The Chump Line 4_16_09
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Chump Line Wednesday February 8, 2012 - Blackbird Fly
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Wed, 8 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of Paul McCartney's Blackbird only this version was dedicated to convicted former Massachusetts House Speaker Sal DiMasi.
mitt romney found at 2:36
come here to be made sport of -- saying that you know Mitt Romney was our -- I've always loved the -- frontier. Thing. A mean thing with the -- delicate nearby plugs and attack me they -- committee that on -- now. I think here those departments. Use -- Mitt Romney word. -
Chump Line Tuesday February 7, 2012 - Sal Is Back And Theres' Going To Be Indictments
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Tue, 7 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of the song My Boyfriends Back. Our version dedicated to Sal DiMasi returning from prison to give Grand Jury testimony.
election campaign found at 7:41
elected officials and it's just really. A sleazy ways to conduct an election campaign . But. Now it's okay because he's gonna super. -
Chump Line Monday February 6, 2012 - Team Struggling
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Mon, 6 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of Joe Namath's infamous inebriated interview from the sidelines of a football game where he said he does not care about the team struggling. This version was for the Patriots apres Super Bowl.
tom brady's found at 0:12
Only in Brazil who can't from a country Oprah phils had married Tom Brady's turn them into what -- now no longer King of the Hill. -
Chump Line Friday February 3, 2012 - Unemployment Rate
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Fri, 3 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snide remark that of course the caller believed that President Obama was a christian and that the unemployment rate was going down.
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At least honest John Kerry clearly huge issues parliament says that you went on to learn CPR. Thirty or pulmonary routed through circuitry.the he didn't like -- because Smith reminded of -- honest John Kerry . I said as I said it could -- if there. There's no such thing as an honest John Kerry if if these are if you wore on us he would not be John Kerry -- be somebody else. To be Jack care. For scary but he would not be John Kerry .
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But the legions. I don't know what they call the VFW what they call the American legion I hate group because they want to enforce the immigration laws.
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Very good. It's simply tonight all looked all what channel 25 is showing on the newscast is backups of traffic. These -- really screwed this is worse this this turnpike fiasco on Easter Sunday. This is even worse than the Marian Walsh disaster.
Now I can't get this big computer -- that this administration and the Democrats they're trying to do inside armed and directed. So they can declare martial law shut down talk radio and establish one party -- that work. Falwell and the Soviet Union.
And I don't think it's quite that bad I hope it's not that bad. You don't have the thing about shut down talk talk radio is he really can't shut down talk radio anymore because you would just. Migrate onto the Internet right. And so. There's going to be. Conservative talk radio one way or the other and if if they ever tried to force the Fairness Doctrine or the localism. Doctrine that which is now being suggested as a as a way of getting around the beginning of the Fairness Doctrine. Having local talk show hosts. I think he'd just hasten the arrival of Wi-Fi radio in automobiles. And it's coming soon enough as it is finishes then that will just hasten the demise. Of terrestrial radio broadcasting in general which is also coming.
Now I'm a bit from the pays taxes I don't know radical right and they get a bunch of Bobble headed coed group is the formula I with the election.
Only if you grow a beard and get a tweed coat that has patches on the elbows.
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It's a slippery slope you know appreciate you you like adult beverages and pretty soon you know you're talking about the government. Needing to enforce the immigration laws and by the way speaking of adult beverages did you -- have you seen the story. Out of Oregon. Is -- in The Wall Street Journal.
In Oregon it's gonna cost you even more to drown your attacks are rose. The states Paul's plan to raise taxes by 1900%. On beer. -- increase the state tax on -- beer in Oregon from 260 a barrel to 5221. And this is in the state that has the second largest microbrewery. Industry in the United States they have 96 breweries mainly little tiny breweries. That contributes 5000 jobs in two point 25 billion to the state GDP from. And they're saying now that this is gonna destroy the Michael roaring at one of the few growing industries. In in the state Oregon. Organ to attack an act punitive taxes on its homegrown beer industry makes about as much senses Idaho slapping an excise tax on potatoes or for New York to -- stock trading. Even without the tax increase taxes are already the single most expensive ingredient in a glass of beer according to the Oregon borrowers Yelp. Half of these taxes which are going to raise the price of a -- by about 25 to a buck fifty will be paid by -- only ends with an income below 45000. A year. Voters might want to remember this the next time Democrats in Salem professed to be the party of Joe six.
Still I'll get his art com reporting. -- Timothy McVeigh was an army. Therefore -- when it -- it will come from the military but our men and it did not come up their words Obama's.
I shouldn't. Highlighted last night when I was reading the right wing report how many times they mentioned Timothy McVeigh -- mentioned at least once a page. They just keep coming back storm over and over and over again and on the left wing report as it is our caller mentioned in the last hour. There is no mention whatsoever for not wants of the unabomber.
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Old they say that is the leave a copy mighty fine so when you get through this judge is about to lose your mind. My gravy right when -- go nuts. Game I wanna go but can it won't let me go came I wanna go whole.
But not nice job.

