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Chump Line Wednesday February 8, 2012 - Blackbird Fly
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Wed, 8 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of Paul McCartney's Blackbird only this version was dedicated to convicted former Massachusetts House Speaker Sal DiMasi.
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come here to be made sport of -- saying that you know Mitt Romney was our -- I've always loved the -- frontier. Thing. A mean thing with the -- delicate nearby plugs and attack me they -- committee that on -- now. I think here those departments. Use -- Mitt Romney word. -
Chump Line Tuesday February 7, 2012 - Sal Is Back And Theres' Going To Be Indictments
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Tue, 7 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of the song My Boyfriends Back. Our version dedicated to Sal DiMasi returning from prison to give Grand Jury testimony.
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elected officials and it's just really. A sleazy ways to conduct an election campaign . But. Now it's okay because he's gonna super. -
Chump Line Monday February 6, 2012 - Team Struggling
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Mon, 6 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of Joe Namath's infamous inebriated interview from the sidelines of a football game where he said he does not care about the team struggling. This version was for the Patriots apres Super Bowl.
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Only in Brazil who can't from a country Oprah phils had married Tom Brady's turn them into what -- now no longer King of the Hill. -
Chump Line Friday February 3, 2012 - Unemployment Rate
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Fri, 3 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snide remark that of course the caller believed that President Obama was a christian and that the unemployment rate was going down.
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At least honest John Kerry clearly huge issues parliament says that you went on to learn CPR. Thirty or pulmonary routed through circuitry.the he didn't like -- because Smith reminded of -- honest John Kerry . I said as I said it could -- if there. There's no such thing as an honest John Kerry if if these are if you wore on us he would not be John Kerry -- be somebody else. To be Jack care. For scary but he would not be John Kerry .
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Enough already with the big shoe jokes and they have to leave room for the black -- to. There is CNB you know I've secured the black so I've told you this before. IIIE. I continue -- is she doesn't allow some much Jeff I believe in the I got this scene Ender for the pugs toe -- it works so well on the -- toenails I decided to use it on my own. And it when you remove the nail off. No I just I saw it down like I saw it. Michelle is freaking out over here are in third to do there works perfectly usually shiny eat. Faith you know I saw they had in the one of the New York newspapers to -- I knew was stepping foot fungus. That the guy is this is this these are your -- I don't know what is I don't know how it works exactly I cut it I cut it out I have -- in my wallet for the next time I visit by a primary care physician for my annual check up. I'm gonna ask him if he thinks this is a good thing information. I you're just since the start of the finest hospitals -- worldwide ensure estimate there.
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But Joe Biden had no alcohol beer -- beer summit. They've been implicated cigarette afterwards --
Yeah JJ was making the same points up from Chelsea any truth to the -- that Joe Biden had his bureau last night with ice cubes distraught and one of those little umbrellas. Finally I did notice that sergeant Crowley was Jenkins -- balancing anybody else we're gonna. Well the only thing I'll give gates credit for is. Crowley had a blue moon Canadian owned. -- he had aids Bud Light. Belgian owned. Biden had a had Heineken beer beer which obviously is dot Joan. At least. Gates' I don't know what happened a red stripe I don't know what happened the backs but he end up having a CMA apps which is an American company congratulate go to them -- analogous but okay he'd begun American -- you've already got the Eliot. I'm mentally you know maybe I'm -- it's a mighty wind and here are people need to turn can you might try to do try to get some trade try to mention a new -- that might deliver like --
Again I'm not doing it to get the free beer I genuinely likes beer okay.
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Can you hear me -- good amid a kick the next guy who puts a message on the job -- about the big show.
about that big chill out.
Like many people I had relatives were least one relative who had a big show. Yeah but she had a cleft palate and defending his under the benign now defending your memory and Mary.
Now let -- take advantage of the -- the program I'm home without. That's actually kidneys program under Obama will help -- what it.
That that may that may be a wise decision.
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Well you're the guy from tape caught a 91 caddie. Do what they wouldn't give it they wouldn't accept the card -- traded and he just got 45 we just paid him 4500 dollars for that welfare catalog.
Twelve days or are they okay nobody could have a beer and nobody and boy did he really.
I'm surprised live shots and check out a way of being involved in that being easy is the junior senator from Massachusetts. Well again CNB if they it. If if they were really concerned about -- Massachusetts angles to this thing that would Madonna though a couple of weeks on on Martha's Vineyard. -- believe they could of they could they could -- out to the dike bridge and put up a nice table right on the bridge. And out of a -- really smart and invited wanna scare emotion that's how they would. Cindy c'mon it's not this your emotions -- let.
Let me let me let it being that it could mean.
He's like a guy with day and I animal house with the guitar the focus car. Going to -- John Kerry get together would be horrible enough. But did you see him. He's he leaves the room and he comes back with a guitar. Suicide is definitely an option at that point.
How we -- is closer to mean the government pays you 4500. -- year old.
But only if it were I wish. There would -- that word is who live shot would say.
Yes it too late to get Chris Dodd in the death sports.
Chris Dodd has been diagnosed with prostate cancer early stage he is he's gonna have an operation. Rush -- Russia thought was a very insensitive today when he said his will -- going to watch -- alerted the UK. To have his prostate cancer operation because we all know that. That doctors in the insurance companies are greedy here in the US as opposed to Canada the UK.
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Hulks there are -- and you were under 36 pages this is why the Dallas 36 pages trying to circumvent all these lovely little schemes that are. -- dreamed up and Machiavellian mind such as yourself.
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forget the beer was going to let -- clicker cars. What about all The Who what about all the quarries that are now full of water and full of cars that people. Seven were stolen in the they pushed him into the war let's drain the quarries. They get the cars out of it -- in writing down in the night I doubt them. They have to be on the road and they have to heavenly country then you just totally -- and it'd notify you could you might be able didn't you just say that -- you might be able to cash in a car that doesn't run. Why not.
No I didn't say that I said he they don't care if it's running I mean you're saying it's three miles per hour it depends on what. There assessment of what it should get on for you know efficiency. Because this bill was not supposed to -- this bill with a green -- you know how many cars earned some of those quarries. Yes but you can't change them and the what are you better show your pink slipped Phillies can't lock and -- car this that you don't have a pink slip or there's another new industry that's gonna spread.
I didn't at this Obama man he would give one amateur that and I felt bitter and a cigarette the -- guided the man I have a lot -- awful and I'm comin' imposed solution the homeland -- that.
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