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You reverend doctor Laura was visiting one -- and she was hanging in our office why we couldn't figure out and -- was reading -- and she does when that the local dragon. -- be respondent EST local rag that Harry writes for.

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Sticks in my memory --

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Now the next one that steps out will be number four I guess right if you include Rachel lead in the list we have to confirms.

I think my children of those because you know less money to be made here -- not fighting I think she's really innocent.

The jury about her father and that this was semi is something on her father who was a guy who have. -- up to Alaska again so I guess who's one of the people started the first cable franchise up their sold out for a ton of money. He was he was making up he editing good investments. And they just proceeded to snort cocaine. Billy died he just he just destroyed his entire life.

That's why I think she's she's not -- she says it wasn't her I don't think it was her.

But CNB I mean again she was having affairs with other people you know she's -- thank you -- only -- she didn't -- not part of this Tiger -- thing.

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