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Joe Biden And The Plumber
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Our favorite message from today's chump line was a cover of the old ditty Boop Boop Diddy Diddy Wattum Choo only our version was dedicated to Vice-President Biden and his love of plumbers.
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Chump Line Tuesday May 22, 2012 - Affirmative Action Line
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Tue, 22 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a guy pretending to be a girl calling on the Howie Carr affirmative action phone line.
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Chump Line Monday May 21, 2012 - Crabs In Chicopee
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Mon, 21 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to Elizabeth Warren saying that western Massachusetts had a coast and lying about being an american indian - the caller was going to Chicopee to pick up fresh crabs.
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Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
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Fri, 18 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line posited that Elizabeth Warren's Indian name was Sitting Duck.
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at a it looked like great lawn was -- talking about it high school pot smoking.
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That'll CNB said she said she was gonna give the bomb some money on Saturday in the guys who was Lewis said though lucky smoking a cigarette you know much cigarettes cost now. Cost side because the body box -- pack and maybe even more.
B ports. And as you class if I mean I think that we have inherited. These. Biggest set of challenges. Of any president sounds. Franklin -- We stabilize the economy. Prevented stabilized and are jealous of the Great Depression it's flowing into the bottom of financial meltdown seats. The economy is growing again it is we are way out of Iraq. I think -- thinks they know possible plan for Afghanistan. We have reset our image. Around the world can't take we wish our image what does he mean by that when we embodiment -- Internet portal -- consensus around the need for Iran and North Korea to disable their nuclear weapons and are they -- handling their nuclear weapons in spite of an international consensus that -- allegedly -- Social restriction sense. So social security and that's health. Health insurance for every American and that lead to destroy the help we're gonna destroy helpful here before -- united and they brought about that is a great accomplishment. Is not yet signed. If your -- passed -- we took him a painless and and he wonders why he's down to record setting lows in all of these. Polls even the polls see all cash like Gallup.
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It's war it looks horrible I must say I'm glad I'm not going out with -- anybody this is one of those days of Guatemala on the radio. Flowers co worker at general settlement aren't -- That's -- excuse me I'm well I'm on the radio as opposed to the TV if I were channel seven I wouldn't I wouldn't be here. I'd have the day off. The news director worth throw me out of the newsroom if I tried to comment that I click for a good pancake makeup these days -- got a lovely brand. This is tough though where where it is it's tie it's tougher to make up this is it tough for that looks like it looks like it took some really dark lipstick. And just -- We're just used it on almighty bottom left indiscriminately. It looks horrible what can I tell. I wish to how we can't restore around you could see of them lose your appetite for better thank god for small favors it's better than -- 121 plus for -- take away your appetite.
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That's very true and I you know what I would mind if I were legislator voting more money to build more prisons. -- here people don't want amend their neighbor does not so bad -- prison. In your neighborhood and I know that because I used to live very close to MCI Concord. Just about a mile bottle half a mile to a mile away there was not bad at all they had a farm -- To build a farmer and across from the prison and they in. I don't wanna tell you what I heard they used to do what those house.
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Powell's. War -- irritates me when I say so why am. I have PP. Global climate change is due to a meal we have to say its full mobile world fairness. From ASEAN. Total lot of --
get money to buy the the rocket to send off his infant son. Like Superman's father did when the planet Krypton worse whatever happened that a planet -- but I can't remember -- now global warming. -- was global warming and he was a meteor shower did away with the planet Krypton.
We'll do all of Obama's thunder I have not heard about about I don't know about. Somebody has -- Obama -- talks but don't be so critical. Got a bit cute but the only other books from from some nonsense and.
All the people but I saw. On Saturday at the paper stores and betterment Chelmsford know that I do not have a big -- And they don't know that I don't sleep on a block actually he'll have to take my word for twenty sitting in a table. I was walking around the -- and I arrived in and I would -- end up with someone that their pictures taken with -- I would do I know I'm behind the table. I would come out from behind they could see my show. There's not my issue was standard size everyone knows it now was there.
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I don't know how many Massachusetts judges does it take to screw delightful.
All of them so -- will be good in crude.
But you feel that's a reworked joke from. Somewhere else but I like it.
how he Tiger Woods gets a little strange who -- has grown and my -- could be -- cop killer guy and he's still got his show. I guess -- work boot record of public at ten years.
Well. I think tiger had a slightly higher level for fall from -- did Mike Huckabee with his. (%expletive) -- interview show on the weekends on the Fox News Channel but did you see. This is Tiger Woods was seen yesterday. At a gas station not wearing the wedding ring. I guess it's all over for tiger and you've lost that he lost another sponsor over the weekend. One of the mistresses said that she had sex with them on the night his father died. You know his father Earl but he loves so deeply and his wife has never been the same said she passed fraud although he was able to. Arab self away from the casket for a few minutes a night you guys.
Safe campus -- focused people who won't -- you wouldn't be okay now -- see. Yeah yeah.
Yeah it seems that more and more of them. Worked and girls doesn't. What where's the one though that in her forties that Gloria Allred allegedly represents. When is she gonna given interviews to the New York Post saying these are all scurrilous rumors.
So and I heard about those two odds need to exam booklets of Pacman might have been moved in my age Obama and that's not -- officers and all of us. And -- smoke laziness.
All you should see these teachers -- They look very good and the third point. There's a third one in that Brooklyn high school who was allegedly cavorting with a with a male student. But he happened to be a senior and was over eighteen so there was nothing they can do about it. But the one of these women is Mary. And -- who was found allegedly found naked in the classroom during a Christmas show with the other teacher who. Her neighbors via the second teacher who's not married her neighbors said that she was getting into hosting. Hosting a lot of parties that were mainly attended by women and we're gonna jump to conclusions of corpse.
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