The Chump Line 3-11-09
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Chump Line Tuesday May 22, 2012 - Affirmative Action Line
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Tue, 22 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a guy pretending to be a girl calling on the Howie Carr affirmative action phone line.
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La La land with a beautiful people. She wasn't just with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon just wells was there Van Jones. -- Jones was tweeting about how he was speech about how. Liz Warren is the favorite -
Chump Line Monday May 21, 2012 - Crabs In Chicopee
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Mon, 21 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to Elizabeth Warren saying that western Massachusetts had a coast and lying about being an american indian - the caller was going to Chicopee to pick up fresh crabs.
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All we know that was that was John Edwards . Went NC state. Look what happened to. -
Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
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Fri, 18 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line posited that Elizabeth Warren's Indian name was Sitting Duck.
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at a it looked like great lawn was -- talking about it high school pot smoking. -
Chump Line Thursday May 17, 2012 - On The Grassy Knoll
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Thu, 17 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a riff on the JFK grassy knoll theory - this one is a second document on the grassy knoll proving her non-existent cherokee heritage.
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or was that Cindy was that the Howard Dean it was that's where this idea. I I don't know I did -- could very well be. Talked about this there you know there's another mystery we still haven't gotten mole hole but Emery cell phone records I wanna know war I wanna know who it was talking to was he talking in the Barack Obama about -- where it was born.I'll bet it was. Steve from Montreal and Howard Dean in the -- up there.
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If you will first -- it happened. That would be one thing but this has happened over and over and over again. -- really there was a case couple years ago some must somebody was driving around after Iraq killing somebody in the end up killing three people the second time -- ran a stop sign a big thing I think that chased the person was sober. Just just was a bad lead but driver.
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Obama that it trickles down to those already made him. I think until Kuwait this big monitor.
The state or municipality that's benefiting gives doing so because it's gonna trickle down -- The people in that community.
Okay we get beyond that you know who who mentioned who -- single out fire departments. Then who used to want to use the word trickled out who edited this stuff. Then doesn't that the president of the United States know enough that may be with his moon back constituents could be a problem with that phrase trickled down. It may be with people who there are few people who still follow the news believe it or not nominee ever vote for Obama but there are some. How -- that they might not think that giving money to fire departments was the best use of their old money.
I'm calling because I'm watching the Celtics seemed to mind that in next week whether it'd be anything.
If you call being kind of funny looking little -- awaiting them -- I -- I don't know the basic. It's crazy they -- yet another way to avoid the apparently broke both have to prove it.
If only I could. The work that. -- Patrice I would certainly try have but I don't think so at Charlotte has a better chance of being the being the escort these two idiots are working the student a group called geeks and nerds. They they're looking for a Paul blog women to sit in the front row the Celtics game on March 18 the -- gets the heat. I don't know why but no he had was posted at 12:4 AM like I suspect alcohol was involved.
And for sisters don't forget.
Yep preferably sisters. But if my sister's friends.
Okay I'll be out they really go hard on -- drunk driver in the states. You have the Kennedy perhaps woods golf and.
I was even thing of the carrier goes ago rather abolish state reps that have been busted for drunk driving how many would actually ever but none of that time. And -- very trauma government actually convicted of drunk driving their -- allowed completed down just like this. Elizabeth and give us the first time when she killed somebody.
I guess we to a school mortgage parents.
and I guess they realizing there we found it we found it we've got a bunch with we -- that I will get to a tomorrow night but we're going to take your requests for the for the board. Up.
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For what you can believe the guy in Nigeria. He's that was the -- it's.
There's a fifty bed and Obama administration. Employs 500000.
That's. Seems like it. George Bush is looking more and more like the good old days as me. I don't think I've done that our moon I don't know. George -- helped to get us here so let's just -- please give it a shot here is even get out first. George Bush and the democratic congress the last two years that's when things really fell apart. -- did she pull away what I -- story by the anti colosio look at the planes.
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They give up to a quote today from Jim James Carville with 2001 saying he wishes bush fails that's what he said. Right when bush should just been inaugurated. Nobody made a big deal out of -- oh of course she's when Jim is one of the beautiful people even though. Literally he's not one of the beautiful people figuratively I'd --
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I never said Boston black he was film noir Boston black -- is beam movies.
Oh my god Obama compared to enumerate here that -- women do you know men do not Superman. --
Keith Olbermann has a new worst person in the world for tonight that caller.
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Our Susan forward failed to -- Hillary if you can't say. No down payments at all -- Just give Barney Frank good called fool's day or more -- for you win. Create a critic of those who -- know. News no means. The queen of home loan to.
Barney Frank still up there making speeches this Wall Street Trimble's -- says. How we get to this place where Barney Frank is an economic growth.
Alex didn't put a man on the moon wasn't the only evidence GPS. Indicates with a bomb Iraq.
Would you want to remove that GPS from said mom's ankle I don't think so it might smell kind of bad.
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