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the first time and my adult life time. I'm proud to be a Somali pirates.

The first time in my adult. Lifetime I'm really proud of my country.

I think that is the child's -- message of the week.

I always have in the same -- her life so it is always end quote so. They can't do what they can't be used like some of you know.

I and I keep -- can we be more faxes and emails from people -- saying that. They have these this very sophisticated. Weapons. On on board even. Smaller ships like the destroyer. In the once. Captain Phillips was overboard that they should have been able to take this and this. Pirate -- out.

Say you're sounding I agree with -- officer Mike you're sounding more and more like just people who think that an opposition of the should think gun out of a felon standard not injure him.

He was in the water. You know -- them. How long did it how long did it Cologne does it take to fire some kind of you know super high tech. But. Device weapon -- that a crummy lifeboat.

It's not like they're right next door there are always so there are poor little weighs 250. Yards CNB.

Okay that's over two football field -- I know wish 200 debts to would have to be exact but again it. Jack Coughlin sniper told us he is hit people and a thousand yard and he is a specialist sniper do you think many navy ships go on around -- new -- big wide ocean have snipers on board -- wouldn't we're talking now about snipers were talking about firing weapons at those lifeboats I don't know I don't know the answer I am feeling low. That there are under orders not to do anything. Because they don't want to hurt the poor pirates.

I think that it would float the boat Cadillac is a couple of the captain of the water if they tried to do something like that.

you realize what a particularly hard look at most word that the New York State comes to dealing with Boston Globe. Keep up the good work -- what.

I had fun writing that column I'm gonna have fun reading the next one too I've already started gathering together documents that -- will probably wrong Wednesday.

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Summation it's giving it's easy to keep them all these balls in the air a busy year you know. The empire of hate. It's a it's a dirty job but somebody has to run it.

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You were really gay penguins. Then they that you the gaping wounds in them the zoo in Berlin. First it what is the problem and Central Europe by the way -- I don't think -- the polish -- would pose an is that far from Berlin. So they had the people who think gay penguins in Berlin. And that too good to. Good to husband and husband. They got us they got a smooth stone and -- Iraq they made it into that did to their -- and they would sit on the eggs together. It was so sad zoo keepers of this zoo keepers were discussed that with the whole mess we're discussing they eventually gave them a check that have been abandoned curious as what they had initially there were gonna they were going to break a mop and throw away the rock and then all the gay protesters came remember that. Germany's know what it used to be as if -- though that the Germans just docile we allowed themselves to be taken by the by the Somali pirates. That's the ship that says steaming now towards the light bulb the pirates. Occupied cargo ships from Germany. -- give us your new title again. Okay now about how way it did Borough of the they are all hate me. -- like that that's what -- you know what's. I don't the beginning though let's take a couple of seconds off the beginning I like this immediate thunder clap as soon as I say hate I want the underclass.

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It's too bad Howard Cosell isn't with us like an invite him to the rematch of -- tavern on May ninth.

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I didn't come here to be made sport of power especially on Good Friday. Yeah.

Although the good old days or leave the folks there -- important negotiate with them if we haven't met with an escalation. Important people those criminals simply feel that's very -- So mall.

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