor took.

Their -- of the man's name was -- I have -- or eleventh elastic of blood was one in the the -- and weekly story -- ignited the bit about training and -- yeah it's they took their dog to Yvette Washington -- excuse -- accidentally gave the -- to someone else and now that person is refusing to return it. How can you refuse to return a dog that doesn't belong to I don't know I think that guy's gonna give his dog back would be my -- he -- evening gets sun some added.

Pain and suffering and it's of that particular emotional distress. Granite show a fifty year old substitute teacher for Greenwich public schools was moonlighting as a crack core. According to police were not make it up according to Stamford advocate. Barbara Glenn had been substituting in Greenwich for a year and was a math teacher and Stanford for two years prior to that. Walked up to two undercover officers in Norwalk and offered to have sex with them both for a hundred dollars fifty years old she says -- crack cocaine habit and was not taking medication for her bipolar disorder.

Each -- all the -- a prostitute -- and you know but she hasn't been holding up that well you know I mean would be a crack or does that give you much started to talk out stay in shape you know not -- time for the many petty.

This is from Ames Iowa second degree burglary charges have been filed against an -- who broke into a church. Where he used the institutions electronic equipment to watch pornography. The Dade police allege the 55 year old -- broken the first Christian church after god didn't strike him down with a bolt of lightning. They found a man trying to hallway garbage cans filled with food kitchen utensils close electronic equipment. And a 26 inch flat screen TV. They use electronic equipment to watch pornographic movies. Have you read the one from Florida about the woman shaving.

No it came in about a million people senator dead.

fly away -- fought Florida highway trooper Gary Bennett was not surprised when he came to the scene of a car crash caused by a woman. Who is distracted by shaving her bikini line. Apparently she switched places with her husband and he drove. While he -- bikini area issue want to -- I way to say it it's her ex husband this is what I don't understand the issue is going to visit her boyfriend is more carefully she was going to visit her boyfriend in q.s and tells us already visiting that is driving her to do is just called her husband an -- cataracts are there it is done. She costs -- let her ex husband's driving while she's going to visit her boyfriend and -- ready for the visit. Okay this is just the -- that's going to cost.

There's lot of problems I'm glad I'm not in Florida today it's raining hard but I don't would wanna run in the either of those two people.

This is from Berlin Germany a woman in Germany found police after hearing a suspicious noise and a flat. But much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator. Apparently the vibrator turned itself on underneath some clothes and a wardrobe at the -- that's it to. It's like those that the hardest one of good all the greater just what it should throw library and then call the police because obviously far away she didn't turn it off whatever your father were the shoe was on -- way to a 7-Eleven to steal some some potato chips and so is Belgium's. Analyst -- a story from Falmouth at least you've found a high school students are facing felony charges after trying to buy school lunches with counterfeit money. Police were called the school after 214 year old boy is paid cafeteria workers would bogus ten dollar bills. They arrested juveniles following an investigation determined the -- had at least fifteen in fake money. They'd only distributed account to fill built by capitals with in the high school why would you make it make it twenty dollars bills.

That we only if the past half as many right appear for everybody pass anything on you Michael though that's good good for you.

Aren't these the two winners they when the T shirts and a hat the first -- mister Lincoln Nebraska. Police enemy and did more than take a pick up for spend during a test drive red star on public reported -- pick up have been stolen. The dealers ownership -- 39 year old man had taken the truck for a test drive while he was on test drive. He stopped and had a copy made of the tracks ski he returned attract a lot -- police believe he still overnight use -- as the duplicate key they found that tracked ten blocks away from his house I thought I.

Well I thought there was there were some laws against. Anyone but it dealership making copies of car keys telling not Lincoln Nebraska.

The other winner is from Avon Colorado. We got a bunch of these and the one who -- is Jim from Ludlow mass a Colorado man. Who says marijuana is a sacrament in his religion has been convicted of misdemeanor drug charges are clear creek county judge found Trevor Douglas guilty. A possessing marijuana and -- says he'll appeal. He's standing up first First Amendment right to religious freedom it's. It -- didn't go -- 100% the we were hoping for I wouldn't go back it would I wouldn't say it did went bad though the judge heard arguments. And the fact that we didn't lose the case we can now hopefully appeal it he argued he shouldn't be convicted of drug charges because marijuana serves the same -- his religion. As communion whining christianity. He's a member of the -- than my religion my new religion he's a member of the Hilo Hawaii based.

TH seat minister in TH senior minister a role. The winning another -- have cardinals they have campus at Stevens what are you gonna call yours the -- ACL ministering. I don't know so they they they run the cardinals were Red Hat I guess these guys whereas Acapulco gold.

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