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Hello and welcome panel. There's horoscopes there's. I'd always figured why you got us. Problem.

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Now Alley this health care debate -- like Freddy -- people at the beginning of animal house. Q how did you may I have another big deal may I have another.

Where is our blue dog would -- ski. To drive a stake. Through the heart of this monstrous. I trust sitting in the buried on Martha's Vineyard. -- come on -- you're ruling by US suspension of disbelief that I needed to make -- That mental image work here and -- the theater of the mind known as radio.

Hey how we see very careful opening new drugs. Colonel -- reflected in Connecticut WIN.

Amid the meanest thing I've ever heard anybody say about. Colonel hunt.

Hours different delegates. I didn't make my look at -- I -- that they don't you know issues Kelly if you caught it you know I was -- I can't I don't expect --

But that's likely story. That would that would work gets if you weren't a smaller market though we we have enough stations here that I don't think it's necessary to. -- at all Saturday Night Live gags about doing something the -- gets people would call live. Life. You don't -- talking about no home I don't wanna get into it -- there's a guy do pat. Yes the guys saying he's he's tried to get some calls and he's just sitting there talking in the phones are lighting up. So we finally start talking about what he wants to do with cats you'd ever did or remember that's now the guy. You probably pressed that.

Well I would have thought for sure bit Alexander Haig was going to be in the death pools. It does that make him -- win out or lose it's.

Yes Alexander hey it will not be down for breakfast neither will the person -- saying the original version of Susie Q. Long before she CR and all those other abeyance.

Hey Ali and I get that feeling that perhaps Obama has put a little kid it's gotten a hold of -- hammer. And -- just copy and give it away from him before he does some real village.

Units the problem is no kid has ever had a hammer as long as he's gonna have a he's got they Cameron toll. Last November actually think what I think what I of that lame duck congress to do what they know that they're going from a super majority. Democrat to Republican majority. Boy. Talk about opportunities for mischief. Now it's time Democrats.

We'll would be very -- are able to pull out of the -- They -- look impeachment proceedings on the clock --

What I saw -- they drive it'd. Soft bumper sticker that says don't blame me I'm from Massachusetts. And at first I thought it was a Scott Brown reference but that I looked at a -- older than that but of course you -- the bed. What more than thirty years old that's how those near the original but boy Mia from Massachusetts bumper sticker state back to the 1972. Presidential election win. McGovern carried one state and one state only in addition to what that stay was.

Allegations by eight I guess it's safe to say you know would have enough food desert.

Did she did she really safe food desert what you meant to say dessert she really death. This isn't this is a woman who went to Princeton. University. -- to Harvard Law School. It she doesn't know the difference between desert it deserved to.

You know speaking in this pronunciation I was watching channel Simon this morning and they were talking about the miracle on ice 35 years ago yes and these little girls they have -- isn't funny -- thank you pronounce her name anyway she's she was talking about how Mike some spurs own. Was the act captain back then. I understand that if it's 35 years he knowingly guy you don't know his name is there is Manning doesn't everybody wedding you're watching the game or not.

You but she's not from the wing blogs in the -- you -- in New England. To accommodate the death of Carter earlier in the -- of -- give me somebody at the desk. Somebody at the desk who's even younger urged the border that she is somebody was -- taking a class under a guy like me -- BU a couple of years ago. I don't think -- I remember when I was a channel seven they have a an anchor Kate Sullivan. -- are good looking woman she had dubbed black here and -- light blue wise or really. Striking. Really good looking. And really strikingly stupid. And what time -- I I forget what anniversary was maybe it was the fortieth anniversary of Iwo jima. That she went on dialogue about Iwo jima. He is she she must set -- five times EO jima.

And talk -- commemorative. -- would hypothetical murder verdict but bank. -- a lot of them aren't.

The police -- the record straight.

Yes speaking of porn stars. I'm about tiger -- it out you know I -- don't need to know anything more about tiger what in the porn stars so it's it's become one of those stories. It was funny for a couple of months but it's. Now it's it's time to find a new diversion -- the pages of the New York tabloids.

Veronica gave up her occupation her primary. Income our only source of income people at the porn star because tiger was very jealous. But they could not stand the thought. Of her being with another man.

Oh like their sex being a sex addict I have registered. That is cracks me up every dynamite here. A -- a the first sex addict I ever heard of was it Wade Boggs and that he was this colonias Tiger Woods. Don't forget David Duchovny from the X files dogs talk about the first one though I think was there was Wade Boggs. It added that what they say how did you -- how did you find out you were sex at a -- I read about it -- magazines. -- the magazine good excuse us to use when you get caught.

We've been Canada which he got it's -- goes by truckers -- that played against America.

Yeah we did beat Canada. Their money embarrassed and end you know we you know we had -- we -- great basketball team at Chapel Hill last year I don't know what's wrong with those people leaving Canada. I don't know what's wrong with them.

Ali yeah. Is that you know I don't think that's power radio today. Could be -- steel --

Good -- wait till next year may be -- an election -- Canada and hope -- beat somebody next year. So I guess we got we got last place although ourselves now in the ACC. That was a pivotal contest on Saturday at -- form that was that was the last place in the AC and then -- dead last but finished trophies. Hopes are why we -- we got word revert to two world Little League the knew what the new standards of you talky and you soccer. But stopped keeping score it's just. It's just so embarrassing if you're wearing light blue.

You Rhode tiger didn't detail the plan was to see. He's got -- and now we -- we believe. And is looking at not a happy endings. Or goals that this Tiger Woods didn't. --

What do -- go to the best newsstand that that that day they announced that he's gonna. Have his little press availability -- what are wasn't of availability his statement. And the headline one of the New York tabs is. Hide the demos in the heavily in the other one is hide the waitresses. I think he's got a long road. On the comeback trail is gonna be only -- one for. Tiger Woods back through getting his endorsements.

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Now Ali the health care debate -- not like Freddy Krueger thank god the big hitting an animal out now. Big you may I have another day you may I have another.

Just very frustrating.