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Joe Biden And The Plumber
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Wed, 23 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a cover of the old ditty Boop Boop Diddy Diddy Wattum Choo only our version was dedicated to Vice-President Biden and his love of plumbers.
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no problem identifying a breathalyzer after his five be wise. How did Dick Cheney get into this conversation. Is isn't here -- still. Broke strains of pushed arrangement syndrome. In the country. -
Chump Line Tuesday May 22, 2012 - Affirmative Action Line
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Tue, 22 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a guy pretending to be a girl calling on the Howie Carr affirmative action phone line.
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La La land with a beautiful people. She wasn't just with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon just wells was there Van Jones. -- Jones was tweeting about how he was speech about how. Liz Warren is the favorite -
Chump Line Monday May 21, 2012 - Crabs In Chicopee
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Mon, 21 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to Elizabeth Warren saying that western Massachusetts had a coast and lying about being an american indian - the caller was going to Chicopee to pick up fresh crabs.
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Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
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Fri, 18 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line posited that Elizabeth Warren's Indian name was Sitting Duck.
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Yeah our I can't believe you're surprised Huckabee what that guy out of prison. What do you think happens to your brain from -- in the world.
I'm not surprised he let him out of prison I'm surprised he got all those votes in the Republican primaries last year that people couldn't see through that that phony grin and that folksy manner of his. And I'm I'm also surprised that he wouldn't have the good taste and common sense to pull out of a Comedy Central. -- know what on the same day that all the cops were having their memorial service.
You know I understand bitter comment that it'll just. -- and basically that's got an eight track player recorder. I can load -- you know if you wanna upgrade.
What I need is some new roads to work to keep the power going these guys are starting to show their age -- so one home. Let's of one of those hamsters got the Social Security Office the other day.
Ms. Smith they're green business achieved -- Serbs. Been moved to end the third team mister America. Brand called him goal in life. Wherever he goes it gets cold and it's no he's more. Oh so announced.
I don't think they did that I had read all the good emails or stolen another stolen the most recent -- is like ten years ago it's all they've done is they've snatched a few phrases to see how -- contacts and I'll give you an example. One of the oft quoted phrases has to do with these scientists saying that a particular study. He isn't good science and shouldn't be included in the international reporter well that was their view they exchanged and primarily. The study wasn't included from fully aired disgust. The Wii points were okay now what I tell us well hi there with a client so it when does hide the -- global temperatures are always. I'll come -- and misrepresenting.
By the way do you stole one -- was stand by your statement of a couple of weeks ago one no one of the cable newscast live it's two million degrees. Two kilometers down in the Earth's crust. You stood the you don't get in started in what ways do you really believe that. -- this isn't it ironic that. These messages were hacked off your invention the Internet.
So. Persists. In this error upon reality now after all. You've heard a guy who early notice okay elementary -- for most the last three million years is disappearing before our.
Her honest look -- disappear. Before our eyes. Man what what I -- now. Would you like that -- out of my house and shovels and snow. Some global warming out of my driveway. Was -- checked it still bottom. I know it's New England but it's still the flawless but even the winter yet we got blasted today. -- that global warming treating you.
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We're gonna get on the tiger what do you it's I've. I've got the I've got some of these statements that he made as part of the Tiger Woods foundation I've been. Holding this for awhile now you know he's he's now he's hooked up with -- another rough porn star. This makes to porn stars now this one is a real this is in a semi pro this is a real. This is a real work it girl.
Have you heard denial among colleges for life feeling in May when her mom collapsed.
No he got that.
Do like the -- you don't love you haven't -- and you can't get out okay -- he added that I haven't finished reading the work they're candidates coming okay calm down for a minute you do you know what's happening to do everything I do wish you good morning. I do -- I don't know I don't I can't I can't. Components. Yeah actually I. Preparation I find it's okay okay calm and hopefully Germany okay.
My husband just gave her some boos and some ambiance. G seem to be well.
Little Melissa to not utter panic in her voice I mean she's going through all this horrible crap and her mother collapses -- means to support thing -- just how badly for her got worse today through this now they've.
Apparently one of the reasons why they paid off the first one -- I could tell when you thought was innocent CNB becomes demonized and I am I I admit I was ninth.
As -- 30% of the audience 70% was wise enough to always believe the worst or other words always reveal. The same thing. But. Apparently the reason we're gonna pay her. A million bucks or did -- million box. Was that she had all these packs in the emails from back and forth but at a fairly. As as so often happens the case when you pay blackmail there's some of would be. Incendiary. Material has leaked out in spite of the money changing hands in and one of them. He says stop me if you've heard this -- before by the way that. His wife doesn't understand. And that that's why he's so happy you'll -- hooked up with Rachel. Now.
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Tags when -- Tags when she. They figure somebody figured it out that Gabrielle -- came out to about seventy dollars a vote. And four. For packs it's gonna come out to about a hundred dollars a vote he's right up there and Mike Bloomberg country. Of course the only difference being that -- embarrassing as it was for Bloomberg to spend over a hundred million dollars. To get 51% of the vote. He did get reelected -- tags bodily didn't get elected he finished the last.
Were Eudora that fixing election put these people and we -- where where along as well it was an absentee ballot. Election and the metal gear and learn how -- want -- maybe if there's -- part time Democrats aren't gonna.
If you have any doubt whatsoever about your ability to get that a Paulson threw away. Freezing.
Rain not eyepiece hail sleet snow snowstorm. On January 19. Get -- down to your local city or town hall and get yourself an absentee ballot.
All day or mood he couldn't -- good. My way who has been need to let me included morally or speech on it's almost more control look what caused -- paper and blow it here cool. Surface.
How John Kerry was at. Hey you know you think the guys getting older is goes just you know changes ways may be slowed down a little bit. But he just he just came out there that -- of vintage John Kerry. Wind bad performance she's a one man global warming machine -- how much CO2 that he expects. Fell from his mouth during the course of his her oration last evening.
Well there's the scientific community. Has. We were very intensively for twenty. Years within -- international process and Australia sauces. -- bride her fifteen years ago this year was a discovery that CO2 traps. -- that is saying a principle in physics it's not a question of debate is like gravity getting zest.
Had the Laffer says it brings back so many bad memories.
Local businesses President Bill Clinton I just -- of the -- you've been -- not good brand. Put them so Moscow -- click. Not may not be the hottest ticket -- work hard and Washington -- that illegal aliens get health Canada.
She beta -- of the hottest chick Louis Tiger Woods would tell you. The chip they with a porn actress every -- sometimes you gotta pick up a girl the works at the local pancake house.
President -- I can't win them about citizen nearly isn't it wasn't Israeli -- and night up cancer grain.
I don't know I never heard that was a surprise.
Yeah how is the wise -- of European descent. I thought -- very upset about here are comment about how white European male. And I hope you get arrested or hate crime because here lately about hate speak.
I believe he's referring to my yeah references to Columbus Day and a Thanksgiving. Again I I've said this for years that I lead all the beautiful people lead the PC police all the people who -- Think that though we're we are celebrating the destruction of native America and culture and traditions. Should probably volunteer work on both Columbus. And on Thanksgiving Day. And if I could think of what they call it now Brown University I'd call it that what does it fall -- I don't to be McAuliffe Columbus Day anymore.
Their candidate. Will be -- bargains.
Versus what John Kerry said about the big big this tunnel will be a bargain C.
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Hello this is President Bill Clinton I'm just gonna provide you could hold my good -- with them myself Martha Coakley. That may not be the hottest ticket ever but she'll work harder and more communities that illegal aliens get health care.

