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Thu, 3 Sep 2009|

The daily chumpline from 9/3/09.

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  1. Governor Deval Patrick11:33
  2. John Kerry10:00, 10:06
  3. Joe Kennedy12:16, 12:24
  4. John Edwards4:41, 4:50
  5. Joe Biden0:33, 0:57
  6. bush White House5:14
  7. Martha Coakley9:36, 9:49, 12:26
  8. attorney general9:50, 10:26
  9. United States9:52
  10. Devin Davis7:49

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Morrow at 3 o'clock so stand by we already have the the quick checklist from our listener Brian for maverick self. If he you know you don't have to worry about that just come up -- pick and if you don't. If your picks already taken where were ready to go. With AL wild card. All right if you would like to listen to the show on the Internet you can always go to our web site which is how we cart dot com how we cart dot com click on the live audio streaming. Also how we cart dot com we can take part in our daily Internet poll questioned how we poll is brought to you by Jeff Carbone insurance contact the commissioner Jeff Carbone insurance dot com. To save money on your auto and home insurance. Jeff Carbone insurance dot com to save money on your auto and home insurance into what is today's poll question and one of the results thus far.

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I forgive you Jerry for all those terrible things you said about me in court. -- terrible incident if you say about him. They were screaming about me call me you know saying that you know you that they wanted to see me one nice when I sobered up and up. A better way off the Irish -- and you know lead the usual. The usual stuff -- shares the same stuff he said about all the reporters and especially those of us who have hibernian -- Stereotyping wasn't there I believe he was yes yes.

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I am I printed today in my column must some of the remarks of the the judge who was just hearing pretty civil damages case. Big point that was worthy survivors of -- Davis the woman that. Steve he's girlfriend that. President Clinton was talking about and dep policy was -- stepdaughter who we started molest and when -- thirteen and then the other -- was Louis political was killed by -- eighty. Those are pretty horrific murder -- And -- other really gum though was split up the -- lit up was this. Yanks over from South Boston -- decide to get rid of them. You -- usually I guess that that took the tradition as you just you just capitol right just a shot of ahead. If you're gonna get rid of them MA if you're gonna keep them around to -- beating so -- they can be a walking advertisement for not crossing of about what their plans for Louis let up. So they wanna shoot him and get rid of the body but before they shot him and kill them they stabbed him with a nice -- like forty times. Just -- torture. Just -- Just were the amusement center. That's that's -- 84.

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What did Johnny -- how did Johnny described Martha Coakley. I brought who has no looker. Abroad who is no -- that's not a nice thing this. That Martha Coakley the attorney general announced today that she's running for the United States senate he worst kept secret in. Massachusetts -- she's been planning to run her at least five years and she thought John Kerry was gonna be elected president should -- You already announced to the newspaper she was planning to what now systems John Kerry was elected. The president. On election -- put a crimp in her plans on. The thing was at that time -- she was only the district attorney of Middlesex County in north to very big county but it's still quite a leap from being district attorney of any counties -- being a US senator. But that's you know about what she'll play at that instead she'd be insured like the attorney general in 2006.

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College kids could say that guy's got his finger bit off the just completed a few more months might become -- who appears to get -- because. They can get dressed.

Governor Deval Patrick who has worked to rein in health care costs by curbing the financial ties between doctors and medical companies. That is hip replaced this week by a surgeon who has been paid millions of dollars for consulting fees and consulting fees by a pop. Replacement chip maker for governor one under the knife of doctor Harry won't bash the head of orthopedic surgery at Mass. General. -- bash received some three point three million dollars in payments for two years of consulting work for Zimmer pro. He seemed to simmer any excuse me. No that is not my doctor.

I have always try this. Say the -- joke say the word and it can -- it three times best Joe Kennedy. Joe Kennedy Joe Kennedy.

You don't play the pick between Joe Kennedy and -- Martha Coakley I've ever real tough time. I know club idea I hope that there's a third candidate in the race. Meaning you Steve lynch if a joke Tennessee does run from a still I don't know I'm not I'm -- didn't -- would be vibes about which way he's gonna go. But I I think is gonna -- clear if not. It's too late to declare this week as an enemy you know one -- the -- on the Friday before Labor Day. Although -- here's the follows got some nefarious schemes about firing at least one person replacing it with one of his house tomorrow. I don't mean to be an automatic but I don't wanna -- the story.

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We'll play all the cuts from the mummy -- Mayoral debate last night and in the next hour and there's some pretty good ones so I I didn't and you know the the strange thing is -- want to go away from. There's no question about it. 18774694322. That is the toll free number of how we aren't sure if you like to join us. We've airmen a play your message at this time every week say. The number is 6177793469. Today's trouble and was brought you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anyway.