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Chump Line Tuesday February 7, 2012 - Sal Is Back And Theres' Going To Be Indictments
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Tue, 7 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of the song My Boyfriends Back. Our version dedicated to Sal DiMasi returning from prison to give Grand Jury testimony.
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Chump Line Monday February 6, 2012 - Team Struggling
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Mon, 6 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of Joe Namath's infamous inebriated interview from the sidelines of a football game where he said he does not care about the team struggling. This version was for the Patriots apres Super Bowl.
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Chump Line Friday February 3, 2012 - Unemployment Rate
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Fri, 3 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snide remark that of course the caller believed that President Obama was a christian and that the unemployment rate was going down.
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At least honest John Kerry clearly huge issues parliament says that you went on to learn CPR. Thirty or pulmonary routed through circuitry.the he didn't like -- because Smith reminded of -- honest John Kerry . I said as I said it could -- if there. There's no such thing as an honest John Kerry if if these are if you wore on us he would not be John Kerry -- be somebody else. To be Jack care. For scary but he would not be John Kerry . -
Chump Line Thursday February 2, 2011 - Newt Can't Keep Vows
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Thu, 2 Feb 2012
Today's favorite chump line message was an ironic twist on Newt Gingrich pledging his word, his fortune and his honor that he will do his best for the american people when he can't even keep his marriage vows.
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this is not that. Well used to say the same thing about writing books you know he's at one time he was -- was with its factory that they was talking about Fitzpatrick at the hearings
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They tell you -- compare Obama to Hitler because hey tiller was able to get the Olympics.
I heard that joke about a week ago okay okay. Given about a a scale of one to ten regular powerful life.
You know if I was there. Shape shift into alien overlord I think guys could do a little bit there's been may have his toe -- whereas.
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Yeah they're they're not going to crack down on them. Medical quote -- practitioners. Who prescribe. Marijuana anymore the feds are if you live in a state where. The so called medicinal marijuana has been approved just. Just another step. Down the road to progression. I guess it's important to keep everybody stone of the United States of America your -- it's unfortunate that we can't have a study. To see. How much pot. It's smoked by the average Obama voter. As opposed to the average person who didn't vote for Obama. I'm guessing that the average Obama horrors smokes at least four or five times as much we'd -- As your average John McCain or even Hillary Clinton over.
Yeah I've got a reality show idea proposed -- couple. Coca-Cola. And old rocky mountain road games.
I think often play like John Denver that you know. There -- a few drinks and don't bother to check via satellite and -- fly out to the ocean just I don't bother to check the -- fuel gauge. Just just take off do you'll be okay. Rocky mountain.
They ship they're aliens and the highest realm -- the government's quietly and explanations for the Obama administration that makes.
It. Could shape shifting. That I just aliens by the way they -- shape shifting a reptilian. So I still looking -- it -- the bottom. How they -- the name rep telling him.
I mean what's all -- out of -- neat it's coming down the pike in November aces to remake of the series there was -- late seventies early eighties when they're out of Chileans who look like us.
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All of -- did you tell the mask away then their big giant lizards which eat you know mammals including us.
Drug scandal like Halloween 365. Days a year.
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Now he's also watching that they could play Sunday at Gillette Stadium I think we should remain the place. Al -- feel.
We're lookin' for that Gordon Brown come we've got to play that for you. -- be the played a -- of our political shindig today on the young on the Boston affiliate. Who -- when our when our crack newscaster announced that the patriots have lost to the Tennessee Titans by a score 59 about things. New -- you can count on. Yes.
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So you lose I -- negative commentary about the economy in those states. Maybe you realize you're blowing my mind Obama's -- utopia -- twelfth amendment and into the ground. And by the way -- a better keep over the new you're avoiding that the pregame I think it's football underscore them it's a -- quick --
care one way or another feel good slate. Of sin is that. Barack Obama has made it worse and it was bad enough. But a large part of the problem. When George Bush was president was -- sub prime crisis. And he tried to get a handle -- back in 2005 and some people in the Democratic Party put the kibosh on it because they wanted to keep giving out mortgages to people who. Had no intention of ever. Making a monthly payments.
Patriot -- fifty I didn't love them for last week to stave off its. This week we don't them.
Yeah you noticed that. Of course you got to score backwards you knew you were listening to the W working a newscast this morning when we have wind power -- or on news Seattle. Announced that they have lost 59 tonight I think.
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Michelle Malkin who really. For an end to Al Sharpton and today Al Sharpton and if you didn't see The Wall Street Journal. On Saturday Rush Limbaugh Aurora good column above Howell who was she who was Al Sharpton. To give him grief after what's happening Crown Heights and at Freddy's fashion -- on 125 street in Harlem and the reverend Al announce he's goodness he may sue. Russian if he doesn't get an apology. I didn't think rush was actually lose and a lot of sleep over that either.
Apparently he didn't know it's. Doesn't know how good gift cards door open did not idiots.
Tonight at 7 o'clock on channel through one on -- We will be rolling on the big debate the final. In all likelihood debate. Of mumbled as many knows the next thing I wish I mean distinguished. Career.
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