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This week's Indy they're gonna get the last of our Elvis Presley's 75 anniversary CDs. A much coveted yes those are good once those are very -- as the runners up they do not when Elvis. The first one is from Tennessee Athens Tennessee to these specific police said in an east and east Tennessee woman drove the getaway car. After talking her eleven year old son into committing an armed robbery at a finance company where she worked. Investigators where she worked that yeah they were sure rob the place where she worked -- I'm thinking yes the boy admitted to the January it's robbery into his mother put him up to -- a clerk told police the juvenile wearing something -- Placed a gun to her head and demanded all the money from the cash register. He took about eighty bucks and rode off their red vehicle.

All the money in the bust a bit of big time finance company to -- all the money eighty buck yeah and he got twenty bucks for his troubled by the way my tech -- sixty.

This is from Portsmouth. Imus -- mean New Hampshire actually. A Portsmouth man attempted to skim a thirty pack of course light and a hundred dollars in cash from a local liquor store. And his local bank but Portsmouth police detectives Ron Tim James S burden the second. Of east main street reports police that his debit card have been used at a at a package store in Portsmouth on a purchase of a 116 dollars and 45 cents. 1645 for the beer and a hundred dollar cash back request detectives watched a surveillance video. That said he young white man or a debit card to the machine a punch in a pin number. Since the detectives had only spoken to mr. -- by found they want to eliminate him as a suspect. And he was not at home with the landlord gave a description on the -- the man in the video when economies that are now remember. I've forgotten about that transaction. With a -- term buying. He's been charged with fraudulent use of a credit card and falsely reporting a crime and detaining under 500 dollars worth of goods under false pretenses. They read him his Miranda rights just like Eric Holder the attorney general would do -- I can often airplanes -- today. This is from Connecticut police at a -- turn potentially dangerous one and and Maine angry about a snowball hitting his car. Pulled a knife on a group of youths being kidnapped one of them. The only injured after one Joshua good and it was arranging and on first degree kidnapping threatening a reckless and danger endangerment. The group reviews for throwing snowball I would you wanna kidnap one. He was throwing snowballs their colony park when goods car was hit. He threatened to use the knife and forced to thirteen year old boy into his car. He then drove the boy home he didn't hurt him my guess is he made him get -- the car and drive home and tell your parents what you did. You just don't do it you know with a knife and you can't make that kids get -- folic -- conduit call the police whatever but you don't you know you know. In other words vigilante does not pay force a young boy into the car and your mail this you might be accused Keith you might be accused of something that. A word that Keith Olbermann likes to throw around the RC -- that's not bad bad situation to be in Detroit. -- 51 year old Detroit man was arrested for impersonating an officer after police -- the interfered with a prostitution sting. Wayne county sheriff betting appalling incident a release that the man pulled alongside an undercover inning Napoleon yeah that's a good the Internet though an undercover female officer -- is that I be Napoleon bidding. He flashed a -- and yelled. Get off the street another man who believe do speak with a prostitute drove away. The polian said the suspect continue to follow his deputy the sped off when she told him she was an officer he was stopped and arrested by other deputies who found. A forty caliber handgun and a trip police badge hats and other clothing with police logos in his pick up. Closer to -- was appalled that someone would try to impersonate a police on the -- cop runner Ryan. This -- from the Gloucester daily times Gloucester police are looking for a homeless man. Who reportedly defecated in the front of the Duncan donuts on main street after being told he could not use the men's room. According to police the man wearing a black coat jeans and -- hat with a trash bag in -- Watching the copy shop looking to use the bathroom police said demand has stolen from the franchise in the past he was told he is no longer welcome in the store. And employees -- not -- the bathroom so he accident pulled his pants and defecated in public on the property they call the police. After observing his gross conduct in public during a busy hour Pope -- check local shelters there's no Trace of a newsletter identified believed to be about seven years old. So a description I mean it was forwarded in an application for the warrant has been issued it. When -- but the guy is the batteries charged with open and gross stinking up the place speaking of which. Columbus Ohio to Cota bus drivers dropped the job after they relieve themselves while on the job. The number eleven Cota bus provides a daily rides to passengers we got a tip from an employee from -- not us. That there is a gentleman back behind their dumpsters urinating that's a violation of cut his hand buckets in their hand but it's actually specifically addressed. The drivers halftime to stop and take about -- make and they are expected t.'s businesses along their route. In fact the relationship of the businesses are very good and their more than welcome to use the restrooms and any time. So. Then where the guy was dying -- pounds within walking distance from dozens of businesses with bathrooms sometimes you just feel the need to have an Al fresco. Yeah why you're work driving a bus hang on folks I'll be right back. Andover Massachusetts a Boston man has been arrested three times in three days in neighboring Massachusetts towns. Who -- clock. Leave Kuwait who he faces a number of charges after his string of arrests began Monday in Andover. The 25 year old as the rest of -- motor vehicle violations who was charged with driving after suspension attaching improper play it's forgery registration documents. Clothing and I'm Chris just did not considered the way god. He was arrested on accused is -- 10000 from the business to -- and -- nail -- 10000 box from a man nail salon and nearby and police in nearby -- get out of the finance company business and go and into the -- and -- hours later police and about Lawrence arrested him on allegations he broke into the home of a former girlfriend after officers found him inside. Here's a busy guy. Hermitage, Pennsylvania. A Western Pennsylvania minister finds fifty dollars for using his finger to write derogatory words majority cab of a Pennsylvania fish and boat commission track. Charles -- of -- red neck pleading guilty to disorderly conduct. Do you get do you get the rest of the future is -- wash me. Well -- son wrote I guess what most people that if he didn't he wrote I sock on the truck because the sounds of set the officer admitted taken up a -- breath tests which he passed -- the voting weeks by soc. I suck in a -- to get arrested for writing ice hockey desert fun on the fishing game -- struck. Got it I think. I would move for dismissal Lisa frivolous charges against my client your I think I might suit plaintiffs plant city Florida. The Florida highway patrols as a man has died after being struck and killed by a bus while trying to help and injured -- no good deed goes unpunished and nothing happened the guys today with a helicopter he said the dog in the river in LA. According to authorities twenty year old John Christopher Morgan accident vehicles -- the house. Walked on the road already checked on a dog that have been run over he was instruct -- an oncoming bus and pronounced dead at the scene. It's not clear whether he owned the dog he was trying to assess. That's just the early nominee for the 2010 Darwin award that's just very very nasty. And the Chicago Tribune police are investigating the death of a 56 year old man whose daughter came home. To find him covered him flooding killed by the pupils she was rays are you sure -- more pep -- I'm positive Johnny Wilson was found living room. Went numerous bite marks on his body other sources said he suffered massive head chest and upper body trauma for a -- calls. And cute puppies in the home were turned over to Chicago animal control -- Okay these -- 21 -- The first tourist from Kennebunkport. A car that was reported stolen from consolidated school parking lot Friday. Was actually involved in a simple case of mistaken identity of the car -- 1990 -- model was seen leaving the parking lot at 105 PM. It's all reported stolen half an hour later police sent a beyond a look at a follow. Out on the radio woman listening to police Skinner heard it or let your husband undertaken on car. He was picking up his son's car from school was told to find the key is inside when he got to -- Volvo sedan he assumed it was a sons and indeed found the -- is where his son told him they would be. In -- in the car driven away. His wife for all the talk of the scanner condiments and are you sure you took the right card turns out he had not so. And in Roseville California driver -- SUV plunged into the California creek after he was startled by his hands free cell phone device. Escapist thinking how.

All of them all of -- this break we must return to letting big -- Paul US cell phones -- tax -- that you skip the -- vehicle go by blasting out the window with a handgun.

The twenty year old man whose name wasn't immediately available as an armed security guard and sustained minor injuries when guns are outlawed people will buy it when they drowned he used to driving so slow so without using a hand held as NAND flash -- a passer by.

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