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Joe Biden And The Plumber
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Wed, 23 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a cover of the old ditty Boop Boop Diddy Diddy Wattum Choo only our version was dedicated to Vice-President Biden and his love of plumbers.
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Chump Line Tuesday May 22, 2012 - Affirmative Action Line
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Tue, 22 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a guy pretending to be a girl calling on the Howie Carr affirmative action phone line.
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Chump Line Monday May 21, 2012 - Crabs In Chicopee
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Mon, 21 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to Elizabeth Warren saying that western Massachusetts had a coast and lying about being an american indian - the caller was going to Chicopee to pick up fresh crabs.
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Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
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Fri, 18 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line posited that Elizabeth Warren's Indian name was Sitting Duck.
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So this does justice. It's. I learned my lesson after the round brown funeral of didn't get car but and it can't let this cup experience ended up -- success that this could pass this good how man if that's.
I forgot to mention Friday were talking about the presidents who were there who probably really didn't like. The deceased all that much George Bush got double cross after. Really sucking up to one. Jimmy Carter had to run against -- in 1980. That I have forgot to mention Bill Clinton I mean will go look what that Ted Kennedy did it was wife last year I mean stabbed her in the back after all that. Bill Clinton had done for Ted Kennedy in the Kennedy family all those years you know pointing Gene Smith as the ambassador to Ireland. During the US navy over for the search for JFK junior's body. Just always always taken care of the Kennedys and that's that's the thanks he got it was an endorsement of Barack Obama at a crucial stage in the in the primaries last year.
Broadway or are very good job Obama. -- mean you're further do you think -- like maybe negotiate those reasons alone alone. They news throwing a woman joy every few --
Yeah. Lovely on you know she's been on the for an open accused will the front page of all the newspapers and -- all the TV station. Are called to do anything about thoughts.
We know how it actually remember I -- I can view the unity new Intel you can use my dear Nancy why is this -- schools. Don't tell that got me down Alex. Hi guys.
Dutch I can't keep myself out of the death for how can I keep Nancy out of it. It's every it's every man and end to -- or woman for himself for her self.
Sally asked. I'm not good to a ballclub from many you know last week. So they're gonna go we make them hunchback of lower legs after a bit of everything everybody got a an articulate. -- always -- Charles laws that make you thirty minute and a half.
that's still a good movie.
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It's not so much DMB and it's the Ambien chaser. That gets him into trouble.
When we find ourselves and that's kind of trouble. -- data through this series. That'd be. So we'd maybe it's there's under tools should still the agency. Beta stage or have access edit these. But Kennedy. -- Candidate do you give -- candidates do this should always be a lot better the kids said it believes.
And he will curious across. Like a bridge. Yes a bridge. Over troubled waters.
data there was kind of a -- for punishment and I was watching the funeral believing the Kennedy library and I could've sworn I thought ideal candidate limping and hey that's a big. Yeah.
What is he talking about -- hip operation since I don't believe so. You know I really when an entire week without one single big -- reference I missed it.
Well is there were certainly enough around here for both of us in the -- other back. If Joe Kennedy has a big -- may have to get behind. Everything I set about supporting multi may have to go by the wayside.
How's Al -- Sorry I wasn't available for comment on Friday I was -- compliance. But couldn't bury their lives to lead it was beautiful. Forty degree and -- glad that morning you know the planet. Head over evil.
That's Gordon in the Boston suburbs tonight some moments going down into the forties. This. This global warming oh I mean climate change. -- summer didn't start till August 1 now it's coming to an end at the end of the month than the Al Gore is concerned that yes from the planet has a fever.
Now we have not as good Kennedy and by the app store that otherwise distribute -- in the end -- Harris. Sandoz. I think these drums can kind of lives and now we recruit them what.
Wouldn't have been asking too much for somebody. On TV. After playing some Chris -- cuts for he was indeed ubiquitous all weekend. To mention the waitress sandwich and why was that only left to. Talk radio and the Internet. Commit because the theme was that Senator Kennedy you well with flying and Henry. CNB was telling the facts that's what good journalism is supposed to be about whether it's they'll -- I brought here -- that he found and she became a much better personal letter half of those life. The latter half you mean the latter few days a lot of -- the matters of debt levels. Police sandy hello Brian Williams I heard somebody told me this today. Brian Williams was I wish you it was a juicy when you're CN Elaine from the garage what did you tell people what Brian Williams said.
Bryant said that senator can you left Harvard to join the army says it's and then he went back to his -- at Harvard career he left I was on an impression correct me if I'm wrong. And no you know I mean no disrespect but didn't -- Get kicked out that the --
He got expelled it. -- I read somewhere last week he got a double expulsion once for a not what's for cheating on the Spanish test by having someone else take it and again -- get a double what the second expulsion. For paying somebody else to take the test -- was alike who he was looking over shoulder.
But they -- and selling Hughes joined the army because you really Fella Hindus city for a country which okay. I have no problem and join the army but it didn't didn't read to repaint that you've done enough good things and I'm making about things I'm good really -- or good things.
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don't kid up big exactly. How how can anybody think of anything else when you think about. Chris Dodd you know what sandy I'm gonna have to post that that GQ story from Michael Kelly. He was killed and -- Iraq later Ronnie was the editor of the Atlantic monthly and I I gave him some of the stuff he used I gave him lead the videotape of the 1988 debate. Between Joe Malone and Ted Kennedy went -- he ends were shaken so badly -- it. Ted insisted that the debate be held on a Saturday night I think it was a half hour long. -- must have been at least fifteen or twenty people watch and we ought to post that story because that's that is a real compendium. Great Ted Kennedy stories.
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Well they work kind of Biden gaffe free this weekend.
Let's just there were so many other.
People around and about you know. Plus the media was doing the job and here's jay and Chelsea Kelly is it overcome a replay of the TV back -- yet. The press white washing a -- and a family's actions of private family putting every second of it on TV my former Catholic Church embracing a man who went against every single church doctrine in the political -- Realm from abortion to the death penalty to gay marriage is -- the press from Tom Brokaw out of Mike barnacle to napkins. -- we -- Columbo whoever she is actually claiming the rain Saturday won't Saturday was hears from the sky I'm not kidding. Who says the Kennedys cultivated a lap dog press. -- Walter Cronkite. If only he could have held on for another month.
Ali yes got gallows then you're not gonna get that type of media coverage what can you picked -- that. --
I told you when I mean it last week when I kick the bucket just. Just take my remain my mortal remains to the nearest crematorium and if you can get a better buy it a pet crematorium by all means take it. -- no doubt that -- since there. It's when I'm with when I go. I'm gone okay. And if there's an afterlife then I'm gonna be happy and or maybe not so happy but I'll have other things on my mind that if there's not an afterlife then you know what. I really am not -- here.
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