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Fri, 28 Aug 2009|

This is the chumpline from Friday, August 28th, 2009.

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  1. Ted Kennedy4:34, 4:51
  2. Chappaquiddick1:33, 1:38
  3. Deval Patrick4:19
  4. Al Gore6:43
  5. hardwood flooring0:29, 9:53
  6. Barack Obama9:22
  7. private schools3:20
  8. Ed Klein1:00, 1:06
  9. bell ringer2:27

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You know get to ask what's the latest jokes are.

About implementing it would you killed an -- being no you don't get back.

That was a very very strange comment I wish Ed Klein admitted on my show we got to want a couple of weeks ago. Yet -- go Chris this is this is Ed Klein he's on one of those you know era America left wing shows. Yeah and he started talking about this and we'll hear what he says but. Beat the host he immediately tries to pull back from -- in the Lee I guess they went to a break. Like they realize that. This was not doing Ted Kennedy's memory any good to be mentioning best.

I don't trust you know this announcement at Kleinwort in his favorite topics of humor was indeed Chappaquiddick itself and he would ask people. Have you heard any new jokes about Chappaquiddick and mean and that is just the most amazing thing.

Amazing is one word appalling. Would be another one that would come immediately to my mind.

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I think he's an experienced. Salvation Army bell ringer I think I I usually see him on the TV newscasts of the day after Thanksgiving.

So now it's definitely -- about it separation of church and things. That the mayor -- include going over to Kate hello parents can clean it -- Players police fear here cool.

That's an excellent point C I've been concerned about the fact that he was a racing this graffiti which used to call art. End he's destroying art. On the church. But that -- she raises an excellent point I thought you know you're not supposed to use they say eight. Federal or state funds to provide any kind of materials. Whether it's a school bus or horse horse supplies school supplies form. Text books none of that stuff is supposed to be provided to parochial or private schools right with taxpayer money. In other cleaning up the church. And they're destroying got our act on the walls. -- and that's models word art -- mine.

So this city is accordingly our oracle offer of this church. Now become the separation of church and state I'm assuming that the committee Stanley thank they're not the city about them.

He had just like they've picked up the tab for all that stimulus money that error favorites. Shrines. -- tried in the it in the sense of the Kennedy family not in the sense of god.

Apparently isn't this good news there are gonna put my hand I didn't. Want -- that we know certain that it --

I mentioned this earlier this to me. This is a real breach of etiquette. Deval Patrick had a fund raiser scheduled for tonight on Martha's Vineyard. And he has to go up to Dorchester. To deliver the eulogy. For a one of the eulogies for Ted Kennedy. At that week I guess she called wake tonight so rather than postpone. Or cancel. The fund raiser they had it noon today. It the Ted Kennedy's body is lying and stated in these guys talk about how much they love Ted Kennedy and how much they respect them and he's their mentor. And there in their shaken people valve at the at the same time I guess one reason he can't. -- He can't postpone it is because guess where he's going to be next week. He's going to be the same place I was last month mass general hospital having the same procedure hip replacement -- church. I don't know white kid door fund raiser -- with -- morphine drip bag. -- and I felt better when I had that thing for a couple of days.

I covered today not who married 7 academy that I am here to tell -- and I believe. -- only he would want to. Also call for whatever I come -- with both come back off on vacation that you run --

They were one to come up with some money. For my -- Devolved.

Obama prepared squad all okay it is you're -- maybe we'll surely die. 100000. People. Maybe there's -- days solely through the close it this way it's gonna get very good -- Black colonel. Solution to load. Bruno Perreault who were wonderful. You know news gave more and more all.

Nice job with the lyrics to the actual delivery of -- left the bit to be desired but you know hate. This the songwriting that really counts.

Ali 43 degrees and called that the amount that morning. August 2843. Degrees -- to like -- and make sure they put so wherever else Bloomberg by the Al Gore's film don't.

The planet has a fever. Al Gore could not be reached for comment today by the way I'm sorry I think most people in Vermont are. That that governor Douglas's are running for another term that's that's a shape. It's he was the best hope to keep the seat Republican. Biggest -- is brand to be running now the lieutenant governor who sometimes visits -- show. Lieutenant governor -- you can come by the show when you don't even have to boring any maple served with him.

Like okay don't find quality. To a weekly drop jokes about the big deal would try to portray kind. But I ruled that. It's an awful about it get wobbly down for breakfast and we've got everybody and kills but the director and he's known for another week itself thank you.

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That's Mobil's Menino. Did the ring the bell 47 times yesterday as the hearse passed. Through docks where behind City Hall he was where he was ready. He was ready willing and well I don't know if he was able or not but your regular few times.

The Kennedy. It's gotta be good -- look. It ended within normal life.

There's one Kennedy brother left Chris Matthews said the other day on MSNBC. The one Kennedy brother remaining is that guy who sends it tingle up his leg every time he speaks Barack Obama.

Software didn't pay their -- no wonder there is what knock you down Gordon got my creditors -- for the C.

Okay. Boy that -- Jackson goes through that broke. And.

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