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Saying how you're there's across the bottom line is actually based platform that actual value on that implement that act and -- and all very blunt about this already. What do you think.

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I don't think they do when the regular army -- he's not standing there and gardening like a warehouse he's got guard duty meaning he's National Guard. Duty.

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Who said that I didn't hear anybody say they like do you live shot even paying attention to reopen again Nadia. All that all becoming a statesmen oh okay become I would. Why. When I heard Jimmy Carter mentioned this a great statesman CNB yes you know everything else was immediately. -- from my memory storage.

Well John has a great name caller. Election's over he should leave Barack Obama alone join with us to do good things for the country. John. And has no reason to. Lead the way he is pleased he's become very very. I'm kind of post everything I don't like to disguise how they react to you we have some people run for president lost. We'll come back can become great statesman. John -- one example. Al Gore is another kind Jimmy Carter. I just think he's got to get over this and move on to something else.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black hair re read this guy is that this war is lost. This is a window and anybody told John McCain to get over anything we we are you know what we are gonna do something that we are gonna do something good to the American people started here in Massachusetts. Senator Reid and it's gonna spread in November. -- your home state of Nevada people are gonna do something good. And you're gonna get the Marcia Coakley bombs -- rush right out of the Senate you couldn't you couldn't join. With Paul Kirk and singing show tunes in the senate gymnasium.

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Tell my stupid food terminal. It was the third is Camelot. Okay is Richard Harris something green parrot or something yeah. Yes he has yeah I you know what city had a choice between Richard Harrison Richard Burton I can't take Richard Burton. I've never been a big Richard Burton fan even though he sounded like he was only moderately Al -- It's called -- GO when he recorded that the the tune. Yeah but you know Richard Harris -- helped -- out yet but it seems appropriate for the occasion you know since we lifted this off the -- out of jail.

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Well you say when you leave ports stopped well -- God I better check your -- and standing poultry was on the phone. You have to do what Ann Coulter have to do if you get a restraining order -- just get a life.

I have -- column I've really been spoken to him since the last time it was on the air I didn't column all over the weekend -- at a beer with them I've been gone down a vehement as the Chinese restaurant in frank -- anywhere like I'm just. Interest that inhabit them on the show now that the events have taken a turn for the better today and he's gonna be sworn in tomorrow apparently.

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If we're not allowed to spend their money intake because being out. Already employees -- will be able export Obama can't -- we'd have to go prayers and it. -- and what hateful words -- it is a world countries behave.

It's just astounding -- is that this guy he's supposedly this brilliant guy goes out and puts his foot in his mouth and exactly the same way as he did. A few months back.

don't we all agree that we've got to do something about our long term deficits. Deficits won't just burden our kids or grandkids decades from now they could damage our markets now they can drive up our interest rates now they could jeopardize. Our recovery. Right now. Responsible families don't do their budgets the way the federal government us. I mean when it's up. You tighten your belts you don't throw my remote when you can barely pay your mortgage you know blow a bunch of cash on Vegas when you're trying to save for college. You prioritize -- make tough choices. I was like myself government give the site.

This is amazing he's running the biggest deficits in American history. No one else is even close. And he's giving us a lecture and how to save money. The study -- inning Las Vegas -- the second time and blew why don't mayor of Los Vegas are. Australia Edmonds former mob attorney -- Oscar Goodman the easy was represented some very bad people one of them is named the animal -- the animal.

He has a real psychological thing up. About the entertainment capital of the world. And an apology won't be acceptable this time but good for you -- I don't know where his vendetta comes from. But we're not gonna let him make his bones. Ball make violate existing roster choices and where you're here today. That he didn't learn his lesson the first time. But when that he heard our economy by his. Ill conceived rhetoric we didn't think you would would happen again. But now that it has a one issue you when he comes. Do everything I can -- giving the boot back to Washington who. And to visit his failures back there. And I got to tell you this and everybody says I shouldn't say it but I gotta tell you the way as this president is a real slow learner what.

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I didn't come here to be made sport of how are you quoted in the lead story on the Drudge Report today. And your name anonymous. It is my name is a conservative columnist and radio talk show host.

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Global. War it is not here. It is not -- there. Hypothetical look forward yeah I -- look for me our bodies. It's all of a news.

I don't know what the -- a little warmer today for the first time in six weeks the flashing light on my a car dashboard and check tire pressure went off. I check my tire pressure about three or four times and but I want to of these service station a guy said. Or ya wanna get below ten degrees the satellite almost comes on and all these these new cars.

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Scott Brown have a beer in South Boston in the next they Camelot and that. Somewhere Eddie McCormick is smiling if you if you don't get that joke well explain it to you -- some other time. I'm Howie --

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