Police Blotter Friday on 12/4/09

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Friday my name is -- Released letter of thanks for writing. Stories for.

The stories are true all week long we ask -- to sit there and your funny. Police related stories from your local daily or weekly newspaper. Some places it's called the police log other places the police blotter or could be a standalone story just send it in we ask you. You could fax them to us at 6177793467. You can email them to us of how we car at wrko.com. At this time each Friday we read the funniest ones and the two best ones who will receive a nice -- what will the nice prize be this week's.

They're going to win the Mannheim steamroller Christmas gift pack which includes. CD of the 25 anniversary collection which use on the bestseller analysts on Amazon.com as we speak. There has also contains -- it contains children's Christmas books that contains a lot of stuff -- the lovely lovely Baskin. Andy's the runners up they do not when Mannheim steamroller. The first is from the Halston tab at the manager of the AP -- I hope cafes on Washington street. Reported sure enough for sixty and that summer and a monkey cost -- just run through scaring the customs but you know how to deal wasn't a real monkey. The measure pretty it was the second visit by a monkey suit wearing interloper. Again -- handles Tino -- and perhaps it was a monkey. Opt in policy is to meet. But I think you can kind of tell a difference between you know a monkey suit wearing job. And and a real -- This is from Australia -- fighting pig triggers gas alarm the unsettled some -- of a 120 can.

It's -- resistant -- is this and other global warming story. Was to blame for it they're always funny also -- back on flatulence you know when they you know when there's another new well low temperature snowfall in Houston.

Fifteen firefighters and two tankers rest your response reported a strong smell of gas after their major sentinel alert. The area has been identified as one of the State's most at risk of bush fires and residents are able to have a risk. Bottled gas the brush tracing their risk of ablaze but when the crews arrived. The source of the offending smell was clear. When they got there at these people had a pig a big south. And it started. And -- like a ha that's where it came from -- I mean heard about the methane from cows creating global warming but sheep to think yeah. -- Yes it's burping -- frank house. -- Massachusetts a Massachusetts man who shot a neighbor because he was angry his car alarm went off in the early morning hours has been convicted of murder. Louis Alberto Montel -- Barbosa far river was convicted of first degree murder. Comments C. -- 27 shot Jerome ordered in May. What it's girlfriend said there were returning -- about 2 AM 1 morning when his car alarm went off minutes later someone kicked the door of their apartment and shot ordered. -- I I get tech -- car alarms go off but it's never occurred to me down you know. -- so do we have -- citizenship when mr. Burgos. And -- placed on it just says a farmer a nice. It sounds I think he's Portuguese not now Brazilian. I'm Newton police at a 25 year old Boston woman bit punched and kicked a bloomingdale's employee on Sunday. After the woman tried to steal three cashmere sweaters from a dressing room. -- Coogan. Was arrested and charged -- assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. She chicken five cashmere sweaters only put two of them -- and didn't think they would the other three would be missed where's mark Coogan from. Boston. Lawrence street Boston. I don't know we're -- street is. I could make aghast when I -- Cape Cod Times New Bedford and a fair haven men were arrested for threatening a state police trooper and you bet for probation officer. Any rap video posted on new I saw this one rap lyrics in the form and in video which was posted contain profanity crude language that appear. Over a montage of crime scenes police cars weapons and dead bodies. The rapper singer probation officer and a state police trooper at the mention of each name is followed by a photo of a gun. Andy shooting sounds. State pollute the bush is it was article about oh yeah.

Art collecting group they're not vandals people do graffiti there artist. By the way over the last week I saw a new phrase it was an it was some -- that identified a body you know -- have been a canal for awhile. That the of victims the victim's sister identified the body by the bought the art. To continue this that's what they now called -- that's the that's now the politically correct term for tattoos and body art plant. Okay no big sky all you know open swastika underneath that its its its its body.

Speaking of -- aren't in makeup a Peruvian gained. That allegedly kills people and -- from their quirks it's for using automatic yes I thought may have been inspired by -- Indian legends.

I think you CBI think the next days follow ups or was this guy a this guy has that the cop who told that story has now been arrested himself and is undergoing maintenance yelled yeah you should have confessed to killing five people book police suspect number is higher. I don't I don't think that's just that's a real story out candidate because -- guardian. No I think it's from the boss study that picked up from the Boston Globe about Canada's globe and learn all over it. We're -- sixty minutes.

This is from Denton. Debt and Denton -- North Carolina and it would appear so yes. They dented a woman city free massage laughter filling and coastal probably got to be then North Carolina -- employee massage as a prisoner calling the police that the 21 year old woman who did not -- to be identified. Said she regrets opening her dorm Monday and allowing a stranger posing as demon side school student are all. I played in my mind how deadline hasn't changed much since I left the North Carolina I could say and I was like shocked at myself she said Fleischer was the valedictorian of high school class why don't you ever do that like why didn't -- ask for a student ID the incident began when a man who appeared to -- to -- he's wearing a T shirt cargo pants and flip flops. Knocked on her door he told the young woman he was a student needed and credit for a massage class. And I was offering for -- sizes she allowed him inside by the way be -- of Budweiser in the refrigerator -- way to and they gave her massage on and on her couch using her own lotion however said. There was a brief massage because she couldn't stop him Tony -- running its hand to fire for -- He left after giving her a hug and comment physique. And not. That. These are the two winners.

There to tell you about the horny town massage parlor now pleased him. There was a guy named the it was a state there was a place called forty count. Yeah and there was in Forsyth County near Winston-Salem where I lived and that they had the the horny -- Baptist Church. And let this -- established destroy this is a true story is attending morning town and neck stood and the forty pound massage parlor opened up. Next -- next to the forty town Baptist her on the state open and honest Dempsey McDaniel what was his name. He he introduced some kind of -- home what a home rule petition are some wherever they call that too. To outlaw the forty Thomas sought parliament's authority to and he media up on the floor of the house -- it said.

Mister -- got us out outside the -- how massage parlor -- says it's open 24 hours today that lanes all Matt. Mr. -- they also got another sign in front of -- hornet how massage -- it says com and it will -- year extremity you will -- your fantasies and other extremities. -- was he was a big I was the national story for a couple of days. Isn't that changed their name by now.

Dempsey made it will lead that you know they put a they used to have a a place called leaks well I'm in North Carolina and leaks over decided they got a they. Should Miller this was when Miller borrowing was real big debate they wanted to put a breweries down south somewhere. And two weeks milk gave the best deal the Miller Brewing Co. so we're gonna go to -- in weeks of builds on on one condition you change your name. So leaks -- North Carolina became Eden. North Carolina.

Are all good for them I have to say in -- thing -- might take a page from their buck. 40000 week's Miller in different counties and -- it is a 21 nurse. Fear of girlfriend leads to death plunge. A man fell to his death as he tried to lower himself onto the balcony of his fifth or flat -- in both the front door and meet his angry girlfriend. The Tiger Woods feels is okay I -- nine year old. Sir -- and was found lying on the ground under the balcony of his apartment he hasn't tellers -- guys from area cable wrapped around his leg and -- coat hanger is found next to his body. Bangkok. Investigator officer from police that he believes mr. sir Issac was trying to lower himself from a flat -- terrorists and his balcony. By sliding down a TV cable because it did not dare not at the front door to wake his girlfriend up. The TV cable was unable to maintain his -- his girlfriend said. That they were in a fight because he had taken her mobile phone and sold it in it was not the first time the.

He can get a mobile phones or mobile phone and angry and angry female. It's a tight it's Tiger Woods all over again and his mother is Thai isn't -- I believe she is -- it is her name they -- have to tell when it's from.

Vietnam -- for Asia this week. A Vietnamese -- dug up his wife's -- read this and slept beside it for five years because he wanted to hug her in bed. The 55 year old man from a small town in central province of king nom opened up his wife's grave in 2004. -- clay around the remains.

To give the figure of a woman.

Clothes on her and then placed your in his bed the man told our of the newspaper that actress wife study slept on top refer grave for about twenty months. Later -- dog he worried about the rain -- calls we decided to dig a tunnel into the great to sleep whether. His children's -- up on prevent him from going to degrade so one night he Stoller. The father of seven said neighbors is not their visit his house for several years.

I think you know we won't be living with normal people anymore hopefully not okay we have borrowed we have -- okay go ahead.

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