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Joe Biden And The Plumber
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Chump Line Tuesday May 22, 2012 - Affirmative Action Line
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Tue, 22 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a guy pretending to be a girl calling on the Howie Carr affirmative action phone line.
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Chump Line Monday May 21, 2012 - Crabs In Chicopee
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Mon, 21 May 2012
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Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
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Fri, 18 May 2012
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I have taken. These. The admonitions of -- many of my listeners to heart and we have not discussed the weak -- controversy. But I would just -- Like to say one thing about the -- references to we win yesterday. Can you imagine. What would have happened in the mainstream media if George Bush. Had ever seen. We -- it and ever said we weed out.
Thirty points that. And all of Washington showed off always it's over. And bringing him. Thanks in eighteen mansion. -- And then last year just about this time you'll recall that. The Republicans just nominated. They're vice presidential candidate and everybody roots the other media was obsessed with it and cable was twenty -- or yelling and -- selling -- lost his -- a little puff pieces. -- like you're getting. There's some though not all there's going into September. Where. Everybody in Washington gets all we we got.
I don't know waters. It's all we weed out and Baghdad Bob Gibbs. His Press Secretary and by the way rush -- that that nickname formats are great when Baghdad Bob said today he was referring to that wedding. But again I mean who could George Bush and got away was saying that absolutely not any more than. George Bush could have gotten away with -- wishing everybody a happy scene goes to -- for. -- remember that. From last may cinco -- when he meant to say Cinco De Mayo.
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Yeah home sales were way up last month that was the good news the bad news is or foreclosures.
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Deval I don't blame liberals and a loophole could open up the -- kids. I put them over the benefit Hannity and -- carried out.
I don't do do what Senator Kerry and Senator Kennedy have pools that -- what jury assessed spas. I don't remember a -- being on that thought decayed because he's right on the ocean so they just go unnoticed on the beach to get their own private -- just gorgeous set that model -- They might that I haven't seen but I don't remember on now and I and I and I've been I've walked by senator -- place on Hulbert avenue and it's it's a lovely a lovely location. Right around a quarter from the what is that the white elephant or whatever in whatever it has. And so I really can't scored the harrowing report -- but I'm talking about Nantucket too did you I don't I don't know again I will fight every get an invitation. I will check it out and report back.
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He was. He was for the current law before he was against that.
It's not like the -- the law that says. Can't run for president again -- I mean what fail. We change it which gave him back. We did they give all the that the way.
Mr. President the law you should worry about changing as the law that does says it's a crime -- commit perjury in a civil. Under under oath in a civil deposition. You also probably wanna think about changing the statute of limitations. Forget the forget the that whatever the amendment as the 21 amendment to the restriction to two terms.
Ali I got one word today. Rod Blagojevich.
I got two more words were in -- David Paterson. How that would work out with Caroline Kennedy in New York that was as good as -- all about Burris.
This paper boy complained about not being able to become a better. I don't think they're gonna go out it would be cute in Washington.
I didn't have a big should the time and for that matter I don't have a big show now. I would've been a great senator I just what I that -- the bell -- wrong. Let's say we're have to take a break early this -- got to go out and vote are around. Pour okay that I go up -- that be that the board would be there at Kennedy would Kennedy would be have a red. So I just hit the green but. That I come back and you wouldn't have cared little anyways you're voting on a come back -- read the lives plus for ducks back Siena.
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