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Tue, 27 Feb 2007|

This is the Howie Carr Chump Line- the part of the show where YOU get to take over the microphone. The Chump Line is played at the 5 o'clock hour each day. You can take a shot at the Chump Line by calling 617 779 3469 and we may or may not put you on air.

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Solve the climate crisis. Which do a movie about the the fact that his -- Tennessee bees living in their outhouse.

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Why I think about it. We're talking about these. The kite festival in Pakistan over the weekend 11 dead hundreds wounded hundreds more rested -- What are the weapons of mass mayhem what's the sharpened kite strings that's -- How exactly do you get the broken glass on that means. You've got to suffer you don't wear gloves when you do that through its ground glass -- know let's say in the but I still I wouldn't want to be heard I would want to be wearing gloves.

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We're out there today that's one of the first things you learned snowmobiles a -- Always goes down with his snowmobile. Jumbo jet boat -- that's not what we don't vote there's 12 hours in the air.

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Now tomorrow. What he's referring to those tendencies small item in the early yesterday. It's one of those news items you think it could get lost in the rush when it involves a penchant for Tom Finneran everybody in the world that fact Cia. What is this all about well ultimately wanted to about mister president Euro your successor as the ham fisted dictator beacon hill Tommy taxes Finneran AK -- Finneran. Lost his pension after he was convicted of felony recently. And that now he's decided to appeal a loss of his 30000 dollar a year kids in the mail if he's going to go and try to get it back. He's going to argue that just because he committed a felony while it was the speaker of the house when he he lied under oath. About it legislative redistricting plan that. That really has nothing to do with his larger job of handling state legislative redistricting so why should you loses venture

awards last night more than funny at all.

Miles has a that line here in his. -- opened tuxedo and white shoes made it look like an awkward 15 year old boy at a 60s high school prom. Did Melissa etheridge have to look like a high roller craps table in Vegas. There was a better line actually in the movie best shows that yes -- what she looks like it actually is an well. I've never seen a cocktail waitress on an oil correct. Imagine --

You wonder why did they movie opening that things. Take the 20 upgrade its growth will be -- and tell me what -- any order anything other than compost.

Well I'm guessing the ones they nominated that didn't make the top 20 have have equal cinematic value to the to the ones you just nominated for the compost.

Ought to prosecute like the others I think Friday he said you're not going to watch the doctors say people states. And now I get here you stood up all night with -- but watch the Oscars where I guess -- do you have allies the other.

It's not said you -- quoting me. My oldest daughter was downstairs light on the couch watching that thing I was in my office which is also bound stairs and I had the door closed. I was looking at the gross pictures that we but it. And try to figure out which ones are going to get into the heralded which ones are going to have to go onto the Internet. They're very graphic scenes of blood death and mayhem well. Involving involving mr. -- the and I would have no recollection I would come out every once in awhile and I would lock and I said I spent about three or four minutes total watching the Oscars.

These -- people who -- take a this Ted Kennedy delivered.

His father was a Nazi sympathizer did you know that there's going to be a big story next week and the Associated Press is going to move for an every newspaper in America is going to run that story

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I think about it. I don't think -- will not be back would be my guess

take Tim Layden. Yes that is -- can plumes.

At it all the other things that morning about this now. We believe he does that was we think nation by the way -- again in case you -- that -- over weekend. He had the state police -- that -- that the bill now -- easy for him as the ground and not only had. His wife down there he also had the wife's social secretary. The dreaded EV gore 72000 dollar a year from Wellesley Massachusetts. You that we. He also state troopers is chief whose whose Deputy Chief of supports it. Magic cost of park the -- that bill. -- the bow Washington was the the national governors' conference that it was his first -- that are at the White House and you know be awarded over that kind of stuff by industry and why the need to take everybody else.

An Oscar for best picture -- proves that the parties could.

You bet I don't get a direct piece of the action just some just some -- here there but it's enough for me and and.

That was your last job -- message thank you for calling have a -- you