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Joe Biden And The Plumber
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Our favorite message from today's chump line was a cover of the old ditty Boop Boop Diddy Diddy Wattum Choo only our version was dedicated to Vice-President Biden and his love of plumbers.
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Chump Line Tuesday May 22, 2012 - Affirmative Action Line
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Tue, 22 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a guy pretending to be a girl calling on the Howie Carr affirmative action phone line.
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Chump Line Monday May 21, 2012 - Crabs In Chicopee
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Mon, 21 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to Elizabeth Warren saying that western Massachusetts had a coast and lying about being an american indian - the caller was going to Chicopee to pick up fresh crabs.
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Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
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Fri, 18 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line posited that Elizabeth Warren's Indian name was Sitting Duck.
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Dug up -- that's the -- suck anyway I shouting at a bar former governor.
And Stanley Dukakis.
I'll love I'll pick -- the cardinals --
Oddly enough. 82% would rather go for guy they've never heard of -- vote for governor Dukakis.
The -- never heard of the cardinal either he was a big man in his day. All right why not that big they're digging them up call you know means.
When you're dead you're dead you know --
The way -- you don't have too much clout anymore. All right. The trump white is the recorded voice mail message service about how we car show you can call and leave messages any hour of the day or night we may or may not play your message at this time each weekday. Chump like number feel like to leave such a message is 61777934696177793469. Today's jump line is brought to buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. From 99 cents a square foot call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor needs -- logon to lumber liquidators dot.
One what I heard what they heard it. According my computer the only day I'm Democrat -- great scoreboard -- picture of president.
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I keep coming back to the point. Ted Kennedy before his death had missed 987%. -- roll call votes in the Senate this year. It was such an emergency that he didn't resign. So that Massachusetts could have percent of what's the emergency. What exactly. Is the reason the fourth. Putting this bill into effect before that lady days -- waiting period is.
Yeah how he got up -- lately -- could -- play if it can I get -- on the net.
That's all over the place and it's everywhere and there's there's no way to avoid it.
Yeah yeah exactly why can't why can't I already bought it about --
You have got to see the outfit did. Moammar Gadhafi is wary peace that I don't trophies do you -- it for colonel buddy stole it from that little midget that used to work. Run around sake call for Philip Morris is. Call for Philip Morris.
And a banner waving back again. No grade. I don't know who's been sued. You watch bad news. Those are our out of their homes can do appear to have done so playing Lucy you didn't ask and I wanted to do -- you -- Who don't want his.
Let's go I differ Sawyer -- a few of -- still we do caucus you're letting us down you didn't do nothing as the economy left out. And then I would have put in the tank is the tank world. But it's a good idea. Trying to get together between -- Rogers and -- Detroit.
CN serious okay Griffin making federal Barlow. And Kitty Dukakis. The question really motivated period I don't remembering barriers to edit -- like we're doing those. I can period.
She might didn't know she was an alcoholic for many many years she was an alcoholic and you know back in those days. You know you couldn't get any -- on Sunday before the blue laws were repealed so she used to drink. Whatever was in the medicine cabinet on Sunday and again. -- Gary how -- we've gone through five gallons of Listerine in the last two weeks.
We Rhode the world. When you go live. Children. And we show our hand in these apologies. So let -- here today and.
He's referring to Barack's speech today the United Nations I am certainly happy we've had something else to talk about here another outrage. And then again I -- IE implore you free free to -- amusement so be sure to catch a glimpse tonight. Of Moammar Qaddafi said -- this. The authority of the -- to get that code.
This. It's got a goal and they'll hold but it failed to get them -- open beta -- now.
Yes they are you know Ted didn't. Chris made a waitress sandwich at a -- CA and Washington and a private dining room. They're private waitress sandwich dining room apparently.
how we don't be shy about promoting you -- No wonder about -- to.
You ain't seen nothing yet released was books come out.
We're gonna have magnets for new book -- so there's our whole. World of possibilities for that particular book and magnets I think.
Yes -- there is yes there will be -- They collector's. Edition. List of magnets. For the new book.
By the way Caroline says that she's gonna go to all your new book signings video and she wants her own head shots she's expecting some kind of photo shoot to come out. What he -- she wants her own -- show -- several cards to be able to sign autographs at your book -- that will be coming up after your volume book is public okay sure she's. Yes we can arrange that Caroline.
Speed -- don't talk.
I can't get that out of my head since since since I heard yesterday this this mayor in South Carolina that you give chase somebody on foot. Soto wards of the cops are chasing you -- car. That you do all you have to do -- stop the car in get out of the car and run and they can't follow you when.
Don't tell your officers that if they witness a crime they witness someone commit a crime on someone else and their ten yards away that they cannot -- stop that person. -- that in this has no -- whatsoever.
Well that's what I say no taste doesn't I don't back no panic you see a class and -- at about the Winamp does what did you. Well I'll tell them you know take on foot and and and his dad know exactly what I mean so you're kind of twist what I know. You -- no bases no this is easier to Jason allred and I'd like social baby you guys choose Hillary only Mormon in Leo but. The new young.
And so padded you missed the case -- I'm just trying to hide what you're telling -- officers and I don't think it's out of them by western Bermuda at you about my guy.
If we can't appoint her as the interim United States senator from Massachusetts. Kids clarity resigning from the mayor's race -- put her -- against Mobil's. Because I would love to see. -- heard debating mumble.
Mike Dukakis and yeah way to wipe out.
As I said Mike called last week if you don't remember Mike Dukakis think Jane Swift with eyebrows.
let me Obama media continue it tonight he's got an Animal Planet. It got to be recognized -- that would help get that it I didn't cables.
But the Manchester union leader had a good description they said he has been he is on TV more. That sign fell to reruns.
Hey how -- you wrote your column and no one's been. Years ago after the 88 presidential elections that what we would've gone to God's gift. You're going to be gone for good you don't want but the end well guess what I would -- yeah just play it back unbelievable.
I don't believe I wrote that twenty years ago because I I was they give us the time that he pistol and I think I wrote at the time that. He may be gone after the 1990 elections but his legacy in judgeships alone would be whether -- for thirty at least thirty years. But I you -- we just make him up point it was poetic license I guess you'd call it.
That would get last -- message thank you for calling out because huge.
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The end period OK listen. McCain couldn't follow. And Kitty Dukakis. The question is motivated very remembering. That a -- like you're doing okay well not very.
OK let's -- Patrice idea -- to the regional -- I can't believe it'll recognize. Glenn Beck's voice and she said what are my supposed to recognize every disembodied voice now. It's hard enough -- try to understand the Boston mayor's race. Well let's see -- do we have the entire Glenn back cut there about him being and -- and how we sobered up and became a conservative. But as we wait for that -- says after listening to -- to say is generally clear external.

