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Chump Line Tuesday May 22, 2012 - Affirmative Action Line
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Tue, 22 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a guy pretending to be a girl calling on the Howie Carr affirmative action phone line.
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La La land with a beautiful people. She wasn't just with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon just wells was there Van Jones. -- Jones was tweeting about how he was speech about how. Liz Warren is the favorite -
Chump Line Monday May 21, 2012 - Crabs In Chicopee
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Mon, 21 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to Elizabeth Warren saying that western Massachusetts had a coast and lying about being an american indian - the caller was going to Chicopee to pick up fresh crabs.
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All we know that was that was John Edwards . Went NC state. Look what happened to. -
Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
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Fri, 18 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line posited that Elizabeth Warren's Indian name was Sitting Duck.
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Chump Line Thursday May 17, 2012 - On The Grassy Knoll
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Thu, 17 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a riff on the JFK grassy knoll theory - this one is a second document on the grassy knoll proving her non-existent cherokee heritage.
howard dean found at 0:36, 5:12
or was that Cindy was that the Howard Dean it was that's where this idea. I I don't know I did -- could very well be. Talked about this there you know there's another mystery we still haven't gotten mole hole but Emery cell phone records I wanna know war I wanna know who it was talking to was he talking in the Barack Obama about -- where it was born.I'll bet it was. Steve from Montreal and Howard Dean in the -- up there.
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Isn't that the truth. AIG's bonuses -- were ready. Were mere drop in the bucket compared to the Merrill Lynch bonuses.
You can't get wild -- deprecating humor yes. Hypothetically speaking it's a much Christian church web geeks can make problems go away office.
This is where comes in real handy to have a dog. Even a small. Dog. A small dog with no nose would run out there and chase those dogs third chased those turkeys around and pretty soon they'd be gone they wouldn't be back. You don't need to call him the exterminator. -- as we call CNB around here.
And -- Would -- that no one can -- their motto was brought up to darkness. Going Green -- an endless options.
And I think we've mentioned this before it's been. Reel fodder for the New York tabs but this guy Peter -- that made thirty million dollars for the three months work. As head of strategy. He took at least 25 million of that -- by a penthouse on park avenue. 45 minute -- he stole a five million left and plus he's got -- he's got a new job. Is that -- I could do you would any of us could do strategy could wait a strategy. To. You're my strategy is get a lot of money. Then getting get them to get about the bonuses before the federal though kicks in so we don't have they answer to anybody. That's why strategy. Might tactics don't. And I hope that moment though Mike tactics here are to get the job to do that quite just and John Thain -- That I will execute my strategy of actually the company in three months with thirty million box. All the bags.
Soledad how we don't devote -- arcade. Is like a political tracking polls dictated from -- it popped up and down down down down down down down home office. Down down down down down down down.
That was the point William Kristol was making today in the nationalize. It excuse me another weekly standard than what.
I'm looking at is not the day to day gyrations of the stock gyrations. But the long term. -- bill before. The United States and the entire world economy but to regain its -- Dan didn't give on the stock market is sort of like the tracking poll in politics. Head bobs up and down day today the and if you spend all your time worrying about bad -- probably going to get the long term strategy brawl.
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Pat Buchanan for. Didn't come here to be made sport of it nor did I Powell.
Always I think the -- up but it sure there's been brought up -- before us this time I go to go to Winnipeg explanations but would collapse just walked into the woods. Crap why can't always the -- collapsed. It is dramatic visit because you would -- few entries please explain why you can't -- collapse.
I -- repeat what I did not come here. To be made sport that's the only reason why you came here. I. I am here because I was passed over for the job of global strategy. At Merrill Lynch. The one that I wanted to make the big money. Sit back in my office. My feet -- my desk. Leave an early every day. So I get to the strategy at this baby. In the Hamptons. But instead I got asked over and now taking crap from people who have nothing better to do that this new pick.
How would you. -- criticizing the bad news click her head it's. Knight of the round belly.
Does this mean he's the he's a British subject and doesn't have to pay the American estate taxes. Not mean to can't be called sir because he's an American subject easily be called -- British. This is a new thing. For me I did not know that American citizens could be ignited when did give me some other event -- America can't be called sir give me some other examples of American citizens of midnight that. -- Bill Gates I I don't know I don't know I'll try master of -- not surrogates because he's not fresh. How -- how -- of gay police were -- would he be certain day. I don't believe you what is he plays a British. I was gonna make a joke about that they find Jesus there -- certain ga you know.
Times like these we have to ask ourselves what would it would -- relative today I didn't think it. We're human diet now waiting now.
All that's good we need that is kind. -- We need that Julia. Where is always juniors tracking down the moment then you're okay junior. The ten commandments. Edward G Robinson has the feel. Okay. Where -- you're where's your I saw pharaoh he's the overseer. Okay. Click on the pharaoh. At the affair no doubt that pharaoh place where it's. Sir Cecil whatever his name as in you'll redder with the prints out. -- was ways -- Cecil was he would give me geeky a culture Cecil in America certainly he's an American citizen has reddish. Okay give me give me Edward G Robinson where's your messiah and now the ten commandments.
President Bush went after Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden's. President Obama to go on after Rush Limbaugh and get to know where enemies that's.
What do Pat Buchanan called it nonsense. I think that's it that's a pretty good description of it.
It's always good to have right. Camelot has been indicted they're great --
Don't worry about -- pronouncing this or that Warren that we need more references to Ted Kennedy's knighthood.
Is anyone else find it troubling that Obama and its people have an official Rush Limbaugh slammed. But still no plan to save the banking system.
And and now they've. They've gone and the good they've gone after public enemy number two that would be Jim Cramer. From MS NB say from CNBC excuse me.
I'll leave no knowledge no god and god here we don't need no big game got -- I don't know what god. Hill blocked off.
I was wondering if I get called -- I prefer to call them go launches rather than the robbers. That was one of many -- lashes -- by the way just picked one. What's wrong with the wash it's not a -- my great grandmother both use the word go watch this. And you know you don't wear jeans either just remember that you wear it under Reeves. And eager -- Pacquiao and do you get up pop you know work out either you do calisthenics. You don't do either. That's -- got a bum hip I'll be back -- that I'll be back doing calisthenics. Come August.
do -- and they -- to PDAs and I'm not surprised and how we don't go to he's hurting them. I'm really not have time.
it's -- what I -- to how wage from the CNB controller right on Tikrit it was a grab those -- Christmas actually pretty funny to that like to see these back from.
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