Chump Line 12-23-09
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Chump Line Wednesday February 8, 2012 - Blackbird Fly
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Wed, 8 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of Paul McCartney's Blackbird only this version was dedicated to convicted former Massachusetts House Speaker Sal DiMasi.
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come here to be made sport of -- saying that you know Mitt Romney was our -- I've always loved the -- frontier. Thing. A mean thing with the -- delicate nearby plugs and attack me they -- committee that on -- now. I think here those departments. Use -- Mitt Romney word. -
Chump Line Tuesday February 7, 2012 - Sal Is Back And Theres' Going To Be Indictments
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Tue, 7 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of the song My Boyfriends Back. Our version dedicated to Sal DiMasi returning from prison to give Grand Jury testimony.
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elected officials and it's just really. A sleazy ways to conduct an election campaign . But. Now it's okay because he's gonna super. -
Chump Line Monday February 6, 2012 - Team Struggling
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Mon, 6 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of Joe Namath's infamous inebriated interview from the sidelines of a football game where he said he does not care about the team struggling. This version was for the Patriots apres Super Bowl.
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Only in Brazil who can't from a country Oprah phils had married Tom Brady's turn them into what -- now no longer King of the Hill. -
Chump Line Friday February 3, 2012 - Unemployment Rate
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Fri, 3 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snide remark that of course the caller believed that President Obama was a christian and that the unemployment rate was going down.
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At least honest John Kerry clearly huge issues parliament says that you went on to learn CPR. Thirty or pulmonary routed through circuitry.the he didn't like -- because Smith reminded of -- honest John Kerry . I said as I said it could -- if there. There's no such thing as an honest John Kerry if if these are if you wore on us he would not be John Kerry -- be somebody else. To be Jack care. For scary but he would not be John Kerry .
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A brain dead vegetable. Steve is just angry because I let them spotter on yesterday. All of his nonsense. About how well wonderful it was going to be when the government controls healthcare.
Although Bloomberg ran out of print and I'm Liberia thought oh -- but there are certain bad. I don't want to live. -- I'm a little powered car -- bad experience -- planned trip. The long -- on fire. Sat down beside him and it's. Good -- I don't -- about venture Obama state -- platinum fell books I'll be -- only thank you.
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Old man. By the way we have some. This senator -- GO related news here to work to pass on morehead Kentucky. Police arrested two men after they stole a lizard from an animal hospital in -- upon it for alcohol. The senator Dellucci -- in the morehead Kentucky. Police told the ledger independent that -- 44 year old man and an eighteen year old teen stole the eighteen inch bearded dragon from Eagles landing -- hospital last week. Officers later got a tip that the two men had tried upon our reptiles. When the attempt failed police said the men went to at least two liquor stores and tried to trick people lizard for alcohol. The on the lookout for senator -- GAO he may have a large lizard. These trying to should trade for some Crown Royal to grace.
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She must've been pretty young when that show was going on she was 78. Let's show was on almost what fifteen years ago.
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That's my kind of Christmas Carol we need more Christmas carols like that short and sweet. And by the way that was the one quietly tonight heartwarming message that was -- that was the one question last night -- I agree with Martha Coakley judge John Keller during the debate asked that the candidate so what do you do when a bomb master for money on the street. Scott Brown says sometimes he gives a money. And Joe Kennedy said why guy -- give money first in which in the I follow up to make sure he follows the bomb buy about that I didn't like that was. Those kind of creepy. But I agree with Martha -- wish she said she just keeps right on walking.
Boys and it's got it's so good these days. -- this -- every year but never burn night cooldown for Christmas.
People. That's that's an unfortunate. Call that have put on the jumped line and a school was burned down today in west at a private school. -- is something one of the -- turned on the stove and there was a fire conform conflagration. And -- that was the end of the largest building on the school property.
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There's so many jokes are already read the list. -- global ultra bright. Harvey's Bristol go team. Black and white and Armand Hammer. Johnnie walker --
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Hundreds of people dead in Europe they have they called out the army to shovel snow in Italy. 79 dead in Poland alone. They say that the cold freeze the snap is that the freeze could continue until March in the United Kingdom.
Did you see that story gave him a day about -- eastern and the department store and -- an -- right screw -- and and everybody's asleep in the bedding department. -- half and they fed them joke.
In some of these people there are now there's a new storm rolling across the the nation -- would seem like we just we haven't even finished digging out of this storm. And and now there's another one bearing down thank god I'm flying out tomorrow. C good luck everybody. Been listening in Florida has its first snowstorm in you know fifty years I don't think where I am from CNB it's called South Florida I don't think they've. They've had some cold snaps but that's no where is not a fact there.
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