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Chump Line Tuesday May 22, 2012 - Affirmative Action Line
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Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
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I think you've got it wrong now he's the Jack Kim is on mount Rushmore I think get rid of Washington's. Lincoln and Japanese.
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nuclear power plant is safe nuclear power plants he didn't really mean it of course but. You know that's the way it goes I think in what do you think he meant more. When he said he wanted to have gays in the military or when he said he wanted to nuclear power plants.
State Governor Patrick distant. So he's about what this but I -- about you actually lollipops I don't love you baby.
if Deval Patrick -- already pretty much consigned. To be. Scrap bin of history. This will be a big story instead it just. A standing joke. On on a bigger news today.
Dave Matthews what a coincidence. For ten or fifteen years I've sort of gotten that your an impartial drawn away.
Did you see those numbers yesterday on the Drudge Report by the way they had -- whose. Fox now as the top five by -- shows. And MSNBC. Has no show. They gets more than 14 as many view works as fox -- 14.
I was trying to think about who he was tonight and end up. Insisting he is post racial by all appearances. Yeah I forgot he was black tonight for an hour.
I'm so happy that somebody out there is watching this crap and then putting it on the Internet so I don't have to dornin CNB doesn't have to -- and you don't have to do what. Louis post racial -- by the way.
How it. I don't know what Obama would help and I'm glad I'm not they handed George Bush there replied that's a all right handed him with a limited to mark their pleasure trip or address to the fifth that it's.
And a bag full of W keys off the keyboards. In the White House by the way where was your wife last night bill. She was in line a workshop what she was at London. She was actually going to conference she cleared it with the president first do you want to stick around for this. Seventy minutes of insomnia curing. Rhetoric 41 -- just take off and go to London.
How is it such a great monologue during the first -- it showed today I completely forgot to -- back.
Didn't come here to be made sport. Even though you're tried to make sport of clout when marriages of same line.
And -- none of them out there and dobbs give in go to show but the blame. He says and if it's being weak. And Obama is whose name. Is why I holes you've got its. Still being beaten world food. Well. And -- deployments. Go on the side.
We don't wanna go backward remember that that's would -- Menino said we don't wanna go back to those. Terrible lost decade days of four point 6% unemployment no. No let's move forward to a bright new future. -- the unemployment rate is 10%.
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Come to the right way.
If you visit his Cadillac Jack's. Car okay. Do really well. And Andy. Don't get me now this. -- candidate and -- he's building a mansion and freshman. Big man named panhandle. We love he's missed this through today's deadline on -- o'clock.
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Hours from a voter. I'm armed and dangerous and my -- my weapon Obama battle.
What. Are your thug or booed. As the globe would say.
Congressman Barney Frank. And I frequently used to terribly weeks once had a problem.
How about the word Quincy. Where it took the.
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Welcome back attending moons and -- the panel's. Pick -- live there because there is hoping that they -- Six at a man came and then forget it man and.
But Andy. I'm big guard. Moving Kennedy going wow. The handyman -- handled. We love and the world face.
And gets everyone on the high way. I you know -- 83 up to New Hampshire to avoid yet above the -- I love her attacks.

