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Joe Biden And The Plumber
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Wed, 23 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a cover of the old ditty Boop Boop Diddy Diddy Wattum Choo only our version was dedicated to Vice-President Biden and his love of plumbers.
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no problem identifying a breathalyzer after his five be wise. How did Dick Cheney get into this conversation. Is isn't here -- still. Broke strains of pushed arrangement syndrome. In the country. -
Chump Line Tuesday May 22, 2012 - Affirmative Action Line
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Tue, 22 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a guy pretending to be a girl calling on the Howie Carr affirmative action phone line.
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La La land with a beautiful people. She wasn't just with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon just wells was there Van Jones. -- Jones was tweeting about how he was speech about how. Liz Warren is the favorite -
Chump Line Monday May 21, 2012 - Crabs In Chicopee
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Mon, 21 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to Elizabeth Warren saying that western Massachusetts had a coast and lying about being an american indian - the caller was going to Chicopee to pick up fresh crabs.
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All we know that was that was John Edwards . Went NC state. Look what happened to. -
Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
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Fri, 18 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line posited that Elizabeth Warren's Indian name was Sitting Duck.
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at a it looked like great lawn was -- talking about it high school pot smoking.
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though he means teens I did I opened of the shows saying I was wearing stiletto heels and really tight jeans. Yeah and not look like Megan Fox today through wounds and Iran especially for the boys and station next door. Used to be able to -- city elitist class himself up against the plate glass window in Syracuse now they can't do that because you don't have a window overlooking all like Sonata is hitting her head against my door. Well -- visiting here is like going into a prison ninety Natalie they haven't seen a woman in twelve to fifteen years and I don't look like I just rolled out a better anything but I'm also not exactly red carpet ready I'm kind of radio ready. I'm not fewer of them decided that they don't want how we come back. Now how really really hot this Wrangler jeans don't kid next caller.
Stay out called let's -- wild wild gladly have Obama right in front of that callers thought. He pulled over its case stood CPU movie if we didn't know what I mean my god -- I hope you like you guys VOA -- wasn't quite clearly he's -- well I'd say there's always still will. You don't Illinois Iowa supposed bin Laden unit so you can do that. No I met -- and I think that's why didn't anybody who have committed war.
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The great white north. Everybody over a certain age knows exactly low -- that he had.
They didn't mean I can commit myself for police -- back Friday. Don't worry it won't be connected main story.
I mean I knew I mean you're referring to the nylon one caller calling herself then he can in fact cement its story about himself of that for police blotter. Daddy is the going to be the classic all time winner I and then. And then -- a bad scifi movie I am now. Right where she's one person in yet she's like 10000 in aliens from Alpha Centauri fives so did a great title for a movie IM them -- I like them. Or I am Sam I can see you're running a script right now. How it's probably been written somewhere it's probably are copying right it's.
Does this historic Canadian brother was good about -- that they'll call -- culture and ignoring nice in these geeks. I felt compelled lose tonight please I tried to -- it ended up upside down payment on the metro OK OK.
So while driving one night in BC British -- the street and co budding troll -- there.
I -- I don't want heterosexual. -- didn't help who's got a 48. Good looking forward operating caps take.
So. It was Natalie his plea for work. It better indeed. In unspoken for the -- resonate.
Hey grown up in Massachusetts. I've never had a problem with people being homosexual. So if you wanna try it I'll watch -- back. And he might play video.
You don't have such mixed motives we see you'll soon as the day is like a psychiatrist. Just come in here and do like. And in stints. Diagnosis. On people because I think people reveal more about themselves than they mean to -- line entries because it's anonymous. If they put some thought and effort into it and they pretend they're making fun of something funny in a sense I think they really don't cry for help what we just heard I really think so.
The only I've only got one thing to -- to use.
Was that his attempt deadly to Roy Orbison pretty woman is -- good thing because I can't do leave their rights on the Damgaard -- when I try to do it but you sound like a machine gun when he did it it's -- at Tommy guns. From an old Elliott nest movie or something. Anyway next.
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How effective -- one -- One parent and I'm sure it's no wonder where both headphones. -- copy of the -- this fall of the third right coffee table type position proposals both papers bon voyage colleagues bond voyage.
And a map of all the McDonald's is in Rome Florence Naples you know he's right about the coffee table book because how he has as bizarre have a winning gets you don't wanna talk to anybody. So usually brings a book that scares people I never notices to -- follow them onto a plane you're going down South Florida for for a show. And I got on the plane behind him. And he's -- their reading a book that the my friend -- on it -- that you've got to be kidding me and it's just to scare people elect. It's just a -- I'm done I'm making it that's actually true story on the inside is just nice and John Grisham page turner but it's unclear what my friend -- but he didn't care as long and never talked to anybody it's like gotten some really big time celebrities. Carry around like an iPhone with the ear buds and pretend that there are listening to iTunes or whatever they're not even they just do it so people don't talk to them -- now he has the -- headsets he came in here and the lovely miss this car was discovered her a little crazy. Wow so he can tune everything out clearly US the guy wears headphones for a living he talks to people all day every day.
Pretty need to get away -- play and how we don't know.
Well -- big ethical purity were killed. Total -- Dooley could -- and promote normal people can't do.
Was that Thurston Howell the third. Though I believe that was John Kerry. Hello when he said love BI thought it was I was. Time vaulted back to Gilligan's Island. Ten -- designs scary well lobbied him. -- that he carried away from.
That what you're last -- line message. Thank you for calling Kelly -- huge --
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