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You know -- creating all this carbon footprint. To tell us something that we don't care about. I'd much rather know she she -- that it was Daryl Hannah. Was Daryl Hannah the weather was a bad man. We Sheehan bad man of her meticulous somebody else. A bit of somebody else on issues mermaid that's a few ones.

Shame HUS environments she was also in and just because she's actually a pretty. Well traveled actor she's done a lot of work but I don't much you can manage it could have been.

Or Republican US senator Jim in -- is -- and at the head of any anti climate change truth squad. The -- poll tells all fully booked its 650 pounds and I guess that's about 900 -- Are readying their climate convention memos. Of no doubt sustainable.

Scallops form while. One won't. -- how can these people care about polar bear and what about -- does -- comedy or more geese and scallops must die.

Some of those emails disappointing frankly in the kind of way in which is seen that they are trying to keep certain research how to fuel a brief discussion but here's my take on. Maybe it isn't the 90% like some of the skeptics say it's only 80% maybe it's 50%. You know what that means it's a fifty personal channels just when you score -- CO2 in the atmosphere stays there for about 3000 years. So we can put there and it stays there for 3000 years and it does start raising temperatures. It's going to be hot you're -- for a long long time. Bottom line is that the risk is still there what are they said there's just a 10% chance what I told his attempt towards unattached person -- didn't die of cancer.

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Oh man -- how many times you think Tom Friedman got his lunch ballclub when he was in grade school and middle school. More than once would be my guess. By global warming skeptics. In this being scanned the navy even the prostitutes are doing their bit for the planet outraged by a council postcard urging delegates to be sustainable don't buy sex. But local workers union they have unions here has announced all 1400 members will give free intercourse to anyone with a climate conference delegates passed. The term carbon dating just took on an entirely new meaning. And Tiger Woods is flying now to the use announced that he will be flying to the Copenhagen conference he wants to get on in on this some free -- He's he's gotta be eight I don't care much money's got he's got to be a little tapped all these all these women come on forward couple every day. 18 said this pretty expensive for him like the ones I haven't decided whether go public about. I'm still waiting for the bids. We got nationally choir we got Playboy we got tigers lawyers so I wanna see where Leo where the money cubs. Show show her the money. All right you wanna talk about climate. Climate -- here. 18774694322. Just from a 10% chance. Okay sure they fudge the numbers sure it's getting cold -- all the time in the in the -- sure it hasn't gotten any warmer for. 1213 years -- it it appears more and more likely that this all has to do with sunspots but what if there's a 10% chance that. You might -- for polar bear. -- to plunge the economy into second Great Depression. Is it worthwhile. Barbara your next with how we cargo have Barbara.

leaking nuclear program. I wanted to bring out key UV up. The decade talked about global warming will need to act -- global warming. I'd probably airplane Trixie has taken -- and -- He couldn't seven point seven. Even if it goes to Altoona Pennsylvania its inventory million dollars to take off because he has to go to the world.

How -- they said the plane over a New York City just to get some some video. That's.

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That's right they were upset about that what about Nancy Pelosi shares of big jet -- would GI issue want to read -- to the budget to get more jets were self. I -- yeah. Why is she wanted to tell you like that she wanted to fly the jet San Francisco the Sacramento. And I can really tell.

I don't know what. Actually has apparently just yet and if we can paid 3000 dollar and -- do we can do -- butterfly over the picky Wadey.

Thanks for the call Barbara 1877469432. Tumor -- pentagon the people the Pentagon -- those memos less than it was last summer. The she she wanted these jets to two well wait around to pick up her. Her daughter and her granddaughter her daughter in law. Boy she's not that too intoxicated. With power issue. 187746. And she's paying the price -- she and John Kerry the other talk about attacks on Botox. Cosmetic surgery would have a special tax on according to one of the plant a camera that can never remember which one. Aside I'm sorry I'm sorry I haven't read the 4000 pages have to admit incumbent claimed. 18774694322. Neck here next with how we cargo ahead neck.

Mr. -- always there. So few output to go back to appoint you are talking about earlier about Daryl Hannah and execute better with Alicia Silverstone you than Batman forever.

Posts ago the first bit of that memo we with Jack Nicholson the joker when he poisons. That's serve I was that who was they don't all right curtain smell dog -- Kim Basinger yeah okay Kim Basinger okay.

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So they'll be talking about how I feel good boys and everyone outlook and a few bomb went back this morning it is talking about how the EPA now says that com. The Ochoa is the new exploit them -- simply breathing you're hurting the planet.

Right exactly all. I know I just I've been a victim Bob I'm killing a polar bear neck. Oh yeah yeah. Yeah I know lol you that you Jim Webb the the democratic senator from Virginia. Just sent a letter to Barack Obama telling him don't you why unilaterally agreed anything that the Senate has to approve adult -- overstepped your constitutional prerogatives. -- I'm sure I'm sure Barack Obama could care less we did the thing about the EPA is always they have the the authority under the law. -- would if they declare an emergency than they can impose some of these regulations that they're probably not gonna get through cap and trade because. The Democrats have realized that a cap and trade is insanity and be it could cost of their seats in the midwest. Then started -- is not gonna happen so they gonna have to what. Do one end around or around the the people's. Tribune should be members of congress. Isn't that great.

Geez I need -- to say about this country I I was thinking about the other day and this country is just like it seemed like it lost a lot of that. Charm and -- like the overall moral values into these is going every which way.

It's -- you know when you listen to Oprah Roosevelt speak to. The day after abrupt December 7 69 years ago six to 68 years ago tomorrow. It it's like it's a lot longer than 68 years as -- neck.

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Thanks for the call 18774694322. Yet CO2. Used to be called carbon dioxide right. That don't plants need carbon dioxide they play at stake in carbon dioxide in the give out oxygen. And it's a poison its its like carbon dioxide anymore it's CO2. Used to say. The New York Mitt ms. White House -- it missed way to let the difference between carbon monoxide. And carbon dioxide. Carbon monoxide Howard. There's a poison that's what people kill themselves whether they leave the car running in the garage carbon dioxide plants needed. One now miss White House. Would have to say that carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide. Are poison its gem here next with how we cargo ahead --

Got that. -- You look employing other Europe and everything like that you are who do you Libya that they couldn't believe it's I wish -- aren't all that are running water.

What -- she you know he's the only. You know this this is all about isn't about sunspots. If they don't they don't care -- but the kids don't you think about the sun so the gonna go to Copenhagen in no right around the limousine and feel good about themselves again pick up some free hookers.

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you a lot of those Nadia anarchist who seem to have a lot of money to travel around from you know while. World economic conferences in Seattle to these kind of -- gatherings in Copenhagen they're -- they're they're all gonna they're all gathering with their nice black flags. You know.

Those people from I would and -- doubt about it did not go to market took back because broad appeal they gonna be quiet and you know that. -- Does that I -- has bought the morning big eight delegate -- you -- just because it yeah that's okay I got -- and I wouldn't kill a polar bear. But -- seen one -- I put it on -- little --

Was like you know put you on the put your car and drive through Newton and Brookline about Jim thanks for the call. One -- 7469432218774694322. -- a big story Merrill today about how while the you know they're they're talking about putting up wind turbines around the Martha's Vineyard. You all these people are there so -- two you renewable energy and saving the planet in the shrinking ice capsule that. Somalia a chance to put their money order mouth -- you would think it would give them a nice thrill. To have all these wind turbines you know they could see him twirling twirling around us they're having a gin and tonic out on the before night watching birds explode. Birds explode -- everybody some somehow it all everybody's so concerned about the birds I've always been concerned about the birds and you know right yeah that's why -- is -- dead and yet there's a dead when I can tell us about are concerned you were about the bird it was suffering there was suffering. Probably wanna wind turbine 18774694322. Chris your next with Howie -- go ahead Chris.

stole a little bit of my -- about the plant because elect I'd say it carbon but dot this is going to be around the 3000 years I mean don't. The double play a breather then. Yeah I read it but that's that's how.

I always -- that's wild was learned in school did you press.

I learned that you know what's you know what it is that these guys didn't learn how he is bad. You know if you look at the CO2 that's put out they say humans all humans only makes 4%. They try to put out this big number it's say the US makes 25%. But we only make 45% of that 4%. Which is you know because you I would just school that would be what percent. You know what if if we still believed -- you know god was to pick up you know once state and -- crumpled up like a -- in oil and slipped off the list based. Get -- cows Spartan and people breather that cars and everything you know -- change of footprint by 150 of what percent.

It's and eight RB did you just keep -- a map that people should you really don't on the air you know I get Internet crickets what I don't want site and -- people -- put --

I crickets people can't respond to its if you if you take a state like Maine it is a million cars on the road you say. But the cars contribute half to that 150 -- 1% now you doubt don't 1100 of 1%. That's if you get prettier --

And it it'll -- what one million of 1100 of.

The one person I like it just that the -- get social also care so stupid that you spent forty grand a hybrid. You're only change in this CO2 footprint by that number 11 billion. All of what one hundredths of 1%.

You know if -- if hybrid was a who was viable. In you know you would they didn't cost a lot more you didn't have to deal with a battery down the role or get states they've just solved a lot of the battery technology problem of having to replace it. -- I'd buy a hybrid. But but why Leo why bother I mean -- I like the fact that you get better mileage in town but you do well on the highway in its its really quite at all there's -- no -- I there's nothing wrong with a high -- drove one around for a couple days and I thought this is great but they.

solar home Ali yeah it it's it's because about half a mile off the road at what I looked at the cost of British power broke compared to the cost to put insult or I was like. Still gonna put it solar and I haven't paid a light built since 96. But that's not because they they -- save the -- my wallet. It in its okay to do it for that reason but the idea that that humans somehow control whether how we spot this week to control whether we would. -- we would have -- that's when you're.

But Chris that's what Al Gore told us and Al Gore thinks that you drove down two miles in the earth and it's a million degrees.

I know -- they thought bush had something to do it -- came to Florida -- these people are absolutely. Still bit. It's a real testimony to how bad public school is Sally because if that's the way they say. I'd -- we would always have perfect crops we would always have perfect hey. Florida would always have perfect beach weather if we keep control it we would because we're human --

I haven't seen with my own kids but I'm told that now that in some schools they come home singing global warming --

It's amazing how stupid they are mad and just like somebody one -- so fast.

What are my kids I forget which one it is came as seen at an inconvenient truth twice now -- twice. If you. Notre if you get caught muttering in class and the class you know -- like. You'll barnyard expletive you know when the when the thing is on they'll turn on the lights and you know demand to know who said that.

Yep my daughter's been put out that spot she actually called the teacher environmentalist whacko but they've never -- this cool about it the other little debate. She said he that there are kind of felt sorry for yourself because she felt like she wanted I -- bat which you would like the seventh grade you know that it because anybody who does this all the -- Can look at the numbers I -- 97%. -- steel to combat the ocean that's a fact that's not my numbers. In all these people who worked out a global warming thing. They all have the state numbers there's some talk about how to eat the real numbers we are brought the recent.

I was down in Florida at the end of November you know what that is that's the end of hurricane season. The -- papers it was almost like they were CNET that another year had passed. In the were no big hurricanes.

Well you know how we get crazy thing about feel to it in baby I'm just.

Poll but that's what I was in school I learned that Mars was cold -- CO2.

You learn that.

they're talking about how the atmosphere was CO2 it was also CO2 that's why marshals called -- their push and a whole agenda that did any early seventy's they're talking about the planet was the earth was cooling off. There was an ice age comment it was because this.

One that regular work I can remember a Newsweek met cover net Newsweek magazine cover story in the 1970s about knew about global winter or nuclear winter Arctic they call that. And there was -- Walter Solomon he was the science writer for the New York Times she just died recently. He back in the seventies and used to write at least one story every six months about nuclear about the cooling of the earth. In all my god the -- in the -- of the same mud doomsday scenarios. You know without villages being flooded NBA you know -- a bit. All of lower Manhattan being underwater the same things were being written about does -- get -- Everything. So everything north of Manchester, New Hampshire will be under our ice. You -- say it was the same does scare mongering all lead only different a different thing at -- I'm not talk let's say it's scenario announcing Fayette deceased thanks for the call Chris. -- I'm Brian.

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Does this mean John -- gonna happen. Flying squirrel debate for the fact they have that ask -- removed from a very. You know I'd be more afraid and they told the truth how well these are gonna -- marijuana when it just so cold. And the big secret.

Well did you see what happened in in -- Some some some entrepreneurs see enough -- decided to take over an abandoned house. And grow pot at the end of all the -- in the houses in Brockton John they just happened to pick the one that the cops were looking for a for a shooter and.

Where they growing the wee -- Americans didn't wanna grow this.

You know what job I think there I think that we Americans still dominate the homegrown pot industry. Maybe not in the city of Brock did but -- our country at march --

What can happen all the Italy clad women through that the concern.

The scandal could you be west against the cool weather gets colder. That's true threats. I guess well play with and we're gonna I would I wouldn't have to put up some -- I'll wind turbines off of Martha's Vineyard that's the only solution --

You know I cringe now when I watch the History Channel the weather channel and took the subject even come up anymore. It should be no -- these people don't know what embarrassment there's. I don't care. It's amazing that we know what. Idiots in this country don't want got to let them get away and -- and they'll -- the -- slash -- can just want to every -- credit he's on his -- and that.

Thanks for the call John 187746943. Of the New York Pennsylvania wrote -- finally wrote an editorial about climate gate. -- the -- was the theft. Bath last of the documents again the V. Spot at least people. Movie they are so in two. Printing pearl -- government documents when in the key can be used to. It compromise national security you're embarrassed or Republican presidential administration. But when when it's state when you're stealing documents showing that the moon bats have -- the blocks. Have have totally. It's it's best it's it's a terrible terrible thing and we must get to the bottom of it and impanel a grand jury. John let's see -- next with Howie -- go ahead bell. --

Question with all the carbon dioxide being inhaled excuse me exhaled. This could take that goes so well -- event at Madison Square Garden where there's 1020010. Or 20000.

Populist not safe to go anywhere. You have our bill let's let's say it's just it's just sitting here breathing you were part of the problem --

Annoyed I don't know I'd try to be the first step of an elevator and no that's.

And I can't let the people -- if you're not part of the solution. As they used to say in the sixties you're part of the problem and guess what bill. Every creature on earth apparently is part of -- problem.

Well the great Kelly come clipping answers thanks.

Thank you bell 18 seven's I'm the answer man. The answer person excuse me 18774694322. Steve you're next with how we cargo ahead stave.

They -- as simple way to solve the manmade global warming would be for the believers to reduce their. CO2 emissions -- they hold their breath for that haven't.

I I don't want to commit suicide Steve but you would think though that again wouldn't why don't they take a a trip to forget the clipper ship wanted to take a tramp steamer from New York -- wide -- right.

Maybe it's the hot air they're breathing described in the real problem.

Could he could go left about what Halloween. -- the buzz bishop would just be arriving now. And then there wouldn't be any carbon footprint. Thanks for the call -- 1877469432. To -- a -- next with Howie -- go ahead Ernie.

Good afternoon how we. Look we're not before I make my global warming comments. This is related topics -- you talk about this week. Two more tomorrow I was scheduled for jury duty but I call this -- by number. In all the jurors do not have to report tomorrow hmm what could be gone tomorrow that's that nobody could surest.

Primary day. Cheney -- so.

Yeah. I. -- girl taken the day off because they have to go local us. Old sergeant Coakley.

Or somebody. That's a yeah I don't you call for jury duty a couple of years ago and amid Norfolk County right. And the first day that they the first they have the first thing was directions how to get the courthouse and data and the first one how to get to data from Boston. -- the problem with that is. Boston is not Norfolk County if you if you haven't Boston you don't need to go are you gonna get called to jury duty in Norfolk County right but they didn't know this. Then -- had a thing they -- go to this bill that this was a paragraph one go to this building the new rebound. In paragraph four it says the building they want did you go to win paragraph one is closed for repairs.

Unbelievable but like global warming common most of them are already made -- repeat but. -- famous photograph all that polar bear floating around that one piece of bite us in how long did it take to find the best photographers -- It was just -- photo walk. If not beer -- no harm's way just happen to be on one little piece of art but it how many years did they use that photo has.

Why do you put it -- security I saw that picture in the global a couple of weeks ago.

Well I I I heard a story where apparently photographer finally came out that. They appear that the deal wasn't into harm's way but there's still using it well.

Well again that the Boston Globe kept printing. Kept pretty beat Texas Air National Guard story even after they knew was false you know but part of pornographic -- photographs. From a from a movie. Claiming it was a US troops are reaping women and I Iraq I mean that's the way the globe best in the New York Times that's that's the mainstream media. They think they think West Point is the enemy camp. Thanks for the caller -- won 8774694322. On the Howie Carr. --

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Like BI health care bill not having anything to do it healthcare. This climate change -- and everything that it would climate change it's just called logic down the United States. If you look if you look at that -- and that's some more -- To suggest. A big part of it is. -- the United States paid what are essentially amounts. Reparations. In Indian in the amount of billions of dollars to all the developing countries and that's really what it's all about. And the bush saw that it would be shakedown by Obama's sympathetic to that.

You know what about the Senate in a 1997. They voted against the coyotes trader by a vote of 985 to nothing. Right 95 to nothing that means not even any of the moon bats voted for it. Kennedy -- Schumer etc. --

Well stated that must've been updated multiple -- option to spend so happy. That that's the only thing I can I can pick up.

Ya know I yeah they they don't -- was it to care what anybody thinks I mean though look at Harry Reid I mean he's down by double digits in Nevada and he's just hell bent on pushing through this. -- this healthcare bill which is usually it has nothing to do with healthcare.

You know what that would help so perplexing about this to me is that you don't see more -- about it I mean there's got to be something to that story you know I wonder if they're more worried about Obama coming after them and they are always they're Republican. I'm one -- the despite the kind of thing at the end of the dog products. Well all of Michael's conciliatory simply go to Britain Israel and Syria and you can do them -- do it you can join you are.

Well he said Tom Hagan to do it but don't. So paranoid day of actually actually. Yeah I told he told the board bars senior whatever they as they when I forget which when he told he said you know don't you better kill yourself before you testified here you know work something will take care your family. What they carry your family for good if you kill yourself in kill themselves. 18774694322. That was fiction people don't really do.