Chump Line 07/15/09
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Chump Line Wednesday February 8, 2012 - Blackbird FlyOur favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of Paul McCartney's Blackbird only this version was dedicated to convicted former Massachusetts House Speaker Sal DiMasi.
come here to be made sport of -- saying that you know Mitt Romney was our -- I've always loved the -- frontier. Thing. A mean thing with the -- delicate nearby plugs and attack me they -- committee that on -- now. I think here those departments. Use -- Mitt Romney word. -
Chump Line Tuesday February 7, 2012 - Sal Is Back And Theres' Going To Be Indictments
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of the song My Boyfriends Back. Our version dedicated to Sal DiMasi returning from prison to give Grand Jury testimony.
elected officials and it's just really. A sleazy ways to conduct an election campaign . But. Now it's okay because he's gonna super. -
Chump Line Monday February 6, 2012 - Team Struggling
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of Joe Namath's infamous inebriated interview from the sidelines of a football game where he said he does not care about the team struggling. This version was for the Patriots apres Super Bowl.
Only in Brazil who can't from a country Oprah phils had married Tom Brady's turn them into what -- now no longer King of the Hill. -
Chump Line Friday February 3, 2012 - Unemployment Rate
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snide remark that of course the caller believed that President Obama was a christian and that the unemployment rate was going down.
At least honest John Kerry clearly huge issues parliament says that you went on to learn CPR. Thirty or pulmonary routed through circuitry.the he didn't like -- because Smith reminded of -- honest John Kerry . I said as I said it could -- if there. There's no such thing as an honest John Kerry if if these are if you wore on us he would not be John Kerry -- be somebody else. To be Jack care. For scary but he would not be John Kerry .
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There's exactly where they're gonna moan don't think the play has not been by now the good book every candidate green okay.
Yeah where is the drive through for the for the lunar module food good question.
I don't go to moon bats but a couple of weeks ago NASA launched a mapping and satellite. It's got thin now it over the course of the next few years so it's gonna take I live pictures of the whole purpose. Including tranquility Bay's fifth -- Oh by the way the Russian confirmed all of the Apollo elementary.
well they were probably in -- from the beginning right yeah.
I don't know the Russians have kept. Blowing themselves up trying to get a moon shot going sour note it's because they couldn't make it -- Burbank.
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that -- Buzz Aldrin and yes but I have walked on the source of the board and -- get try to tell the difference I will knock. You out.
I don't I don't wanna tell our. Yeah I don't we don't -- argues with -- Buzz -- you will wind up in Burbank if that happens you know the buzz tried to get Neil Armstrong to get out of the capsule site can. Is that right. I on you know I don't have the NASA channel sandy I didn't birdie you've seen certain. Okay.
He just wrote a book as a matter of fact I have a ready if I'm looking forward to it.
Was it featured on the message of course it still has not had not yet. So much other things to look at the bulk channel all about the astronaut who wrote the book.
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I'm telling yeah I'm sure -- the only thing we control in the world the supply of small little clown cars and read pheasants.
Just ask soon you know and how we show. Who's in the afternoon. OK go. He's not and that's used to live and probably cream and when the -- Moved back let's call it doesn't trees. Meanness.
I've been looking for a new ringtone for my cell phone and my goodness I just -- It is do you need the MPT we're happy to military you betcha I also need somebody who can turn it into something there were some iPhone codes. I don't watch the NASA channel and I'm pretty Mitchell.
So let's -- does that Obama. Doesn't have their birth certificate in these. Thrown out of the presidency. Do we get -- do over.
You know sadly you wouldn't get a do over you just get Joe Biden and at that point you be thinking -- you know maybe bold wasn't that bad after all does not make you kind of wanted to drop -- birth certificate thing I mean I'm serious. Absolutely.
For our bases can pass that does he's he's you would have regular -- communities colts didn't seem un -- the world.
Again that's the reason that told -- told us the teleprompter the United States and the vice teleprompter the United States not allowed to travel together.
What was the warm words of most Americans was taken when Obama threw out the first pitch to see All-Star game. Girlie man down.
Do you know why don't care which side of the island you do have to concede that George W. Bush threw a much better pitch than Barack Obama -- no question -- In the -- have to basically diving get it before it hit the third details -- details.
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Popped it you absolutely could see Chuck Schumer where the ball on the top of his head in day and mold growing around with the apparent garden shears trimming.
Mr. cat. Yours mark in this particular this -- me -- goal by the way models. Is an idiot. I know those have been calls in -- it many. Global climate change theory.
I love the fact that we started with global cooling we went to global warming went back to global cooling and now will cover all bases it is climate change which means just pay up you dummy.
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