The Chumpline 10/1/09

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I'm telling -- you know he's you can abuse in the flying squirrel. For all of its troops from now on another he's got the artificial the that hip replacement. Does he keep you can't get through security with -- article I can tell you now personally if you can't get through -- have to get pulled aside and get to going to be terminator box right.

Also are now that he's the senior senator from Massachusetts he has an image to maintain.

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Ali Al Gore. They often attacked -- means cap and trade it's probably gonna path. If there's anything you can do about it also Lafley. I was surprised to find this baby did not do so they check. Let Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey -- If you great imagination. I wonder if there was any tendency live theatre room what -- to build a global climate change.

I -- region the George will call. This is there's a shorter version in The Herald today but when you gotta read the entire long version it's it's it's pretty damn funny. And by the way. Mister vice president having lived in the south I know some other words that go along with Jack. One of them is Jack away as he's a Jack leg warrior but joining even a -- lawyer could you fought battle law school. And the other one is Jack excrement. If you know what I mean. And that's what that's what -- global climate change theory is worth Jack excrement. Now Jack leg does that mean that you drink a lot. I don't know what it means I just -- Minnesota so what's that who this guy this guy called but I want to say seven a press conference who is -- I always just some Jack -- lawyer from Turner's ago. That we just -- novel but it.

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If you get sick and America this is what they're Republicans want you to do. If you get sick America. The Republican healthcare plan is this. Died quickly. That's right they're Republicans once you did die quickly if you get sick.

If you believe the guys -- window and he's going to be one -- would be my. -- guess right now but beat the wonder is that he ever got elected in Orange County Florida home of the -- and deputies.

And another reason security in Chicago instead -- a -- change their lives they will be supplied with your own standards.

CNB found this great it's this great story on one of the Chicago web sites NBC Chicago six charged with mob activity. I I thought it was the outfit you I don't know how many added there were six members of the mafia left in Chicago but they. These guys are anarchist -- you should see me you should see these people this system of the best mug shots I've seen in a very long time. Oh my god we're the -- the one that's got looks like he's got its Vulcan ears and he's getting an idea. And at some kind of moved gold teeth in these is eyebrows -- way home hand to these people.

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Berman is a brilliant director there is no way disputing that he is also a game philanthropy has he helped so many other people. You get a foothold in the business in the hot -- he gives it his way do I am humanitarian. Visa isn't could not care if you're thirteen north early innings as well.

Sometimes they'll even give it to a fifteen year old -- Can you imagine. Is if Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't have enough problems what does the deficit in California about fifty billion dollars. And now Harvey Weinstein is calling Sacramento demanding to speak storm. Oh my god it's good -- he's gonna go back to Austria where they speak Austrian you know that's what Barack Obama's it.

We -- analysts and little else for my. We can see what it is Linux which you probably wouldn't pick which news.

Robert Gates to play at least one big -- method today.

She and he pointed out as the trees can tell you having seen -- Kim more swear. You can't call me a fat bastard may be some day you can again but right now you can't call me a fat bastard so you have to go with a big shoe. Okay. We'll have that.

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How many sacrifices that -- about it at that take place -- always.

What can tell you. When I was in a civil actions in do you remember that they simply out first class LA. First the first class on a commercial airliner. I thought they had died and gone to have it and again I I I can only imagine what it must be like on Air Force One. And she's complaining. Sometimes it is better to remain silent. And be thought a beautiful person than to open one's mouth and remove all --

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