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Chump Line 08/11/2009

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Tue, 11 Aug 2009|

The Chump Line for August 11, 2009.

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  1. Barack Obama7:30, 8:09
  2. White House12:18
  3. hardwood flooring13:15
  4. Easter Bunny4:42
  5. Irish immigrants7:56
  6. President Obama4:18
  7. legal immigrant7:39
  8. American citizen8:51, 9:00
  9. drawer0:52
  10. fine line11:29

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How about if you're opposed to paying -- Health care for illegal Irish immigrants very regal Russian immigrants. It is how does that make your racist.

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On behalf of all polar bears everywhere I'd like to thank you sir.

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High enough already with us okay.

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