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Chump Line Friday February 3, 2012 - Unemployment Rate
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Fri, 3 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snide remark that of course the caller believed that President Obama was a christian and that the unemployment rate was going down.
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At least honest John Kerry clearly huge issues parliament says that you went on to learn CPR. Thirty or pulmonary routed through circuitry.the he didn't like -- because Smith reminded of -- honest John Kerry . I said as I said it could -- if there. There's no such thing as an honest John Kerry if if these are if you wore on us he would not be John Kerry -- be somebody else. To be Jack care. For scary but he would not be John Kerry . -
Chump Line Thursday February 2, 2011 - Newt Can't Keep Vows
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Thu, 2 Feb 2012
Today's favorite chump line message was an ironic twist on Newt Gingrich pledging his word, his fortune and his honor that he will do his best for the american people when he can't even keep his marriage vows.
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Chump Line Wednesday February 1, 2011 - Newt Knows Nothing...
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Wed, 1 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to the anti-Mitt add Newt ran in the Florida primary which accused Mitt of not paying for Kosher meals for holocaust survivors.
mitt romney found at 1:31, 5:27, 6:17
You remember how Mitt Romney last week was getting. Hit about the head for having a a blind trust always the worst thing he had a trusteeWhen asked what that he paid for ads that accused Mitt Romney of not giving coaches pulled the Holocaust victims knew that. I know not very. And the.What's that all about -- Mitt Romney . -
Chump Line Tuesday January 31, 2011 - Ted And The Presidency
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Tue, 31 Jan 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was the former senior senator from Massachusetts checking in from the great beyond on why he wanted to run for President back in 1980.
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Gingrich communications before you shut down the company when he decided to run for president . That ruthless capitalist. That vulture capitalist but he is.
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