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Wondering if -- we're gonna have one of colonel -- friends on the show on Friday -- come on down were wondering if colonel hunt is going to show up in the studio.

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They got a million album boy. But a few days people can think about it and during can think some more salute former senator Anthony -- GO. Who died did yesterday at the age of 97. Is best known for his toothpaste defense. Back 55 years ago this morning is always gonna be remembered for now but too unsafe in the stones.

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What we have right now is this congress light. --

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I always hear what this senator really fit to do everything to break senator. Absolutely. I mean absolutely. Not.

Yeah that really was a poor choice of words you know when he's being asked questions like. If you had anything to drink and the first thing that comes out of his mouth is absolute.

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Well. You know. Those -- you don't know what he's talking about the few years back the late Senator Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd who just announced his retirement. One step ahead of a posse. Today. There were involved in a waitress sandwich they got radio they were they were drinking launch in a private dining room and one of those. Places and I guess on Capitol Hill you know one of those little -- Buildings that has three stories -- solely on the upper floors they have these private dining rooms. So Bob Kennedy would go -- of the private dining room and get all loaded. -- the waitress would comment to see what they needed in this one day they were they were so label us. But the did they said do we need you to be a sandwich between us. And the waitress in which it's not on the menu anymore that's what Ross Sea air.

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