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I do think that people branding -- cable television should be held accountable. I didn't know what they're talking about -- bill Martin will be yesterday about that.

I didn't really. Watch the Oscars last night is -- for a long time now CNB award you're watching bill -- though he was. Was -- angry was he passed over for an Oscar -- bitter he wasn't nominated for an Oscar which point he brought up.

As his reading and nominees for best documentary. I wasn't nominated.

Several -- I I think I've been into movies and I've had been nominated for either one C of the -- have you ever heard any expressed any bitterness over not about that now.

No he basically said that his he was talking I was talking about art died. As he -- it was just basically too touchy and so he obviously didn't get nominated and -- just a peace no war.

self pity is not good box office who said that Harry -- I believe the founder of Columbia Pictures and go bar obviously didn't hear that lesson okay sorry.

Good good good big big big blow over here didn't do week. As far as you raised well I think it's gonna compete -- picked -- over give us some ability.

I'm really surprised. That they're still having a lot of press conferences on TV using Gannett thanks administration about two weeks to figure out you don't really want to be. Broadcasting via press briefings live every every afternoon in this case the bush people that live in the morning. What does -- he's up there and this is this is his fifteen minutes of fame dude just -- and -- I also. It's tremendously important for people who rant on cable television. -- feel responsible and understand what it is more bad word that is real problems I didn't feel assured that mr. centrally doesn't know what he's talking. He smog. On top of everything nobody works for Barack Obama to the rent on YouTube because before that may be -- now definitely. They -- don't they understand this. That any publicity is good publicity in this case don't ask Melissa Melissa Bell's case that's nothing that's not true. But if you're not picked up on soldiers field oh no I tell you why any any good. Press -- are smart enough not to take the breathalyzer. Type of porn you how. I thought people awareness of the third grade now you don't take a breathalyzer test -- so what if you'll lose your license for six months -- eat it. It's it is better to -- lot of drugs to detain the brutalize heard remove all doubt.

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This is Patrick Kennedy is often. Congressman would like to know if I have to -- about what's on her way to a vote in congress.

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I think the actual saying is it is not enough for you for you to succeed others must fail that's that's where we get. -- I don't like being council off flight but I I would've it would have been humorous but -- that who have been on the flight with Randy golds -- Last last year while you sit next door which she torched her career the -- former general manager channels seven through. The cops -- how many directions had she said about three dozen. Go ahead.

You can guess this thing they say that Obama big bucks -- bonuses and -- his intentions a the wonderful folk -- days or. Barack -- that's famous for the awful. And you can get food that they include a dead Obama has made -- me.

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Any word. New intern with a new name check out mass live dot com Steve we have an update on the quote the runaway Holyoke schoolteacher and her fifteen year old charge.

No I don't I -- didn't do a good news this week ended man. I don't think -- well anyway this office.

How come nobody talks about the Tar Heels when they won a big game boy did that against duke week or so ago they they happen to get upset. By. By Maryland because they had this of this shooting guard from Venezuela had a career game wasn't that -- him. This is this various. Accounts no one really knows for sure some one of the one of the things is. One of the theories is that that the battle the first battle -- that the North Carolina regiments were holding and Stonewall Jackson said. -- ordered those. North Carolina regiment stationed dad like they got Todd day heels. That's one theory wow. Aren't you glad US -- seeing --

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I know that guy Caroline was in the car with me and we she ordered a Diet Coke and he gave her regular Coke has. Nothing for you accept the higher gas tax -- Mr. President.

The we just do it at Edison state college the master. Once over and using your dog -- four and a half years. Because look back and I can't find another job. Now with the fact that I've been there for as long as I've been their. Do you have any plan or any idea of make it one guy's been there for a long time received any better benefits than what they've already more.

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