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Chump Line Tuesday May 22, 2012 - Affirmative Action Line
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Tue, 22 May 2012
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Chump Line Monday May 21, 2012 - Crabs In Chicopee
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Mon, 21 May 2012
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Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
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Fri, 18 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line posited that Elizabeth Warren's Indian name was Sitting Duck.
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House taking my call on the record about doing a Nobel regret for the use Barack. Thank you are right.
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How come home from Cali Lewis also have to pick up the president Bob that the public support the potential. I don't think it's about both orthodox they probably won't support people and we've got we have a lot of -- it won't affect the local programs technical.
Ed Jimmy got a the F peanut farmer from Georgia. The -- Iran ignorant country that was the problem right at the Iranian Opteron drawn out situation was terrible. -- and -- was a good former president. I expressed. Acts president former president Jimmy Carter did a good job with his fame and position later.
So come on colonel -- saved. Why did you kill people Montreal. -- you borders for Barack Obama what are you ashamed.
I gotta stand up to up register and -- in my household. One voted 41 borrowed against I don't let's let Joe because my son Brian the dog no -- yeah. He voted for Obama's two against one.
He did a little chemical not -- off. If you want to withhold your comment until after the jump on -- it's of people can actually hear the message and see your outrage.
You know you really become bad that's marvelous. I'm testing what would the what do you want from me wants a small both Andy listening extortion equity that anybody okay.
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The bigger brother Wilson and his wife who is false. -- or. So reforms are proposing would not apply to those were -- illegal. That there -- guys and young now. We've got some grabbed a new. -- I -- the -- and Joe -- not just you'll ultimately every be represented a bit dark about the the student body called up my -- wire on the floor of the house some believable either got to do with the way the the about taught not to ties. Bum around Indonesia. And not because they have fights. I like the Korea South Koreans look they have -- fist -- does not now what docket. Still bed July Boehner did you take Nancy Pelosi and of his fight let's say.
Colonel Al Gore here good to see if it will be able to work. I don't think anybody was more surprised it. This year Obama. Won a Nobel crash. I'm glad it surprise is that -- is that David I want a Nobel prize. The -- not surprise move forward specific. Positive. Stories and global climate change. It's everybody else is gonna try to figure out why Obama won't do. Have a nice big colonel.
For those Madonna's dance and very bad imitation of vice president Al Gore who won and one years eight Nobel prize. And an Academy Award. Matt that boy it was flying for line about polar bear -- about -- Stewart's. Because all my -- I think that's a bad imitation -- through everybody's not an imitation. You know I -- my fault they moved in a closet and just say.
Somebody get this straight we will have more troops in the Middle East then under any time. When -- clues let in the country and Obama get. The Nobel Peace Prize dining gift can -- the -- Courtney -- about the peace prize.
Okay I gotta get my son let the dog to call and he's Tel plus does that mean it's just trying to I was. 200 degrees that's higher caliber of Friday Koizumi must be in my YouTube because that they know you're being testy because you're in a small room.
That they keep doing pushups on that floor I'm not sure I would do -- I've got I've got three and sanitize it to --
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The first time in my life. I am proud of the Nobel Peace Prize committee.
I dig even -- kidding Tim I think he was getting.
It does it take off on Michelle Obama's approach for the MLS I'm proud to be an American. Is about robots I thought that was a crazy thing to -- garner much.
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I don't have all the cash. Look I've been that they have made it through a Nobel Peace Prize acted stupid that.
And that kid you don't remember that as Obama responded to Cambridge police yes yeah why that was a story. We had some of that report its. Those two would do about what does do a Dylan police officer good man and -- blue collar professional woman was damaged.
I always that there would have been a parent -- Kanye West. To jump up on that stage and take the microphone and -- more deserving -- towards that I'm in now.
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Yeah they talk about that now that wasn't -- move that was we're not being strangest thing of when Obama was accepting -- A New -- got up -- I think and US domestic you gonna blows that off. Yeah I don't think it's this I think there's certain diet you get -- not on the president's running around us what not what the giants to stand up -- Gagne.
No way they Obama was even mentioned in consideration for nomination and Nobel Peace Prize board. That the administration diplomacy effort is now about the fact that the red box office.
Cool. He just didn't he just bad -- the Sox. -- on -- here to show our boys spent half tough here. Pats and Celtics and Bruins ample amount. We got nominated because that's what they do a detriment to -- ventilator.
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When Michael receptionist Deng Geraldo when he opened up upon -- I love that moment that guy I like Geraldo good ear person you'll lights. And admirers and is friends who -- Big guys into the ghost business. I. And you watched a non event. He's done I mean they somebody bombed the moon enough an avenue watch and then. I didn't know nothing would happen I was let's -- bloom -- tell you gonna call me years to graduate of blasting God's law school. You've and you've got you've passed the bar. And you this -- disturbing did you or did you like those guys and you watch a non event on television.
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