Chump Line 12/18/09

a T shirt how we card branch he sure it. All right the trump line is the recorded voice mail message service of how we car show you can call and leave a message of any hour of the day or night including weekends. The chump like number feel like to leave such messages 6177793469. 6177793469. We may -- now play your message at this time each weekday today's top line is brought you buy lumber liquidators. Lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor needs or log on to lumber liquidators dot com.

See how we use this contaminant we have -- doing. An agreement on a melting right flow would -- and we didn't throw -- Metal against broken and it can't afford an operation could go health insurance. --

Did NBC news seventy shots of prince Charles's private jets. Flying into the Copenhagen airport followed by Gordon Brown the prime minister's private jets flying in like you don't like they did win these. Big Three CEOs last year where they were looking for bailouts.

Did you see that the queen was took aim for free public transit to her holiday in France I think it was as a result close. -- Prince Charles pulling down his friend claims she is trying to show that these royal family if not heartless -- do care. Look I have greatly on the train with a pretty good.

Really offends me go to guy who's given. Probably a hundred million dollars a year by the taxpayers even if on the one of those taxpayers who has been lecturing. The taxpayers who were supporting him in this incredibly cushy lifestyle that they are gonna have to tighten their belts. Is there some what is wrong with this picture. I've been for abolishing the royal family for a long fight you boy have those safe not being a British subject I like it that way but what do you care. I don't like welfare. Recipients lecturing people who work. Again in the royal family are welfare recipients it's it's plain and simple as that I senate after -- by. Got killed. Murillo won the first lucky so much for that though one of the first Internet columns I ever wrote and I got like 500 received a fresh. Yeah I got it I'd that was the first time I realized the power of the Internet.

Fee -- who owns and or Al Gore. Did and -- fifty conduct -- number. No -- on the way it's.

Point that. It's too bad you only have seventeen syllables to work where you're not gonna. The ones since September oh no I don't wanna hear I hear they really doesn't understand anything about -- one of the many things he doesn't understand anything about. This is that this isn't free verse gee this is Monsanto headlines this isn't. Dog girls' father this is what's he asks hard rain comes. Hard often harder rains -- gonna fall oh gee that's followed nicer why play jurist on top of everything else and hold the line from now live from Bob Bob Dell -- them. Go another reviewer horsemen actions through to heroes inferno -- please Jimmy no more I can't take it I can't I get problems they are choosing the wrong. -- I choose not to listen that crap anymore.

Al Gore replied I don't poll them you know born grown -- here tomorrow excuse cook global. Do deliver eat dog world it's normal protocol as.

It doesn't even rise to level off guard -- I'm sorry I must disagree with your.

Okay 18774694.

For investors are monsters who runs his cause also. -- Calls a global Walgreens. And a -- and they didn't put the leader of the Third World how old concrete look in today. Well if -- hold a hundred billion.

I'm I'm just happy that we only only had to pay a hundred billion to their Swiss. Now is this money really goes to be sent directly to the Third World hell holes but they rule over or do they just wanted wired directly into their Swiss bank accounts. Eliminating the middleman.

I'll. Hey Al Gore. But I paid a visit to pick me up item not even my closet. I couldn't control all. -- back Halliburton constitution. It will now be called Al Gore's global climate change. We're live your machine from. --

You think Samuel the ten years old it's actually took months when you right. OK okay.

Thank you can.

By the way if you haven't heard the weather reports we're getting a the snowy blast -- yeah somewhere between four and eight inches here in the city of Boston. Global warming it overnight Saturday into Sunday. The it's. Yeah your -- do it still still -- Sunday technically.

2000 fans who have collide but because Pia. They did -- then we'll lose more -- here I'm afraid that is -- man can move the -- my teleprompter so this game. He's got away. The Blue States is engaged. Read me. I'm glad he flew. -- even blame goes to bush do what my teleprompter but to me.

DJD on one of the most shameless oral swabs. The Obama administration. And finally came out yesterday and said. What has occurred to some of us -- think which is can the democratic party's ruby. Stick together and even try to governed. Without a healthy dose of bush arrangement syndrome. The general public and the answer appears to be a resounding yeah and --

I never thought I'd see the story was the word wrap our work ethic and appetite. All in the same story but what I read they often herald read about mr. -- play my health and I think. Not if somebody doesn't -- patent.

By the way when. They -- flavor flavor or whatever his name has been a lot of trouble with the law. Why is he in those new Verizon spots by the way I think that there must be there is hope for Tiger Woods if -- flavor for they've kidnapped. Make it come back we're not even a comeback I've never seen them before what the last couple weeks for a spot.

Never flew my plane has his own show I'm -- I -- VH one minutes. Highly successful for the past four years that's why is on the spots and nobody care I mean not married to anybody from.

Fetus has you know -- there is tiger what at this point. But it's not really I mean technically still married but yeah. From I just thought of another old country saw and for better or for worse but not for long.

I am beginning to hate that political. Correct. It's bad everywhere around and go. Well have been checking out that's the storm hole in flyers ask the darn cute. Happy eHarmony. Ban is playing that well reviewed and then men and -- Cool when they're really couldn't -- lose.

You know those cards I have Cindy that say you have six from Bob -- Actually from -- say season's greetings sex happy holidays extra minutes is airing Christmas in the there's a Christmas tree next to it. The kids were safe do you have any other cards that we could use because were very embarrassed. -- a war and you're you guys what the Catholic schools for eight years or six years at least. Yeah how we knew we embarrassed. Oh it's it's it's just. It's just not right to put Merry Christmas it's not inclusive. I should so to be inclusive we have to say happy. -- yeah. Is an embarrassment normal state of being for your children basically. I don't know like I I was kind of of amazed by this I thought they would steal some almighty my AM Merry Christmas postcards and send them out. By the way anyone who's sending me a eight. They eat Merry Christmas card it either of The Herald or the radio station I'm responding where they yeah Merry Christmas a postcard.

Inco behavior included third throw. Obama meant by flying being so. Inside the meeting moon that a couple of days being I -- going through 20 so close. Clued into you know full full full. -- is they -- All those birds the crowd so win dead -- that's glove and days just grow. Things.

Yes someone set on some show us like god does have a sense of humor throwing a blizzard a -- That the global warming hoax conference.

So the price of a cup of coffee you can give a child Third World country. Nutrition for. Who bit a coup in the village. And a chance for a -- tomorrow. But 400 billion dollars. You can impose that dictator of that country's. To eliminate that village and -- we. Beautiful green trees.

The only way if you're concerned about saving the polar bear community. This to invest. Your hard earned dollars -- honest I was carbon credits and cash only. Christmas the pre Christmas delivery is available.

It's definitely and he had to -- yeah yeah quick painless. I can give it -- anchor again today.

Cindy can -- this is addressed the opening. Now so -- why are you gonna say they're not.

These -- this -- a trade -- with the G-8 hate crime does that. We received several anonymous tip that you've been out resting making reportedly engaged back. Continue until we intend -- control verification.

And rightly so gay dog it's a lesbian dog it's a girl dog that you keep calling he. -- thing.

The dog for the dog acts like a key here in attempts to -- both females in the vicinity of raises its leg when it's doing its business you think -- only boy does do that. Because I haven't seen any of this I only -- I've -- guys do that well this -- a lot of them here and home Massachusetts --

So all of their mart built in the studio don't that guy ever work be great -- back to call him. Shortstop but as always my series tied at forty like -- police officers are. -- you can't break.

We have another member of the officer mark fan club heard from.

That was your last jumped line message thank you for calling Kelley tires you shelves.

Okay that's it for the -- like today that Joe -- is the recorded voice mail message service about -- our show. If you call and leave a message of any hour of the day or night including weekends the child porn number feel like to leave such a message is. 61777934696177793469. We may or may not play your message at this time each week day. Today's Joe Klein is brought if you buy -- lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. For 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor need to log on to lumber liquidators dot com.

In -- included third pro Obama meant sideline being known. In fact the meeting moon that crash a couple of days junior highs and we're going through. Oh so slow included you know so -- hope so. Rules it's big boo. -- outside the crowd so wind staying that's mother nature of pro. Things.

Okay. Now we're gonna do them we're gonna do mob quotes contest which are.