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Tue, 23 Dec 2008|

This is the chump line from Monday, December 22nd 12/22/08

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  1. heart attack1:53
  2. John McCain3:11
  3. Barack Obama3:09, 3:17
  4. hardwood flooring0:29
  5. illegal aliens3:07
  6. carbon monoxide poisoning8:53
  7. GM6:25
  8. New York City5:00
  9. New York Post3:36

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    saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
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I'm sure the New York Post must've missed the oldest and that's why did that I would never make the mistakes such as. A mystery that's all. Always a good kid at rice doom or rather who abides by the palm -- -- about I highly dials back. Birds we haven't seen a slight should following your twelve years old and even better you'll always got the right it's. I do have a bite. That's there's -- flight path that runs all the way down to the end of the north side of the island and so I get on the -- there's little this little. Room in the basement where everybody keeps their bikes and I get on -- I think I got a bum hip I have a hard time walking down to the end of the island now so I got the bike and it takes me 45 minutes to go back and forth that's great. I love it and I go right by the Palm Beach country club -- -- waving to any of my C on the Linksys -- idea. As I would right now. -- I drive by the country club on my body fit girl. Stewart stands at the little backward -- Arnold has literally under your trash -- happy holidays. -- I wear your bathing trunks and -- regular old baseball cap that's -- I met Diane Coulter last year. Bundles on you really go on the bicycle out here yes she really she was with the NB Stein in the former City Council president of New York City. June slide out quiet down in Florida Howie I didn't realize that -- very stating we don't say it up pretty don't know why that's. I didn't come here to be made sport of what about the holiday seasons seasons greetings. And welcome Mike here right about a guy like I like a bite. This is a nice Christmas you ride a bike and this is a nice 'cause I know people are given me grief -- riding a bike that's what I mean. I wonder if I want to enjoy the -- I don't use -- I was there once you've got a bike is again if you ask politely say. And he tried to write it down the hall the station in -- crashed after five feet and hopefully devices ever written. 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This nice so this nice Italian spread throw mud cooking vacation -- com sprung for a did you did you look at this is the whole home baked bread I have. Homemade -- that cannot not -- hockey. Stuffed red peppers. Lemon chicken and roasted potatoes wind biscotti -- and this this set me back a pretty penny C and he. Pushing got a nice model wind to place a lot of fun select in this bottle wine Victoria. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling have a car you can. Okay that's -- the -- -- -- -- trouble and is the recorded voicemail message service of we car show you can call leave a message and any hour of the day or night including weekends -- -- -- number if you like to leave such a message is. 61777934696177793469. So are you read -- guy in London. -- -- the police broke into it department which has got to the bottom line not total blood. One another story involving the animals and death closer to home. A 62 year old sandwich man was found dead in his home Sunday. Killed by carbon monoxide poisoning after or raccoon crawled into his chimney. And cause -- dangerous build up of exhaust from his gas -- Police said the man who'd whose name has not been released did not have carbon monoxide detectors in his home. It's unfortunate because had he had some detectors in there might have had a better chance at a patrolman. The the police went to the home after a member of the man's church called them because he had not been seen or heard from in several days officers officials from the -- lying on the floor. -- extremely high levels of carbon monoxide in the year. So you know the first two the first two comments are on the on the newspaper aboard. What happened to the raccoon. That's what they care about most among the dead before crawled down there. Well I'm gonna -- down there who was dead at the news said earlier -- they said it was a he was dead the raccoon is dead after. -- -- -- -- -- Make up another. -- dogma of Iraq cooled next epidemic. 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