Chump Line 5-21-09
Thu, 21 May 2009|
The Chump Line for Thursday, May 21st, 2009.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
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Who cares -- by the way I forgot to mention speaking of graft we're broadcasting from the new balanced world headquarters building. Getting -- the new pair issues -- life. Yeah that's. Yeah I know I know my AF feeder a little off since I had this -- problem but they'll eleven and a half. Half left eleven Amare were like okay thank you. Blake is not black case. There's -- they would -- you can you can you can't do what old. I can spell it that's what I need to do woman newspaper guy PL a CAT and that's -- by the way it's a learning every year also radioed -- I guess I do to print out I never heightened -- I never used the word anyway -- was -- using it today all I was -- -- I was quoting Karl Rove. I definitely don't want the terrorists tried to -- BOJ Simpson or even -- Robert Blake. -- Yeah there's there's a lot of juries you know -- tried by. It's it's a real crapshoot used to just be a crapshoot in the cities now it's a crapshoot anywhere have a jury. There could be that could all you need is one moon -- Oh my god how we -- -- -- because the renewal and the rest of combat rightly didn't really think. I beat you when you're empire state. Was it it was this it was one of these guys EAC in the year we're both of -- day. No that guy who won is that 23 year old married student okay big guy who. He didn't when is without comment to a sexual. So he's the rich guy that wears eyeliner blackmail polished. That he's not a straight guys what you telling me he's now -- say Iraq is a straight guy you think Gene Simmons is a straight guy he wears eyeliner. Lee I amnesty and Gene Simmons -- was only and as for the money well I do believe that Adams and it for the money to. -- and they're six. Why didn't they get satisfied about it and maybe maybe drink. And there was nothing about that because all people love it opens its. Yeah by the way there's a new book out the President Obama is so distracted by his vice presidency in disciplined. In discipline is not a word. That he has been forced to rebuke privately vice president Joe Biden according to a new book by Newsweek journalist Richard Wolfe who interviewed Obama a dozen times. He can't keep his mouth shut wolf quotes a senior Obama eighty that they put in quotation marks obviously it's Obama. He can't keep his mouth shut set Obama. But. Who knows if he didn't know this I mean I know I was going in the Senate for four years but you think she would've figured this out about four weeks. Yeah I was fighting has had more opportunity in front of the press for the past six months and hadn't and all the trying in the Senate basically. I don't know last Maureen Dowd you know she had a good news she had a good run with that plagiarism story can end you know it was it was well loan that he had done how many years ago it was twenty years ago they doubt I remember very well. Well knew nobody is a Syracuse problem writes his -- search yours and I'll golden camera one hand over twenty year career because he wasn't a from the national press that much. Now he yes. I knew we -- -- I -- most people know it was adults have to. Hey how it's 92 degrees today we think it's kind down here commission over there about Matt umpires. Always -- lineup that's not always. It's beautiful it's about time we got some global warming thank you Al Gore tape that you polar bears. For all very good mood very well it says well I'm really bad at all. Yes see dead he's on a torrent what. Four and a half homer pace for the rest of the season. The problem with a Vice President Cheney is -- not realize. That's five out of everything American. Food did not die in the terrorist attacks. In the last seven years bill voted for Barack Obama bet that executives. Then I'm making Americans like they used them. For whatever reasons. Yeah I voted for Dick Cheney on the how we've all over but only because I want to be cool. Lynn -- -- you always. That's me. Cool and tough. Pay no attention to that -- Well why don't let -- January I think all of this well that's. And it's there than yesterday so that's been that this problem and the federal as untruthful. That a lot of noise did it all -- -- so close it. And the -- as. It guy you know what I know that you mention and I moving don't want any of them being set and Evans. You know that the free if they have medical problems -- FE MC federal Medical Center. Yes send them -- if if Durbin wants some he can have -- How are born yet here I come back to do I well I come from. I don't think California's rallied picked to move right now well at least the voters in California. Our alert enough to have flooded the totally disregarded. The -- one onslaught. Of ads paid for by the pinky ring public sector unions and they voted down all those tax and spend measures by margins of about 21. As opposed the myth which here in this state which who had an opportunity. Last November to do away with the income tax and they voted seventy to thirty to keep the income tax. Don't blame me I'm one of the 900000. In -- 30%. How how -- she even junior was able to figure out that a no vote was the only way to go. 2000002. Million poll asked I looked it up today for my call tomorrow -- -- 1063000. Nit wits in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts voted. Against abolishing the state income tax what do you mean even junior. You know what I mean. That was your last jump blank message thank you for calling out because few -- though. That's after the jump like today that -- line is the recorded voicemail message service allowing car sure you can call leave a message in any hour of the day and night including weekends to jump when number. 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