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Chump Line Wednesday February 8, 2012 - Blackbird Fly
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Wed, 8 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of Paul McCartney's Blackbird only this version was dedicated to convicted former Massachusetts House Speaker Sal DiMasi.
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come here to be made sport of -- saying that you know Mitt Romney was our -- I've always loved the -- frontier. Thing. A mean thing with the -- delicate nearby plugs and attack me they -- committee that on -- now. I think here those departments. Use -- Mitt Romney word. -
Chump Line Tuesday February 7, 2012 - Sal Is Back And Theres' Going To Be Indictments
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Tue, 7 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of the song My Boyfriends Back. Our version dedicated to Sal DiMasi returning from prison to give Grand Jury testimony.
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elected officials and it's just really. A sleazy ways to conduct an election campaign . But. Now it's okay because he's gonna super. -
Chump Line Monday February 6, 2012 - Team Struggling
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Mon, 6 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of Joe Namath's infamous inebriated interview from the sidelines of a football game where he said he does not care about the team struggling. This version was for the Patriots apres Super Bowl.
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Only in Brazil who can't from a country Oprah phils had married Tom Brady's turn them into what -- now no longer King of the Hill. -
Chump Line Friday February 3, 2012 - Unemployment Rate
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Fri, 3 Feb 2012
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snide remark that of course the caller believed that President Obama was a christian and that the unemployment rate was going down.
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At least honest John Kerry clearly huge issues parliament says that you went on to learn CPR. Thirty or pulmonary routed through circuitry.the he didn't like -- because Smith reminded of -- honest John Kerry . I said as I said it could -- if there. There's no such thing as an honest John Kerry if if these are if you wore on us he would not be John Kerry -- be somebody else. To be Jack care. For scary but he would not be John Kerry .
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How a lot of college kid you not -- we going to the government. But they didn't know bet both clubs but it failed because part although art is --
Yep sure do I'm sure they do know that. And I'm sure they know all these video games the -- advertise on football games the first pharmacy in my cinema soft. What the hell were they advertise and I know I don't know what that's -- product it's.
I have a whole question for tomorrow. Units you know Barney Frank knows someone throwing -- industry would you let him change the oil in your -- more and by the way I get my news from Comedy Central.
I was only so much your Barney Frank is I was thinking about Indian chief philosophy. She will she and I Harry Reid had this big press conference today. Then that Nancy Pelosi the speaker of the house a -- rich woman from her birth. Mary to and even Richard guy. Living in. San Francisco. Said that she was not satisfied. With the planned that the auto industry executives -- presented for the recovery of their industry. Now old. What exactly are her qualifications. But the same as Marty franks that's the simple answer.
Simply didn't know whether you think so -- Sarah Palin can feel after in my house. It's in -- Africa.
I know I got a confused I was I was thinking I saw the name Ross up there on video screen. He was calling in early and I got got mixed up what do you want me to say.
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Sorry for the first seven years and I must support the administration's. The blender because all the things that went bad storms when former President Bill Clinton. Now apparently going to blame evidence -- alumnus who might run for president of the Obama. It was a lot of those people --
I think he's referring to the fact that I pointed out that the stock market is crashed about 20% in the two weeks since Barack Obama's selection is. Is that fact. Incorrect if anything it's a low ball number. The stock market this shed 10% in the last two days.
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I'll never forget him. The leader of the -- Okay. And that's my motorcycle. Impersonation.
Love -- love days. No song -- have a job if you could see answering machine that it can't be a message from my dear friend Obama. Please check it again love days.
All I forgot to mention the big news. -- wide shot is going to be the chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. War now all. That's good job -- quiet used to have. And he's come full circle you know 1971. He was the leader of the Vietnam veterans against the war that he was talking about the atrocities being committed by the American soldiers in Vietnam. It was unparalleled since the days of Virginia just call me. And he talked exactly like Bobby Kennedy of those days his accent. It has changed. Over the years. Do you see he's shared the stage. Kennedy accent and is now gone to was relaxant which is a nor -- barometer -- The accident and but now he's gonna be the chairman of the foreign relations committee and -- end the week that the Boston Globe assured us today that this is a very very big job.
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Did you know one guy was that Wagoner who said this to the reporter after. He said the so why did you fly him on the private jet. That begs for money and he said. I had some early meetings in Detroit. -- you know. Doesn't that -- the use sometimes you know you have that you got to fly software's and you have to see somebody earlier in the day so he had no choice. Because when 25 -- stood there read a private jets. Could have been anybody.
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Yeah exact guy -- who voted for Obama. Any good people that -- smokers I've got to go he's what who worked on the tip almond joy in my camel crush as he.
Again like I said. -- world war that the world was coming to a -- let me smoke and again. A lot of some coalition smokes. In hopes to go didn't jets and then decide if you will conquer -- suicide note pack of smokes and.
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Also the sign on the sword that appeared to emperor Constantine. Above the melody and bridge read before one is great victory. Somebody even fewer people know -- And I daresay not a single Barack Obama voter knows that. I could be or -- maybe a couple and academia 18774694322. That's the toll free number of about how we charge I mean that is excuse me. 18774694322. Was a toll free number that Howie -- sure if you like to leave a message on the child blind that number 617779346961777934. 69. Give us a call leave a message any hour of the day -- night we may or may not play your message at this time each weekday. Today's jump one was brought you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor needs -- log on to lumber liquidators dot com.
But it won't and the wily and -- wanted to go ahead Andy walker that they him. Leader of the pack.
End if peace if he is indeed is is is suspected by some who appeared to be in the know being a Marlboro smoker. The siege does he use hard pack her soft pack. What does that say about Barack Obama. Okay 18774694322. That's the toll free number of about how we car show when when we come back will be joined by a mark Goddard you know him better as major Don west. Of lost in space. Doctor Smith's. Arch nemesis. Or maybe not so arch nemesis. Maybe -- secret forever and 1877469.

