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Chump Line Tuesday May 22, 2012 - Affirmative Action Line
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Tue, 22 May 2012
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a guy pretending to be a girl calling on the Howie Carr affirmative action phone line.
ben affleck and matt damon found at 1:52
La La land with a beautiful people. She wasn't just with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon just wells was there Van Jones. -- Jones was tweeting about how he was speech about how. Liz Warren is the favorite -
Chump Line Monday May 21, 2012 - Crabs In Chicopee
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Mon, 21 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to Elizabeth Warren saying that western Massachusetts had a coast and lying about being an american indian - the caller was going to Chicopee to pick up fresh crabs.
john edwards found at 5:10
All we know that was that was John Edwards . Went NC state. Look what happened to. -
Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
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Fri, 18 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line posited that Elizabeth Warren's Indian name was Sitting Duck.
high school found at 1:38
at a it looked like great lawn was -- talking about it high school pot smoking. -
Chump Line Thursday May 17, 2012 - On The Grassy Knoll
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Thu, 17 May 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a riff on the JFK grassy knoll theory - this one is a second document on the grassy knoll proving her non-existent cherokee heritage.
howard dean found at 0:36, 5:12
or was that Cindy was that the Howard Dean it was that's where this idea. I I don't know I did -- could very well be. Talked about this there you know there's another mystery we still haven't gotten mole hole but Emery cell phone records I wanna know war I wanna know who it was talking to was he talking in the Barack Obama about -- where it was born.I'll bet it was. Steve from Montreal and Howard Dean in the -- up there.
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Gap must continue to sort of positive spin on the -- actual business. At least we got -- back money back.
He was an obnoxious character we will not see him again I don't think everybody. The public. Form.
The public -- It was obnoxious and you know what's the best thing of all about the guy has. -- he was a crusader against the his words tax cheaters in what he wanted the book world. -- all tax cheaters. Joe you has cost him. As a tax cheater in which Jason mistakes were made as they say. And it was inadvertent. Make no mistake tax cheaters and she just saw. And the Irish should enforce our -- to the latter. I couldn't agree with -- more the IRS run by tax -- Tim Geithner.
Tom Daschle -- at the American people have high expectations for those -- heard. Part of what we'll pay the taxes and who got to play with the other man drove up.
With a biology -- Biology visas -- biology newsrooms looking for an honest man this guy I was looking for radio for an -- taxpaying straight guy.
Other bureau of the -- your passport and have special I spent good money -- than there are also supposed to go. I get my money would write -- address.
Yeah that's really see -- and we all thought that was really. That was the evening to reach for the ages and how long were they married. To a three years three years three years. The end overturn. All of human history and so that they could get -- And then they. They -- dog caught -- that happens is that together as they say. I just hope none of them fall in love -- any of their close personal relatives or any of their pets. Because -- like to keep the incest and the beast reality laws on the books for awhile longer.
Just as former US senator have the -- actually Colin driving under the guise of police. The new radio talk show host who haven't figured salaries being -- 6000 dollars would probably wait for perjury.
I beg your pardon. -- you referring -- Who ever could he be speaking about the -- stations. The out her own good will allow any of that stuff to go on around here I'll tell you that this is a very very ethical company. Just desperate -- general spits it out in New York. For the morning show most. Or -- or the mid day host who's well he is a New York. Earlier rikers island.
It's he would make you do if you like good news if you invention but. You can't can be commands.
I'm gonna have typically speak -- concern -- well he.
That's right. What does the tax -- and we need man. This is delayed for Bob Bob -- totally do did.
Boy is the last few days let's see very taxing them and they president.
Geary made a joke on Saturday night about it though he said that -- that -- we were trying to do or think about my in this elaborate brutal. But they couldn't do it so far -- the dog has tax problems.
Saw what Tom Daschle. She's just gonna have to continue -- lobbying business -- I met his consulting business. We -- nudge nudge overpaid nowadays to pay in this.
Must've been nice to hire his wife who was a lobbyist when he was the majority leader of the Senate majority of the Senate majority leader in human right -- goes into the bank account. Of the Senate majority leader and it's strictly strictly legit. It's on the up -- up business did the caller said wink wink nudge nudge. On this draft -- dishonest graft. What -- I don't hire my wife is your lobbyist. That's all honesty -- but one we'll get into trouble for that.
How to people stopped and don't detailed the -- is --
If only it were true. It wouldn't have to worry about Mike courier and let jealous is solved or you can bomb around tomorrow morning. You know I think we're more like put the subpoena on the chair -- North Carolina where that did work for awhile within somebody he he had one of his. Plugs going and remove the subpoena from the chair.
My dad was always that if I don't live my -- Bode well --
Then he also tell you good when you apply for a mortgage from a bank dealt. Check up on your credit and whether or not you have a job.
Hopefully how we got us this morning ground some golf and started the effort being in battle looks like more winter every. The next size up and pay up.
I didn't come here to be made sport of my weight is now. It's now owned. But down enough to be operated on for my hip replacement but now.
That's that's that's that's -- beautiful. This. That I was brought in the Super Bowl effect and then all of a sudden I am books for schools should have been what -- they downplayed they have they have started the wrong button and now unfortunately the whole movie just about biblical way.
Who know the Bill Clinton had moved to Arizona. Where they showed the porn. The move in the right after -- Fitzgerald's touchdown run in the fourth quarter.
microwave the meal in restaurant and you'll.
Now this misguided -- the last unpaid message.
What a shocker for -- if I actually had mail delivered on Groundhog Day.
Not -- alarm Tuesday is on the -- all Groundhog Day was Monday edition yes so it's a Tuesday is going to be that chopping block. Is on the chopping more.
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Tom Daschle -- the the American people have high expectations for those who heard. I -- what Google pays his taxes and who doesn't -- the other man drove up.

