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That's too late for that now besides the statue of limitations has expired on that. So just to make sure all on the same page on this that -- in state -- but none -- for anybody -- There was a terrible things in the -- you know lumps I'm really sorry I didn't. Okay with us feel better about a sense gas. A you know I'm I'm and I just wanted to go to brown CNB but there was no money you know one guy was a news illegal alien I didn't have the money would go to brown so I had the fake. -- and in North Carolina. There universities appear -- which -- the actual state of residence that University of Massachusetts. Way back when you're applying to college yes yes provided I prefer to go to a warmer climes. With a better basketball thing.

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So how did Reese Hopkins and you know on all well all the motels in in in all of these tent cities and towns of Boston. Reese Hopkins somehow found this bucket of blood. In Braintree.

Like kind I guess I don't know I mean you didn't have any money was -- paid very much so -- victorious ago.

Because what's there -- He could make room with a pine street editor somewhere where are you a little more -- says she was trying to keep a low profile oddly enough for a guy going to be talk show us.

Keeping a low profile that's when he would decided not to keep a low profile anymore and got himself on CNN and he finally gets -- so you mean oh you mean the old globe well people usually have fugitive warrants out for -- does.

Behooves them to. Have a low profile but on the -- sounds like the cops are in this this motel and.

Police to a three time and let towels and let them. The last few times we've gone to Mattel's lawyers for our car or not motels hotels for remote sits up. They've asked to -- license so I I this is the other -- to you about fake license because he was using a fake name here because he got to show a license. To check and in my top.

I don't know the answer I don't I don't know what motel six policy is. Don't rely -- you know entry specifically.

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Yes I -- I did yes I read what makes what makes you think I'm getting any draft out of us. Just because those new shoes everywhere and there's a will there's a way -- at this -- to be had I've no doubt in my mind -- you with a guy I have accumulated boy got some nice new new balance sneakers so tell you from the new balance factory store their beautiful. And a month how about how about thirteen as new look pink jacket which is already been stolen by Charlotte.

Thank you Jennifer chants get it back for -- essential that thicker than Charlotte.

Yes. A bit -- move fast focus on -- going to be bigger than churlish for long.

Biden or below please what a lot of people question -- wherever please let you know we know why Helen Thomas.

That's why -- decided they might be good poll question I thought wouldn't force people to think but apparently they all thought the same way I did it didn't take him very long to make up their minds.

Graduations Maureen Dowd who now -- what you call vote Jason Blair. Mike Barnicle is an -- scout master -- Joe Biden at the.

Simmering down here it. Caught plagiarizing. By the way Howard Kurtz today in the Washington Post says Maureen Dowd is no Jason -- issue Patricia Smith. Or how about a -- Michael Bailey.

What kind of apparently -- Kyle that would leave the feeling that it's. Always. Good news because it -- they Rhode Kennedy.

Yeah and those guys were like you there were charged with impersonating a US senator on top -- everything else.

Motivated. Nobody showed. Joe Biden nor the red button that --

What adultery is he really as adults at the other the other the only person he could be in a poll like that we go are running now it's. Nancy Pelosi I think they have to do would be closer with Harry Reid.

And I thought we would stay with goat thing -- could even hear the wind blew what many find big balls. That's -- going to put a propeller hat on. And -- US bold and speak I push the buttons.

Kind of disappointed that -- secure undisclosed location is right down in the basement you know I mean I thought it -- you know regular mountain which is near Frederick Maryland but on a plane crashed on the mountain and we all knew where -- they never replaced it and now they're mostly -- you know sixties movies you know like Dr. Strangelove -- that the web pictured -- now it's. Now the of the mystery is gone. He stood up the situation and a lighthouse so that's pretty much Dr. Strangelove.

Bennett he's our very -- dominated most sink into an idea about it.

No wonder the mayor of Newton isn't seeking reelection you know I know he had he had other problems with the high school all that stuff but I mean how satisfied can be. Electorate of new movie knowing that their kids are being force Fed veggie burgers at -- local public schools.

How we you can rest TV tonight I have it on good authority that if anything untoward has happened to President Obama it's -- it has spending orders issued mode.

Cut back cut that out CNV you know don't don't let that one go throw. A joke gets a lot of people in the troubles like get me into trouble. Go ahead.

When these games of the companies. I was silent and when they came -- dealership. Site there's not things. And now that it's time to crash through the ramp. And take back our country. And drove it in -- show us real.

Agassi and have a big announcement Washington tomorrow governor -- homeless flying in from Detroit. I assume what a commercial airliner. Yeah and they're going to announce their new green car plan that's going to rescue the Big Three released the -- bankrupt -- I can hardly wait I'm really looking forward to getting a putt putt machine -- Is that a golf -- and just like never remember to plug it and yeah well. I don't know I you know what if you -- meat choice between my US UV in the gulf cart. -- gonna pick the golf cart are -- to pick us SUV every there awake excuse me.

I was fast forward one month from now that if on the local Ford dealership. Lately.

There's this stuff on the blogs today. The newspaper industry blogs saying it's gonna hurt it's gonna -- newspapers even more with these dealers going under because you know we a lot of ads especially in the back the sports section. -- car dealers. But you know what's gonna hurt even more than the newspapers and her local TV it's gonna crush local TV and further and they were won awards local TV wasn't. Some of those channels were down almost as much of a global last year.

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