The Chump Line 3-30-09
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Chump Line Tuesday May 22, 2012 - Affirmative Action Line
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Tue, 22 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a guy pretending to be a girl calling on the Howie Carr affirmative action phone line.
ben affleck and matt damon found at 1:52
La La land with a beautiful people. She wasn't just with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon just wells was there Van Jones. -- Jones was tweeting about how he was speech about how. Liz Warren is the favorite -
Chump Line Monday May 21, 2012 - Crabs In Chicopee
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Mon, 21 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to Elizabeth Warren saying that western Massachusetts had a coast and lying about being an american indian - the caller was going to Chicopee to pick up fresh crabs.
john edwards found at 5:10
All we know that was that was John Edwards . Went NC state. Look what happened to. -
Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
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Fri, 18 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line posited that Elizabeth Warren's Indian name was Sitting Duck.
high school found at 1:38
at a it looked like great lawn was -- talking about it high school pot smoking. -
Chump Line Thursday May 17, 2012 - On The Grassy Knoll
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Thu, 17 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a riff on the JFK grassy knoll theory - this one is a second document on the grassy knoll proving her non-existent cherokee heritage.
howard dean found at 0:36, 5:12
or was that Cindy was that the Howard Dean it was that's where this idea. I I don't know I did -- could very well be. Talked about this there you know there's another mystery we still haven't gotten mole hole but Emery cell phone records I wanna know war I wanna know who it was talking to was he talking in the Barack Obama about -- where it was born.I'll bet it was. Steve from Montreal and Howard Dean in the -- up there.
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Still come on down the Barry -- Chevrolet here at 1600 Pennsylvania have dropped bailout special.
Bear Rio's that's pretty good for.
They gap you know I don't plan on going to analog feed its people on both sides. Some of the cool right out got myself -- Go out the crowd on any big deal first day and that. NFL -- the delegate pick up.
The what. Don't forget to get the emissions -- you know we got. Hurt the ozone layer.
I guess they're very very good place -- going to be guaranteed. My perfectly here you and I'm old enough probably God's. News group that's done right you.
Now we know there heading down the needs testing road. For Social Security I guess they'll probably be eventually means testing. Four for whether -- you get an oil change under the warranty.
Obama wanted to cry when America would be out the most reliable for the real world and we're going to -- the warranty. -- go to another trillion.
The trillion here trillion there pretty soon you're talking about real money. The paraphrase the deal late Everett Dirksen senator from Illinois.
very who have say where's your -- little movie.
Pundit after. -- it can do is pop is the name Pontiac -- remained I mean -- this sort of taking advantage of a and it. Distinguished native American warrior right I never noticed any group screaming about the Pontiac by the way this came about another Washington Redskins. No I never heard anybody screaming about cardiac either. It could just be that that's that's the fact that they don't teach American history and high school anymore so no one even those who Pontiac gets. The guy with a weird haircut.
Well the government's takeover help here -- to get my oil changed and it kept up their locations.
The possibilities obviously here are endless.
I think it. I don't know that we can't figure Netflix you know prevented North Carolina in the public. I'm going pretty good next week that we're not all of go to hell.
I like Michigan Michigan State is my second payment date if you if you NC can't win I'd like to see Michigan State at least take out UConn in the fact that probably. Carolina would have a bit of an easier time -- Michigan State than UConn has nothing to -- With my decision to back via. The spartans. North we're the spartans wherever they are.
Big deal could get paid eighteen named after -- Japanese movie mark enjoy it now cartwheels. -- could just -- one down your face they're reopening.
you referred to the zags. That was that was for that was -- Friday night game the zags. They they believe boy Griffin's brought the best player in America a place for a boy look likes a one a shot his dog to a depth post game press conference. Does good guys don't you Megan he's going to go to the NBA and major at forty million -- about three months what she won't why the long face more like. -- pay him -- his brother as his brother was a seniors last chance to win any kid looked like somebody shot a duck gridlock they both that I thought both clubs together they both had towels over their heads and they were staring straight ahead. Com. Is ridiculous.
I always did well they want the government has gone out of my automobile warranties and I can't wait for President Obama to come over and played my tired --
And other things you can do individually though to save energy making sure your tires are properly inflated simple thing. We could say although the new world they're talking about getting off drilling if ever there was just inflating their tires. And then getting regular tune -- You could actually -- just as much.
It's kind of -- about the -- of thing now a man mean guaranteeing warranties because he wants to slit people's tires.
Do we know. If he can even drives is standard transmission automobile I'm guessing he -- We know he can drive. I think he can he's he has to be able to drive realize that. I just think. It's tough. Unless you live in New York City the Chicago. -- a -- always live in Chicago he would he was he was from Hawaii I think he can drive I just don't think I'm gonna guess and say no we can't drive -- there.
I always congratulations. For that guy -- well noble overtake Barack.
Villanova is tough they certainly had the measure would do it didn't -- And they took care -- they're going to be they are mere handful no question about it but at least Carolinas and the final four.
Yes congratulations on your big win. It's inevitable put up put -- kicking back from a lazy boy couldn't keep it.
Does Bill O'Reilly I'm glad somebody appreciates my contribution to the other squad to.
Apparently I misspoke. Somebody called it under the president's the phones and.
But -- since Obama has unpaid parking tickets in Cambridge I guess you're -- true and drive I forgot about that yes indeed he does yes.
Wally -- who haven't cowboys do the beer and all of these. Talk about -- troop cuts.
Yeah there wasn't there wasn't a real pleasant morning in May and I'll tell you that either they got that big. I was -- I only got as far north -- South Portland but there was still plenty of snow on the ground. Forget it was about forty degrees it was boring. I could I really sense that that we -- the sun was about to was to destroy the planet are you. Actually -- Jimmy -- so I saw some -- catching on fire just -- Keith Olbermann predicted for this from the sun. Did you help put them out I I would the regime did and there were at the pour the the drenching rain. Pretty much you -- problem.
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Don't come on down the Barry -- Chevrolet here at 1600 Pennsylvania have dropped bailout special.
Her bail out special.

