Chump Line 2/19/10

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Yeah and he didn't believe me that they -- It's why I do you believe or is that -- porn actress who was crying about how she still won't tell woods million yeah. Mean the point is these people are professional performers they in turn on ten turn off as well Oscars are all about somebody was so convincing. And UIE huge make guesses as to whether he meant that or whether he was just saying good for ulterior motives.

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We'll get an additional question but that I think in the in my view anyway he hadn't gotten caught. -- there would be no contrition and there would be nothing going on there would be no change in behavior. I don't know what would have happened if he got caught privately you know officials if his wife found out about it but the rest of us didn't -- have been going on. But yeah and this is no future I think for sure that.

There's -- mission involved for -- stayed private if you had one mistress or two maybe he explained why give a look at how long it took. We found out about allegedly going on Iran -- I don't want this whole season is thirties right now.

This must -- going on for some time he's been a star for some time. Play them in married for five years that's -- long as early counts nationalism threat prolonging out of wedlock not nice.

We -- people expect and every time I booted out audio go to woman that is that -- there apologizing that stimulate. Well I never did anything nearly as big dogs like -- reason why it seems contaminated Republicans did.

And now it's really true and it goes back to -- you you can only gas. Which one he'll have the higher total. -- goes back to a different era back in many -- wasn't talked about. You know Ted Kennedy's affairs Jack Kennedy's affairs and then went on but it was just something that. We didn't talk about I don't know if that made it better or worse now we -- or more honest about her with the kids better off. Finding out that that leading political figures where. We're cheating on the -- she is sure we better off within the image of John Kennedy and even Ted Kennedy Tom -- them remind taken John Kennedy. The way we thought he was over and me in the early sixties.

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Yeah so there are responsible for his behavior and irresponsible for their behavior. Yes but they weren't -- well that -- that they knew they were taking up with a married man -- don't you think that they should a woman take up with a Amanda I think it's a big -- in the Geisel wanted to has taken no it's not her but but don't you think this is -- got snow is she responsible -- know she is that you wanted to -- I didn't I didn't come up with the right word if I don't discuss the earlier than -- have -- amazing --

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Yeah you know back in his day we didn't know about sexual addiction he would have a defense.

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Anyway much married forty. Let's say he could've done a Tiger Woods heated.

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I think it's what I don't know that the -- of their for that -- that. Yeah I think you're you can practice -- election so they should before why you want why people wanna be captain of the football team -- A lot of people seek higher office some of the approach toward things that go along with the job crucial mission and are -- mills -- misunderstandings I don't. I'm not representing that as wonderful and simply trying to get across. -- descriptive model the world as it is so let's not pretend that it's different -- somehow. Change shock or expect by the way that he's gonna change much as I don't --

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Yes that's right that's right we all have relegated you have got us hello my tears were we have alligator shock -- crocodile shock. You can't get over this issue is just terrible statistics indicate. That's over 50%. Of marriages get to go through a period with a fares. So the film while it's all well and good to get on -- worse is about how things are bad. Boy and how much of that applies to ourselves. The community -- porno people who people criticizing or just thinking quite thoughts on it she's. No wonder if it ever got -- ever got exposed for what happened.

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And -- that that needs any comment that I think I think that. That sums up from the perspective. What it's about.

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