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Well you don't have to listen you can listen to some really exciting stuff from the CDC the Canadian broadcasting company Steve if you don't like might show. By the way there is a new story here today. About stuff political correctness in elementary school a third grader was told by a teacher at her New Jersey elementary school with a Bible was not appropriate reading material for quiet time. The teacher at Madison park elementary school -- old bridge New Jersey ordered the girl Mariah had -- put away her bottle. Her Bible excuse me Michelle Jordan that Mariah as mother said her daughter was upset and confused by the incident this is injustice. Jorge that called the local TV station no other trial tests should have to go through this again. The school's principal apologized for the incident saying school policy does in fact allow students to read the Bible during quiet time. And that the teacher had simply made famous day. The mother plans to talk to an attorney about the issue drive. Good I'm glad to see Christian so we now when they gets death. Victimized by rampant political correctness in the schools.

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