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Chump Line Wednesday February 8, 2012 - Blackbird Fly
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Wed, 8 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of Paul McCartney's Blackbird only this version was dedicated to convicted former Massachusetts House Speaker Sal DiMasi.
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come here to be made sport of -- saying that you know Mitt Romney was our -- I've always loved the -- frontier. Thing. A mean thing with the -- delicate nearby plugs and attack me they -- committee that on -- now. I think here those departments. Use -- Mitt Romney word. -
Chump Line Tuesday February 7, 2012 - Sal Is Back And Theres' Going To Be Indictments
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Tue, 7 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of the song My Boyfriends Back. Our version dedicated to Sal DiMasi returning from prison to give Grand Jury testimony.
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elected officials and it's just really. A sleazy ways to conduct an election campaign . But. Now it's okay because he's gonna super. -
Chump Line Monday February 6, 2012 - Team Struggling
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Mon, 6 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of Joe Namath's infamous inebriated interview from the sidelines of a football game where he said he does not care about the team struggling. This version was for the Patriots apres Super Bowl.
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Only in Brazil who can't from a country Oprah phils had married Tom Brady's turn them into what -- now no longer King of the Hill. -
Chump Line Friday February 3, 2012 - Unemployment Rate
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Fri, 3 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snide remark that of course the caller believed that President Obama was a christian and that the unemployment rate was going down.
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At least honest John Kerry clearly huge issues parliament says that you went on to learn CPR. Thirty or pulmonary routed through circuitry.the he didn't like -- because Smith reminded of -- honest John Kerry . I said as I said it could -- if there. There's no such thing as an honest John Kerry if if these are if you wore on us he would not be John Kerry -- be somebody else. To be Jack care. For scary but he would not be John Kerry .
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Leo we all know what's planet Bonnie played in some states it's got low gravity go to walk around live in big shoe.
me and that one snuck through all things. -- was saying why did you why you cut these things out of a -- blind though it. Rush right out of the box today mentioned what planet he believes that the Barney Frank lives on and it's the one between Pluto and Upton. I'm not responsible for rush dice clay in however responsible for those or is this particular board and so those aren't going. How many were there that mention the planet between now Pluto and Neptune. Ono is junior saying for a fight a committee he heard. Mom before he got to them because he did the final on the someplace and they were out of about two dozen. Too doesn't it if I've got the location of the planet wrong I apologize to Saturn. If it's between Saturn and Neptune I had I can't remember I'm sorry. Why isn't there some controversy for you to whether Pluto is a planets -- there is not a planet but that's okay. But it's still a dog in the old Disney cartoons.
Do you now -- if you will President Obama that's good he came and had a meeting remained -- But I -- reflect that there is beta -- that that's that's. Yeah we talked about what that would be an end to build on the plane picked -- an old North Korea. How. A lot of deride him but you know you -- days at a -- you can actually -- There's they'd -- okay and could mail with a big guy except us.
Yeah -- look at that the path today I don't think the clarity Jim was gonna get what you are speculating in my column that's the best thing that that happened just watched that that eyesore that tenement that -- they have hurricane insurance. I think you gotta have hurricane insurance on their dodgers' sandy I think you go by these numbers you can't get a -- FEMA. What but that's Simon but that's something right I mean yeah I know it's gotten harder to get I and I know it's gotten harder to get the insurance they do because they're trying to discourage people from building in the path of hurricanes in this case together can be very convenient for the clarity family. They give a nice kiss in the mail.
I would head coach bill Barney Frank doesn't want to argue with the dining room table. Oh yeah that's pretty good you get good grades at the table would probably win the argument.
Don't you don't always remember that just doesn't just like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac last year were looking great going forward. Public option is looking great going forward.
Not only is in north wind between Neptune and Pluto Pluto is no longer a planet.
See I just I anticipated that I didn't know I don't listen to the jump wide before it's odd. Who don't know did it. This photo appealing this decision. I mean surely this will not stand that the kid this kids should take this to the appeals court like we're gonna take the a decision on the death tolls on the Mass Pike.
Hey -- why do you insist on calling it office. I mean it's ODUI. And no more than the world has ever heard anyone would you call it -- time.
So what is it CNB. -- OBG YM okay I'll try to -- out for it it it's tough enough to go to one without without you doing that's the name. Okay I'll try to remember that -- in the future. OB GY and.
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Jurors -- live last night about being -- He said -- cigarettes secrets I mean any secrets for 21 years. Okay we just hit this generational thing and junior really likes that guy who calls and does those yes which -- too. I didn't know when they come from so he doesn't think -- make sense. You don't know where they come from junior. -- Now. Okay well let's that that I can't explain it that way because they used to be on DirecTV the pay per views that you Johnny Carson. Johnny Carson the Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson before before it started Jay Leno. Dan that he would dress up as carnac the magnificent that -- of the gold turban that's right and he would. He would open the envelopes in many would like this guy this guy that's a great impersonation of him and he would reboot the things the freedom and then if you read the answers first -- right questions you've said. We'll give you a couple from the old days that I remembered junior why not. Man the answer is. Possessed you -- it's.
witness in the middle of zest you proved. Can't wait a second I got one more. He's not doesn't Kennedy. Eisenhower. And Johnson. -- two presidents in a floor wax.
Good -- here could be -- that bulk crypto in the world back. I don't wake up above point I don't do we -- we did some Home Depot.
admit I was really this time in prison in Florida relative. Workplace anchor on the market. -- certainly sounds like he did you.
it's never easy to be a presidential Press Secretary in which I don't think Bob Gibbs is having a very good time. That would be mighty might take on that I don't think I'm not sure Bob gives will be around that much longer.
You've got a fund and -- door then it comin' after your and then go Obama so sold. Find out that he gets through destroying perfectly good -- good go Obama go Obama. The spending freeze. We feel Monday's school bomb.
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Jeff how it really true that if I had your hip replaced that -- they have their become bogged. The but the big -- under your pillow.
I didn't come here to be made sport of what might. But you -- big shoe might alleged big shoe like deny. Well I bring. This column go into the grand jury without a lawyer testify about whether or not I don't have big show I'm so confident. So much like Barney Frank you're not answering the question so you're saying the -- affairs the he had Kerry did not bring you a big shift now no they have very good idiot even if they have very was gonna bring me a big issue I would need to put that. I would need to put the hip. Under the pillow. That would be much room for anything else under the pillow would -- had to put my old kept under there did you get to keep girls have now. Nobody get an X ray of my new hip. It's pretty pretty amazing to see to see that giant piece of metal that's now in my body.
We'll know it. Now that then you -- by an experienced this kind of -- President Obama. I'd like QB do these -- please keep my idea mrs. Huckabee would give schools we'll. I diapers or else.
That's like you keep myself out of the -- keep mrs. Reagan out you know like to help not really is gonna get thing kind national last week or so but he has and we had no control has we still have month. That's this video -- is that still up as a podcast. Cindy the other Reagan interview it's still there if you wanna go and listen to the Reagan interview while you can download it. How we cart dot com.
David may email me at that thought they do all this feel Danielle name and then admit that anticipated did get moved. They've made their fifth not a good does that negative residents who like well -- and he'll go before meek cube box that is.
I heard that though one of the people and our death -- and not that guy took a turn for the worse here today may have have may have a broken hip. So we could be doing another death -- soon. I know lot of he would like me if if somebody passed on -- in the 6 o'clock hour you're like me to go wanted today into the seven to eight hour to do want to. This is -- I think you're gonna have to take a break first of all and certainly I'm not in next week's you're gonna delay and at least until the first week in September to do -- ball. Well. That's did jay says. 211 weeks sold a lot when they run six months you don't do an extra one. Forget the so many other regular listeners like -- like TJ you know they really think they can't get enough for the death pool. You know what we punting it still trails in the same went over and over and over again. They are there are -- they are often very much alike you know it's gonna like listening to sports talk radio.
Well boy you know -- President Obama is picking on us because we're inundated this -- didn't. And -- and windy.
Hasn't -- merely enough attention in the mainstream media it's as a matter fact it's gotten zero attention in the mainstream media. Obama said in Portsmouth, New Hampshire last week that doctors are making 304050000. Dollars -- amputated legs. He should desk. And that's why they don't do preventative measures like with diabetes because they can make more though what -- dictating your -- Now it turns out the reality is you get between 700 and 1200 dollars dollars for. If dictating a limb in that also usually includes like. After after he amputation -- treatment and therapy. So these guys aren't they prince ever heard of the hippocratic oath when you first promised to do no harm meaning you know you don't amputate you can avoid it by any -- Eat you know less is -- that's the first ever heard of anybody I mean I've heard of people we are rare occasions. Implicating the law and limb by mistake. But I have never heard of some doctor being indicted or we're or worth or have his license suspended for. -- women and gross. He amputations of the war I needed I never heard and I'm happy I've never ever heard that I don't think he has either he was just making it up he was -- it.
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