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Mon, 29 Jun 2009|

The Chump Line for Monday June 29, 2009.

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  1. World Series5:02
  2. Coney Island1:23
  3. hardwood flooring7:16
  4. Bernie Madoff0:11
  5. heart disease1:56, 2:00
  6. stock market0:22, 0:25
  7. pitchman3:59
  8. voicemail message6:52

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I would say the boys -- all -- you're doing tomorrow Bernie Madoff did make me wonder how much did you lose.

Not thanks. Not a damn -- I don't doesn't have the stomach for the stock market. I used to have the stomach for the stock market really unfortunately my mutual funds did not come through with six to 10% a month every every month.

Ali there was -- that we do to have made up pushed through direct -- A loaded local mixed them very well -- sophisticated. Investors. A complete they have an urban rural -- sophisticated. Investor. Excuse me I have to go drive my crocodile tears.

Less so for the idea that I would have expect this kind of mean spirited just because people are wealthy now they deserve to be an absolute poverty.

How would I just hope that TV stations everywhere. -- so little respect the memory -- may. And stop on his permanently --

Because she used to work the stage -- circuit -- the idea again I didn't know anything about this guy's going die he started on Coney Island. And he if he hit his head -- was only he was only US air flight coming back to Tampa. And the tires blew out on the landing of us a couple of people that's their head slammed the passengers -- head slammed against the ceiling and he was one of the ones of course. They recognize. I wouldn't -- the other -- DO TV reporters recognized them and they interviewed him and he -- all EMI had heard a little bit but I I have a hard head.

he didn't die from now I know I know seemed to surprise from serious heart disease. I'm sure -- it being a cool plane crashed and that -- the heart disease -- a plane crash a tire blew on the plane cheeky it's. -- more than that CNB amused if you have a -- if you have TV -- meeting you can we you know when you -- we're TV crews are -- there they -- oh my god let's -- the please Garrett and the situation there where there there ran into him in the luggage area moose in the since I actually know who Billy Mays is I guess I may have actually am more a feeling for this and you know nobody read the story I read the story -- the the city was involved in this plane crash and was an -- fresh.

She slept well let's put a fresh I'm mainly inning and it blew the tire is an edit and few people how -- called car crash planes fine they just Garza took off again and crashed crashed.

Walsh also he has good is blue ring true. Oh we think. It is okay he's heard good. It's. That they were. Films times. When no -- and movie you know take two instead of Juan.

We got a letter on Saturday I have to I have to call of Mass. General to have to schedule my rehabilitation. Points. Do I want to do want to go home we're going want to go into a rehab center. I think I want to go home. I don't know they have a dvd players to rehab can you bring your -- to black case. You may have wanted to I have a dvd player at home -- and I don't need to go into the visit I don't the I don't lead to food will be great at home I think you'll be worse at the rehab center might be more peace and quiet -- have announced. Know everybody's gone now except for Charlotte. --

Do bed smiling Bob and a sham wow guy or got that playing did acknowledge that day that it's men this.

Four. Chiefs -- Islamabad and a Schimago IR by well I know they're pitchman and there are there more infomercial people I didn't know guys watch so much infomercial Steve --

Well some of these Jennifer Marshall -- commercials six commercials. I mean you didn't do just infomercials and some commercials are really funny like the smiling Bob one which is why.

Most people except for you know -- there.

Or world -- your remote -- world Sunoco and abroad who's sort of have pearl or maybe old toys may be surprised but both -- you loaded and -- what Detroit. Applause there's news I don't know like -- old -- confidence.

Although it was a very good he'd be about ten minutes the come up with a tubular we mentioned little less than an hour ago.

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Don't forget he was looking forward to the cubbies Red Sox play -- But the World Series the playoffs.

You're good old friend gold. Fairly close to conclude -- hello this remote school groups -- that they were losing both do game.

Touch everyone but the third rail. -- how some guy in I don't understand these these this woman met Debbie -- 11 newspaper quotes her saying she wants custody of the kids. Then another newspaper quotes her saying she wants nothing to do. With the two kids I think I think this -- negotiable.

The point here. Well and then she also said you know Michael a better parents and I. Fade to she's older children to Michael so Michael and now she's so that he wasn't a father after all signing that someone's a psychopath.

How we -- just out for a box that's --

Yep but -- she's she's not trading and you know be John these are children you know screwed for the lives of children like that.

I was shocked to learn that there were Michael Jackson's kids.

How we still remains the cultural icon do you attack him like this is really -- the need. Also Billy -- had multiple hip surgery and I would think that you old people what we can't put stick together.

Media what do place set about a Molly says there's an ever heard of the guy give -- watch infomercials. Tonight dishing out offended -- being called an old person. I don't believe what he said I don't believe we had we chips. They just happen to have osteoporosis. And -- the registry of motor vehicles would give me my untraceable license plates like a party where one be satisfied. -- My shortcomings and life. Absolutely payoff line that it may -- like special treatment you opt. Okay that's it for the -- today that -- is the recorded voicemail message service about how we are sure you can call and leave a message in any hour of the day or night including weekends and jump when number if you like to leave such a messages. 6177793469. We may -- may not play your message at this time each weekday. Today's jump -- was brought to you by lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices. On hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor need to log on to lumber liquidators dot com.

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