The Chump Line 1-20-10
Wed, 20 Jan 2010|
The Chump Line for Wednesday, January 20th, 2010.
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So we stop labeling nose again. I got a cold sandy what are you -- tell you I haven't had much sleep the last couple of nights are just trying to get through everything here today.
I lose lose the number I called to congratulate. The president on his one year anniversary impact of Apple's latest go below.
Yes it's been one year with an eventful year two. He's lost what they have legions of 607080. Million Americans spend a few pounds I think. Grilli had his hair is certainly gotten grayer. But who might -- last -- by the way I was at I was getting mighty. My make up done at the studio. Bad though once as you look familiar church should you want used to work at channel seven right. I said yeah yeah your member that I said that she shape she's give -- electric razor out -- make. This just as I said yeah yeah I. This is not a Jim mentioned the shaving -- member I have they had to consult and over there she said that she said that they had a problem with my beard because it was too dark with my life skin. Who you that's what she said that's rice I said to her so yup they don't they they should do -- a consultation about my dark my dark beard for when my lights get. I don't know what they're gonna consult with -- I don't know what I was supposed to go but she said well. It wouldn't be a problem now what it.
I wrote a nice slow backhanded. Because if I didn't know that my beard now looks like -- behavior of your lines. Yeah. -- I hit my hair is blonde then my beard is. Applied.
Could live some come to win more and confirm that Google and play those -- I but that Scott Brown bulletin there's about what a bit about but amid Donovan is that could have this --
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Hello Howard Hughes is not that everybody I'm good if you look at how. Yeah so why aren't -- and told me yeah.
You I have a feeling that we're gonna get -- all talk radio was gonna get a slap down from buffalo very soon used to be when that you don't with a -- was coming after he would be like you know -- hunkered down on the western front hazards going to be a big artillery barrage. Now it's like -- Nat flying around you've been. That's the into the globe. But the thing I think they're gonna I think they're very disturbed about what happened here. Did you see that there -- there wrote some column today I think they'll rush rush mentioned that today it was kind of like some kind of -- Homosexual rape fantasy about -- Scott Brown it was a very it was a very strange call. That was didn't like a homosexual or economy. A guy took off his shirt and it was dancing with Scott Brown.
How would you assignments Scott took off his shirt -- they -- is famous for going back to the see your busy reading your New York Post column at the time it wasn't for them I don't think it was a guy inning guys think it was a woman. And she it was a fair thing -- cotton took off the -- not there's -- regulator of everybody as guy wrote a column that they made doesn't mean he didn't write from a female perspective. And most guys don't usually writes from a female for most guys are usually right stuff like that either.
That's kind of -- it's it's the globe you know. Maybe had a couple of brandy Alexander is before I was right to do so I made but -- I know the short part was Scott and not it's not the writer's column are you sure.
I am pretty sure about that one particular part.
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Magic marker fifty. Oh my god that people women and Rick outpaced. When -- can get a feel like games.
I was sorry that Marion marsh wasn't there in the studio with me she was downtown I was in west -- I issue of the bridge backdrop. Yeah exactly so -- You know I would love to have been their -- she's not a -- watch your cries -- you have in person as sick are you wanna watch this girl cries CI -- says it's mighty Mike -- came on last flights and add some Kleenex in my pocket like their reach across the table and hand that are Kleenex.
Now hearing from. United States senate race here in Massachusetts. The Yankees now project. That's Scott Brown is the winner of the U Massachusetts the United States senate race.
She was gob smacked that was Rachel made -- formally of north campus but I'm not making that up either fox. This is that the vessels like twenty minutes after I call the election right. Escondido I -- and put my money where my mouth is by a voluntary that leap into the Charles River today if I you if I was wrong.
Yeah how he can't he doesn't. The day after a wanna be your best friend has been elected to the United States senate and McCain is because he can't help but -- pain is so -- I've been -- for me.
That's my mother. But my mother called me last night and she does -- channeling your mother now she has the exact same question she said the Sosa. So how is this gonna benefit you haven't a guy you know whatever at a fund raiser for at your house cities that dot you've been at his fund raiser. How is this gonna help you Howard. I said it can't hurt -- it can't hurt.
All right let's get some great Ted Kennedy. -- aren't big anymore go -- what -- doing anyways I thought that girl.
Thought I admire I repeat my question or Ted Kennedy is haunting someone then if then is Mary Joe following him around as he haunts us because we know saw him.
How are far you'll go. I have continued that -- He does feel -- testimony. I think you might have -- a career at Clark looked good doing okay.
I concur or that I haven't seen a grin not -- big since -- investigating that's definitely my happy as TV moment since -- there's no question about that I guy you know -- even thought about it until just now I think I think Bill O'Reilly looking at your face with the -- is why it -- Cheshire cat and and what's her name was starting to tear up I've it has been a burst out laughing he should secrets to see.
It would take a heart of stone but the laugh.
At Martha Coakley blowing a thirty point lead in three weeks or -- rally offered -- a democratic represented their psychotherapy she needed a fortune left this at us.
Oh lot of wonderful thing happened yesterday. Brown music and don't let that -- away. Can't -- remark that plane crash that Democrats McCain now what Bob Rotella says there's no way one more time now Obama Pamela German go away.
Open the Q&A walk fast there's an expression the whole style expression you don't hear nearly enough club. He did open up McKeon well bass on her.
so I'd like to. Thank -- that's -- great story. Polluted it once they get perhaps -- my purpose. Well I --
Thank US. By the way. You were never gonna get that a mature a blind eye I was there I laughed when I read it -- you know when you send news on the facts today but. You know -- of the trouble but. Scott Brown almost got into for the curling iron remarks. I'd be in that's impenetrable but let that -- that that Bob good -- comment go to.
And now -- seconds ago Barack Obama look if you can't improve the polls have -- panel.
The downtown Scotty brown.
It so -- a message or Marcia Coakley.
I. Hope I. Hope I don't know yet.
I'm channeling Johnny most now calling the game. So that daylight jump are.
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Suits him and he's got it's. Some things them.
You know it was it wasn't there was another sad day for Al Gore. You know you see what happened yesterday Eric Siegel died. The author of love story. We've got to doctors didn't Robert Margaret -- yeah he did Robert Parker bigger -- here the the mystery writer who who did -- Spenser novels but. Erich Segal did love story then -- Al Gore the inventor of the Internet the inventor of love canal. He also claimed that he and pepper. Worthy. Worthy he does there's they would know they were the characters that. That. The protagonists of love story were based -- He says hi I'm Bob may I I can't make up this he could make it up but I can't make up stuff like this. That he -- then after making that story up and making up the story about the anonymity made a global warming.
I have always -- hope -- voting machines. Because. All of this to happen hopefully -- Cali.
I thought it was a hurricane machine have they refitted the Halliburton her arcade machine and made it into the Halliburton voting machine. It's a multitask machine you can really do many many things. It's kinda like and it's kind of like an -- instead of an all terrain vehicle it's an all dirty tricks vehicle. They DTV.
Our guys are you on dvd rental nights like them -- loaded things when you blatant. You'll -- TV you I would not do -- get one down.
I didn't come here to be made sport of you know I have not had any Botox treatments no that is that is a big M I'll I have. I admit I've had. Police say hi surgery I admit I've had my teeth done but no Botox so far.
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