Chump line for 12/19/08

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He's a role model for the younger all of that's right he is one of the youngest prisoners still anyway Hillary Michelle up from Tacoma and play dead -- or else I did I read read the whole thing about how why he helped. He helped ensure the death of us CIA agent and former marine corps officer Mike -- and my XP and died a hero and you don't eat my XP and isn't going home for Christmas. And and and Johnny Johnny Walker's and mom Johnnie walker -- mom. Says that President Bush should show some. Christian mercy. Towards reports on.

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I hadn't thought of that but. Where else could the reason being they're trying to embarrass. The Barack Obama and Al Gore. And the rest of the global warming crew did you see you name this is suited Barack indices science adviser. One of the leading the quote unquote. -- bursts of on global warming. An expert. On something that may or may not exist I hope that expert those aren't that CNN weatherman and dark Alley. I -- doesn't I hope he doesn't run off the road capabilities from Harvard of course they'll -- doesn't alarm off the road. Here in this latest stuff faults form that we're enduring here. In the epicenter of the global warming.

I am not wearing -- boxes today skeptic now we're now. Okay. -- Don't -- it but bit by bit.

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Yeah I was just think of the same thing east. Sounds little bit like the shadow. Land itself.

Ali you know year old if you remembered -- and we're -- no -- get up early to make sure he supports --

That's very well put them in this case she got up early to see to make sure. That the governor had the clear that you didn't have to go to work. What -- said though you don't next time next time the governor. I'm sure we'll take some heat from the unions and they'll say -- governor. Can you -- forget 5 AMP one to announce that at 5 PM the night before. So everybody can go I'd like I said yesterday. The party hardy. Doors to the waist and a day off by being hit over everybody wanted to party like it was 1999. Last night and what they did but no they had to get off they had to get up but at least hear the news on the radio.

He had it and B I heard that guy he had killed -- guys got. They won't pick -- nickname again okay.

By the way you know you referencing. A deep throat that's right yes yes. By the way another guy who won't be down for breakfast but it was not the death -- or bad religion this Dennis -- of the classics for the.

I have the worst for all the awards season didn't go to war because. Fox hole.

I have to -- two words for all the people on the public payroll who I didn't go to work today. Full page.

So how about Patrick called all nonessential state workers not to show up today it -- comic -- But it -- nonessential workers why haven't don't have jobs.

And -- that question is exactly the reason why the terminology has been changed to. Non emergency workers you'll might hear them referred to was nonessential anymore. Not by the governor anyway just like he doesn't referred to illegal aliens is illegal aliens they are undocumented workers. By the way bad news for Minnesota where Al franken has now pulled ahead in the endless recount. Norm Coleman's this is very unfortunate development.

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Anyone see a Prius up there. Anyone see any Prius is out there. Now I didn't think so.

Well I can't use those things and ice on my wife -- dragon is gonna get from broken bread good enough we can all publicity hound. I wouldn't be surprised if you don't --

I beg your pardon. I have some character flaws but I'm not the kind of person who -- Bangs in sick because there's a couple of snowflakes out there big -- seven is doing their best you gotta give them credit. They they keep trying to show it from different angles that there's you know drips and piling up in that cars are spinning out of control but the it's just not cut the storm is just not cutting it from panic is subsiding. Local TV news early yes your family.

Going long long long. Overnight by morning -- should be back.

The boot problems she India's. They're saying and they've been saying all along that the worst quote unquote worst of the storm will be over here in Boston. By 8 o'clock or 9 o'clock. Now that. That really doesn't can leave that much tiny mini dwarfs were true the snow drifts to pile up. Plus you know you know watching channel 25 they're just show people laugh -- us now.

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We talked to somebody last night who who's who's pretty conversant in what happened with a -- made off. And -- told me that Justin in Massachusetts alone the news from people called it the complain. Them for dead and a file lot of complaints and grievances. They think that Massachusetts residents just a loan. Would take it for 300 to 400 million dollars. Then that's just amazing. 11. State and no we're not even in the the episode or another a lot of people from here who who hang out in Palm Beach and somewhat of a but. That is is that's pretty amazing.

It's probably my parents and only -- in debt problem of whenever didn't jobs that I've suffered enough. --

But listening to or. That is a pretty funny expressions listening -- Most illicit most of us go out every day in and we get an earful. That's what we call a model listening for.

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